How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Just then, the sounds of laughter and discussion reached my ears.

"Hey, hey, yes, that's right. Yeah, just walk this way from now on. I think Xiao Yang is a good kid..."

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "..."

"that……"

Hongli rubbed her face, looked down at her boyfriend with an innocent and confused expression.

"Can anyone tell me what happened?"

Hei Yang: "..."

He was guilty, and he committed suicide.

Anyway, let's get my girlfriend off the ceiling first!

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 265 Parents: Child, why are you always looking at the computer screen every time I enter your room?

"Ha, mere Hong Li, easily obtained!"

Hei Yang held down his girlfriend, whom he had just caught, with one hand and wiped the sweat from his brow with the other.

"Ah, yes, yes."

Hong Li, who was pinned to the bed, rolled her eyes and gave a perfunctory reply.

"My husband is invincible! Little Hongli is powerless against him and has been easily subdued!"

"I'll take your sarcastic remarks as a compliment."

Hei Yang let out a long breath, listening to the increasingly close laughter and conversation outside, and looked at Hong Li with a hint of helplessness.

"Mom and the others are coming over, what are you going to say?"

"You're asking me? How would I know?"

Hongli looked up at Heiyang with a face full of despair.

"If I had disappeared and gone berserk like you did before, none of this would have happened."

But this thing is an instant kill, an instant kill!

"Are you asking me to go outside with you and unleash a flurry of attacks on the guests?"

"Grass!"

Hei Yang couldn't help but imagine that scene, and his lips twitched.

"Our family's way of treating guests is quite unique."

"That is indeed special."

Hongli couldn't help but complain out loud.

Even if I can barely control my strength and avoid accidentally hurting anyone, think about it...

You were sitting in the living room, chatting and laughing, with the background music being the pitiful screams of Hong Li, bouncing around you as she screamed?

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "..."

"You can imagine that, right?"

Hong Li's face was expressionless, revealing dead fish eyes.

"That can't be considered an ordinary social death, it's simply... it's..."

I've been promoted straight to the heavyweight comedic clown of the travel world, okay?!

"Be confident."

Hei Yang encouraged, "Maybe it can even go viral and get you into a competition for something like the Greatest Fool in the Heavens?"

"Who would care about that kind of selection process!"

"What should I do?"

Hei Yang shrugged helplessly.

"You can't expect me to carry you in the living room to greet guests, can you?"

Hongli: "!!!"

"Fuck you! You son of a bitch!"

Hongli imagined the scene and her face turned bright red with embarrassment: "This is just too embarrassing!"

However, although……

It's just so embarrassing!

"No! Absolutely not!"

Hongli decisively rejected this outrageous suggestion.

"Anyway..."

Hong Li gritted her teeth.

"If it's just the two of us, you can hug me however you want... I'll accept it even if it's too much!"

But if there are other people involved, absolutely not!

"Nonsense, of course I know that won't work..."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "Don't even mention you, I'm scared too!"

"Xiao Yang? Xiao Li? Strange... Where are you all?"

My mother's voice could be faintly heard from the living room: "Please sit down first, I'll go check on them..."

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang and Hong Li, who was being held down on the bed by his hands, exchanged a glance, then looked at the door, blinked, and shouted out without hesitation.

"Mom! I'm coming right now, please wait a moment, it'll be ready soon!"

"what?"

Qing Yiyi's puzzled voice came from behind: "What are you busy with?"

"Oh, no, no, I mean, it's nothing, nothing at all!"

Sweat beaded on Hei Yang's forehead as he quickly said, "Mom, please sit down and have some water. I'll finish what I'm doing right away!"

"That……"

Qing Yiyi paused for a moment: "Okay, don't drag it out."

"I know, I know!"

"..."

The sound of my mother's footsteps gradually faded into the distance.

"Hoo..." *2

Hei Yang and Hong Li exchanged a glance and breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

"What should we do now?"

Hei Yang made a face showing his pained teeth: "Do you want to come with me?"

"You're holding me?"

"If I don't hold you, I'll just fly away..."

"Damn, that's true."

Hong Li's lips twitched. Suddenly, she thought of something and said cautiously, "Well, how about you carry me out? But you have to wear a coat or wrap yourself in a blanket to cover me up so no one can see me. Or I can use my invisibility skill!"

Then you say, "I went out for a morning run and I'm not home right now!"

Hei Yang: "..."

"There are so many flaws, I don't even know where to begin complaining..."

A row of black lines appeared above Hei Yang's head.

"Even if we take a step back and assume that your parents are mentally twisted and believe your nonsense about going out for a morning run..."

"But while you were restraining your instant-kill ability, you were hiding in my arms. Don't you realize how absurd that scene was?"

"Ah this..."

Hongli and Heiyang's eyes floated upwards simultaneously, looking at the imagined bubble.

It would be bad if I made any strange noises and someone noticed!

Don't move, hold on tighter.