How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

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Qing Yiyi gave her a look: "Xiao Li isn't feeling well, you should go and take care of her!"

"Okay, okay, I'll stop here then. Goodbye, hahaha!"

Hei Yang watched with a smile as the group disappeared around the corner.

"boom!"

Then, in a flash, he closed the door, and Hei Yang looked grateful.

"Mom! You really are my mom!"

[Black Sun: Xiao Li.]

[Hongli: Huh? What's wrong? Why did you suddenly stop talking?]

[Black Sun: Look up.]

"Ah?"

Hong Li looked up, completely bewildered, then her pupils suddenly contracted.

"Hahaha! Your dad's here!"

Hei Yang instantly appeared above Hong Li, spreading his arms and lunging towards her.

"Justice descends from heaven!!!"

"Damn it, what's wrong with you...?"

Hongli stared in terror at the black sun descending from the sky, instinctively trying to struggle.

"what?"

Hong Li glanced at herself, her expression returning to calm.

"Oh, you're tied up. That's alright then, you can't resist..."

"Ha! You took advantage of me just now, didn't you? Now call me daddy!"

"Stop talking nonsense, let me untie you first..."

"Alright, alright, stop moving. The more you move, the harder it will be to solve. I'll handle it... Hmm? How did you get out?"

"Uh, I'm thinking of instantly killing it..."

"Ah this..."

"Damn!" *2

"boom!"

Hei Yang hugged Hong Li and slammed his head against the corner of the bed.

"Paji"

The bed turned over

红璃

黑阳

"Uh, I want this big bed..."

Hongli stretched out one arm with difficulty.

"It's for lying on it, not for it to lie on us..."

"You should be grateful that their supernatural powers gave you face..."

Hei Yang also stretched out an arm, saying weakly, "At least it only started making a fuss after the guests left..."

"Ah..." *2

His arms went limp and he collapsed.

Player of the game, Bed, double kill!

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 268 Actually, the more ritualistic a guy is before a lottery draw, the uglier his face tends to be...

"Heiyang, I think I've broken my back, I really do!"

Hongli whispered, "It's probably broken into several pieces. It's a serious injury. I'll be bedridden and unable to work from now on. You have to take good care of me."

"Go away..."

Hei Yang remade the sheets and casually retorted, "What kind of waist does a kid have?!"

Hongli: "???"

"Wow, that's definitely a classic line from Mom and Dad, isn't it?"

Hongli snorted, puffed out her chest, raised her head, and stood up straight, saying defiantly, "But that was before. Now I'm not a little girl anymore, but a young lady."

Look at that perfect figure, those captivating curves, that slender waist you could almost encircle—how dare you say you don't have a waist?!

"Ah, yes, yes."

Hei Yang stretched, threw the pillow and blanket back onto the bed, and glanced at Hong Li.

"The bed is made, you can lie down now."

"Yay, Black Sun is the best!"

Hongli buried her face in the blanket, snuggling comfortably.

Welcome back, my beloved bed!

"Weird..."

Hei Yang carefully examined the corner of the bed, frowned, gently patted it with his hand, then took a few steps back, measuring the angle with his fingers, his face full of doubt.

"That's so weird. How did we manage to do that? From that angle, we shouldn't have been able to knock the bed over, right?"

"Hey, why do you care about all that nonsense?"

Hongli rolled over to the inside of the wall and patted the empty space next to her.

"Come quick, come quick, don't just stand there like an idiot!"

"But I feel uncomfortable if I don't understand..."

"Oh, it's no big deal!"

Hongli turned to the side, rested her chin on her hand, and looked at Heiyang with a helpless expression.

"If you don't come over here, I'm not going to talk to you anymore."

"It's as if you can really resist ignoring me."

Hei Yang, feeling confident and unconcerned, continued to rest his chin on his hand, analyzing the angle and force.

"To be fair, if it can flip the 'tide' once when we're making a fuss, it might flip the 'tide' a second time when we're doing something bad."

"Ah this..."

Hongli paused for a moment, then pursed her lips.

"He has a ton of experience and knowledge, and he's all talk and no action. He's just a big talker, what's with all the 'expert' talk?"

"Isn't it the same for you?"

Hei Yang's serious expression vanished, revealing dead fish eyes as he looked at Hong Li. He sighed, climbed over to her side, and put his arm around her.

"Forget it, I'm too lazy to think about it. I'll deal with it when the time comes."

"Tch, it should have been done a long time ago."

Hongli gave a soft hum, shifted her slender waist, moved closer to Heiyang, then shrank back down, crawled out from under his arm, and rested her head on his arm, looking very comfortable.

So what do we do now?

"I'm fine with doing anything, or I'm fine with doing nothing."

Hei Yang squinted and hugged the girl tighter.

"So when will your supernatural powers be fully integrated...?"

[Your contract partner (Hong Li) has advanced to the third level of the Golden Core stage, and her cultivation is progressing in sync.]

"uh-huh."

Hong Li's lips curled up slightly.

"Is there a problem, dear brother?"

"Ah, that's good, my back is really in good condition."

"Damn it, wake up!"

Hong Li's eyes were lifeless, and two blushes appeared on her cheeks.

"I'm telling you I've made a breakthrough, so praise me!"