How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"I feel like Miss Hongli is using my legs as punching bags. Thanks to you, I can no longer feel my legs."

"Ha, you're overthinking it, you're overthinking it. This is normal..."

Hong Li chuckled, "That proves your legs are so happy you're practically floating on air!"

"Climb, climb, climb..."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "Just admit you're being lazy. Your legs are numb from being weighed down by your body, and you're still pretending!"

"Oh, oh, my husband's strong legs are just so warm and reliable!"

"Ah, yes, yes."

Hei Yang curled his lip, took out the life-and-death contract, and handed it to Hong Li.

"Girl, quickly sign a contract with me and become a magical girl!"

"Aha?"

A question mark appeared above Hong Li's head. After quickly glancing at the item information, she suddenly understood.

"So, signing this contract means we can truly go down together if we're going to fail?"

"Damn it, why do you always talk such unlucky things!"

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "Hurry up!"

"Hehe, I got it, I got it."

Hong Li smiled and signed the contract as required, casually saying as she did so, "If this happens, then if you encounter any danger to your life, won't I have to be sent along with you?"

I thought you'd rather sacrifice yourself than let the person you love die!

"Hmph, you're a piece of junk. You can't do anything without me. What's the point of you living if I'm dead!"

Hei Yang said viciously, "Let's just hurry up and die together."

"Yes, yes, yes, I'll die with you, my dear husband."

Hong Li couldn't stop smiling.

Die together? Yeah, right.

Signing a contract is a reminder to each other: be careful, your life isn't just your own!

"..."

"..."

At 3:50 a.m., Hong Qiao quietly waited for dawn in front of Yang Li's house.

"My second uncle said that Brother Heiyang and Sister Hongli might be able to help me, but I don't know if it will actually work..."

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 272 The more you try to do something well, the more likely you are to encounter trouble...

"Your gun, my sword..."

"The Fire Crystal has a small flame; this cup is for Mom and Dad to use for self-defense..."

"Passes, one for you, one for me..."

On the large bed, the boy and girl sat cross-legged facing each other, whispering to each other in a voice only the other could hear, as they sorted and organized the props they had unearthed.

"To be honest, this medicinal wine isn't very useful for me."

Hei Yang snorted and said arrogantly, "You might see some changes if you add a cup of water to a basin."

But if you pour it into rivers or lakes, you won't see any difference!

"Ah, yes, yes..."

Hongli remained noncommittal, pretending to be indifferent.

"Let's put it by the bedside; who knows, someone might need it someday?"

Hei Yang: "..."

Hei Yang: "I'm too lazy to argue with you..."

Hongli: "Ah, yes, yes, that's what it means to lack confidence."

Hei Yang: "Who do you think you are? Who do you think you are?"

With your tiny arms and legs, I'm afraid I could break them with the slightest bit of force!

"They even made me drink medicinal wine! Don't come crying to your dad later!"

Hongli: "Tch, you have no right to speak without practice. Anyway, I haven't tried it yet, so you can brag all you want."

Hei Yang: "That's called stating the facts."

"hope so……"

Hongli pursed her lips, then suddenly thought of something and sighed.

"So how do we deal with that coffin? I get so angry just looking at it."

"Who can you blame for the things you created?"

"Then let's..."

Hongli scratched her head: "Should we put it by the bedside, for later use?"

"What the hell do you mean by putting this on the bedside table? Don't you think it's bad luck?!"

Hei Yang sighed and rubbed his forehead in exasperation, saying, "Let's just put it in a storage bag. At least it'll be a life-saving trump card. We can deceive ourselves and think of it as a turtle shell or something..."

"Fine……"

Hongli nodded and continued sorting.

"The small peach tree—its priority goes without saying. Until we have other ways to extend our family members' lifespans, it's their lifeline..."

"That's true."

Hei Yang kept poking at something that looked like a tablet, and couldn't help but complain, "This anxiety generator can't play games or watch anime, but it still has to look like it can connect to the internet. It's really a bit ridiculous..."

All I can say is that it truly lives up to its name as an anxiety generator; it hasn't even been activated yet, and its appearance alone has already made me anxious.

"Alright, alright, I've never played any of those games or watched any of those anime since I was born..."

Hongli rolled her eyes, took the anxiety generator from Heiyang's hand, and looked at the only start button on it with a curious expression.

"So what? Miss Hongli is still alive and well, isn't she?"

"It's perfectly normal that it's hard to go from extravagance to frugality!"

What's that saying again? "I can bear darkness if I have not seen the light," or to give a more concrete example...

Hei Yang pointed at Hong Li and said softly, "Now, if I want to sleep peacefully, I have to hold you, otherwise I can't sleep well!"

"I understand. I'm your mother. It's normal for children to depend on their mothers."

"Climb, climb, crawl."

"It's urgent. It's urgent."

Hong Li sneered and pressed the start button.

[Instructions for Use: 1. The Anxiety Generator connects to global causal nodes through legal means for calculation and operation; it is non-toxic and harmless.]

[Secondly, these anxiety-inducing predictions are for reference only and are not established facts. Please treat them rationally.]

[Connecting causal nodes in the world, please wait...]

[Connection successful, initiated. Click the screen to perform an anxiety prediction.]

"Ha, so that's how it's played..."

Hong Li nodded knowingly, revealing a confident smile: "Trying to make me anxious? No way! I'm not the kind of girl who gets stressed like Qiao Qiao!"

.........

"Ah!"

Hong Qiao, standing at the gate of Yang Li's house, rubbed her red nose and murmured softly, "Did she catch a cold because she's been in a bad mood lately and her sleep schedule has been irregular...?"

Hmm, I remember my older siblings saying that when visiting, you can call out to the lazy dog ​​statue at the door...

Hmm, let's wait a bit longer. They're probably sleeping now. I'll knock on the door again when it's light. I have that much patience..."

.........

[Anxiety is creating a situation: Your family members are getting old, and your peach tree project will take sixty years to harvest its first fruit. Your father has a drinking problem. Perhaps you should consider other options, such as starting to cultivate yourself spiritually now?]

Hongli: "..."

"Damn, I'm getting anxious. What should we do about Black Sun? What it said makes so much sense!"

"Don't panic, it's only sixty years..."

Hei Yang scoffed dismissively: "Before that, with pills, cultivation techniques, and spirit stones, we can definitely extend Mom and Dad's lifespan!"

[Anxiety relieved...]