How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"Shh!"

Hongli was pulled back.

"..."

"..."

"Pfft!"

Two heads popped out from under the covers.

"how to say……"

Hong Li remained expressionless, but her face was flushed, and she rested her chin on the bed sheet: "Not bad."

"Should I say it or not..."

Hei Yang's tone was flat, but his ears were burning, and his head was also lying flat on the bed: "It's fine."

Hongli: "..."

Hei Yang: "..."

Blood dripped from their noses.

"Cough cough..."

The two looked away guiltily.

"that……"

Hongli asked weakly, "You saw everything?"

"Uh……"

Hei Yang whispered, "I didn't see what I shouldn't have seen, but I saw everything I should have seen..."

"What is..."

Hongli's head was buzzing: "What shouldn't I see?"

"..."

Hei Yang was silent for a few seconds, then said softly, "There's nothing I shouldn't see, you're my wife..."

"That's it..."

Hongli said knowingly, "So you mean you've seen everything you were supposed to see..."

"It's hard to miss..."

Hei Yang's eyes glazed over: "And you, did you see that?"

"Well……"

Hongli paused for a moment, then whispered affirmatively, "Great figure, everything is great..."

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "..."

"Oh, well, I'm glad you like it..."

Hei Yang felt an aluminothermic reaction taking place inside his skull.

"Oh, thank you for the hospitality, no, I mean..."

Hongli's heart pounded: "I like it."

"That's good."

Hongli: "..."

Hei Yang: "..."

For a moment, the room fell silent, but for the two Golden Core cultivators, the silence made the sound of each other's heartbeats even clearer.

"that……"

Hei Yang suddenly turned his head.

"actually……"

Hongli turned her head and looked back at the same time.

The two can see themselves reflected in each other's eyes.

Upon seeing that face that was all too familiar to me, the tension vanished instantly, and I couldn't help but smile.

"Pfft, hahaha, you... hahaha..."

Looking at each other's disheveled appearance, the two suddenly couldn't help but burst into laughter, half their faces buried in the shadows, laughing like two thieves who had stolen a chicken.

"This feeling is really great..."

Hongli shifted her body and put her arm around Heiyang's neck, like good buddies with their arms around each other's shoulders. Heiyang frowned and gently pulled the blanket to cover the skin that his girlfriend exposed when she moved.

"This feeling……"

Hongli nuzzled Heiyang's head and emphasized again, "It's really good!"

"One thing to say, one thing to say, indeed."

Hei Yang nodded and praised, "Gray suits you well, it looks good."

"Nonsense, what color doesn't look good on me?"

Hongli rolled her eyes and whispered, "The difference is that only you are allowed to see it."

"hey-hey."

Hei Yang chuckled twice and whispered, "Sorry, but as for outer garments, I'll make you a few more..."

"Then we'll definitely need to make a few more, and you'll have to do it yourself!"

Hong Li pouted and said quietly, "But forget about the apology. I started it, so I deserve it..."

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang's lips twitched: "My fault, my fault, I seduced you first... cough cough... ah!"

"Right."

Hongli thought about it carefully for a few seconds, then nodded and said, "Yes, it's your fault!"

"Hum..."

Hei Yang snorted, picked up the anxiety generator again, and noticed that the other party's screen was slowly dimming.

[Anxiety is brewing: You sense that the world of space exploration is about to face changes...]

[Anxiety unresolved...]

[After a short period of inactivity, the system has entered power-saving mode...]

[Note: Spiritual energy, magical energy, and other non-chaotic and disordered energies can all be used as energy sources...]

[After prolonged inactivity, the device has entered standby mode...]

[Shutdown countdown: 30 seconds...]

【29......17......5......】

"Beep!"

The anxiety generator emits a muffled swear word, then the screen goes black peacefully.

"Grass."

Hei Yang silently put away the anxiety generator and rolled his eyes.

"Tsk tsk, this is really torture. Even shutting down the computer gives me a 30-second countdown..."

"This thing isn't fun..."

Hongli glanced at the anxiety-generating device, then, as if remembering something, casually remarked, "It doesn't seem as fun as that favorability test device that I used once and was immediately sidelined..."

"Don't look down on it like that, at least it predicts some variables in the space travel world..."

Hei Yang paused, then chuckled and said, "Although it's as if I said nothing at all..."

"Anyway, if the sky falls, there are tall people to hold it up. There are plenty of senior figures in the cultivation world, so what does it have to do with us..."

"That's true. Just mentioning it casually should be enough to get their attention, since they're all seasoned veterans..."

"Hey, stop thinking about that, look at these two..."

Hong Li held a gourd cleaving an ox in her left hand and a map with a tree bark-like texture in her right, chuckling to herself.

"The Tauren must die plus a full map buff, what does that mean?"

"Satellite lock, precision strike!"

What is a satellite?

“Gujiguji…”

"Ooooh! That's right!"