How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"Ah this..."

Hongli's expression was complicated as she muttered softly, "Poor Xiaoyang, come here and let Mommy hug you again..."

"Don't move."

Hei Yang said speechlessly, "Never mind those things. I'll talk to you about them later. Let's get back to the topic of my cousin."

She's only a year younger than us, and we don't have much more life experience than her. What we think is right might not actually be right, which is why I said I'm afraid of misleading young people.

"What about me? What about me?"

Hongli's eyes widened: "You took over Hongli's childhood, and then you took over her adolescence, and then... her whole life was ruined by you!"

Why don't you think about misleading young people, you despicable fellow!

"You don't count..."

Hei Yang whispered, "You've never been on the right path at all..."

"Humph!"

Hongli snorted: "Nonsense, I've always been on the right path!"

"Black Sun Avenue?"

Not right enough?

"Upright! So many upright characters! He's upright from head to toe!"

"Grass."

Hongli almost couldn't catch her breath.

"Climb, climb, crawl!"

"Tsk tsk..."

Hei Yang chuckled softly and said nothing more.

"Besides, you don't need to worry so much about Qiaoqiao."

Hong Li shook her head and spread her hands, saying, "This child isn't the kind of person who lacks his own opinions. He just got stuck in a dead end for a moment, but he can get out of it by turning around."

"That's not necessarily true..."

Hei Yang paused, frowned, and propped up Hong Li's arm.

"I told you not to move around. Stand still and let me measure your size. Do you still want new clothes?"

"Okay, okay, whatever you say. So, is the measurement done?"

Hongli stretched out her arms and looked at her boyfriend behind her with a lifeless expression, saying, "You just made me some clothes a few days ago, and now you want to measure my bust and waist again?"

Ha, I suspect you're just trying to take advantage of me on purpose!

"Stop making baseless accusations. If I took advantage of you, would I need an excuse?"

Hei Yang gave a disdainful look and slapped Hong Li: "Turn around."

"Ow."

Hongli pouted and turned to face Heiyang: "So what? Have I gotten bigger again?"

"Why worry about size all the time? I don't think there's anything wrong with it."

Hei Yang patted Hong Li's head and casually said, "Whatever feels right is fine; suitability is more important."

"what……"

Hong Li, with dead fish eyes, simply didn't believe it.

"If you don't care about the size, then why are you measuring this side? Ha, men!"

"Is there any need for me to lie to you?"

Hei Yang remained calm and said, "I was careless last time. There were some size issues in some places, otherwise I wouldn't have had to tear it."

Practice makes perfect. This time, I made a slight change, and well, it doesn't look much different.

But it should be much easier to handle after that, and you won't have to worry about it tearing.

"whispering sound."

Hong Li looked disdainful: "If you're not good enough, don't blame the road for being uneven. You're just clumsy."

"Oh right, I'm clumsy, I'm clumsy."

Hei Yang snorted: "Then you, Xiao Li, who is good with your hands, should make your own clothes. After all, I am too clumsy. If I make clothes that are too big and don't fit, it will make people laugh and embarrass you."

"whispering sound."

Hongli showed a disdainful expression, lowered her head and admitted her mistake, saying, "I was wrong, Brother Heiyang, please don't hold it against me!"

"not enough."

"I'll cook you a meal in a little while to treat you!"

"make a deal!"

Hei Yang readily agreed.

"But then again."

Hei Yang asked with some doubt, "Do we have any food stored at home?"

"Yes, yes, I helped my mom stuff a bunch of things into the kitchen storage bag, but they're completely useless."

Hongli sighed: "Okay, I admit I'm also thinking about having a proper meal."

Once the Lunar New Year is over and all the relatives have gone home, I'm going to my parents' house for a free meal!

“You can actually cook three meals a day at home by yourself.”

Hei Yang made a funny face: "Make mine too."

"Don't even think about it. Three meals a day? That's going to kill you!"

Hong Li decisively refused: "I can consider it if it's only once every three days!"

"If it weren't for my good health after practicing cultivation, we would probably have starved to death at home if we had married you."

Hei Yang patted Hong Li on the shoulder and told her that the measurement was complete. The latter immediately seemed to have survived a disaster and floated leisurely to the bench, where she collapsed.

Hei Yang followed and sat down next to Hong Li. The latter wriggled a couple of times and rested her head on Hei Yang's lap, looking extremely comfortable.

"By the way, aren't you in a hurry to wear these clothes?"

Hei Yang lay back against the backrest, his eyes closed peacefully.

"We're going to your grandpa's house tomorrow. Mom will let you wear the clothes she prepared for you, which means I can put off making them for you for another two or three days..."

"Huh? What procrastinator? How much time can it take you?"

"It won't be delayed, but so what?"

Despite his lack of a clear conscience, Hei Yang was still very confident. He once took a cup of milk and a pile of snacks and placed them on the bedside table. He lay down on the bed, thinking that he would drink the milk and eat the snacks in a little while.

However, three days later, the milk and snacks were still there, completely undamaged.

Hei Yang hadn't forgotten; he kept thinking, "Ah, I'm going to eat some of them," and then he thought about it for three days, too lazy to even reach for them.

Even though the power outlet is right next to you, you insist on waiting until your phone is completely dead before charging it...

Even though there's hot water just a few steps from the bed, she waits until her lips are chapped before she moves...

I could have easily turned off the light, but it stayed on all night while I slept...

Even though I have plenty of time, I just don't have the energy to do my homework until the first few days of school...

"No, you have to make it for me today!"

Hong Li gave a firm order: "In five minutes, I'll go cook for you. If I don't see my new clothes by the time I finish cooking, you're doomed."

"Oh, but what about tomorrow..."

"It's decided. Make me two sets of clothes before tomorrow, one for everyday wear and one that will be comfortable enough to satisfy Mom!"

"You want me to make you a dress?"

"It's not impossible..."

"Don't you have a whole box of..."

"So what if I want to wear what you made?"

"Uh, you actually wore it after I made it for you?"

"As long as you don't cause me any trouble."

"Then I will..."

Hei Yang raised an eyebrow: "How about a little black dress? Or a little blue, little white, little yellow, little floral one?"

"Hmm, do as you please..."

Hong Li paused for a moment, then quickly added, "Don't make me green!"

And don't give me that damn bright, non-mainstream color; I'm too ashamed to wear it, it'll make me look like an idiot!