How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"Wait a moment……"

The sloth looked thoughtful.

"Let me get a feel for it..."

Hei Yang and Hong Li: "Huh?"

"Hey, you're not trying to sleep again, are you?"

A black line appeared on Hong Li's forehead: "At least finish the job first. If you finish the job, even if you're too lazy to live, we won't bother with you!"

"Uh……"

Hei Yang leaned close to Hong Li's ear and whispered a reminder.

"They said they were going to meditate, not go to sleep."

"Huh? Isn't this the same thing?"

Hongli looked at Heiyang with a puzzled expression.

“When I was learning to read and write, whenever I was caught sleeping in class, I would say… ‘Hmm, I’m deep in thought!’”

"..."

Hei Yang was silent for a few seconds, then said quietly, "Hong Xiaoli?"

"What, what's wrong..."

Hong Li's expression changed, and she felt a sudden panic.

"Um, Brother Heiyang, please let me explain, actually I..."

"What else is there to explain?"

Hei Yang sneered, "Sleeping in class, huh? Not paying attention? Do you know I've been waiting for you outside the school in the wind and sun, and you're sleeping inside?"

"Brother Heiyang, I was wrong!"

Hongli clasped her hands together in front of her chest, closed her eyes, and trembled.

"Xiao Li won't do it again, Brother Hei Yang, please forgive Xiao Li this time, please don't tell my mother..."

"Eh?"

Before she could finish speaking, Hongli suddenly froze, slowly recovering her composure.

"Wait a minute, I'm all grown up now. I graduated eight years ago. Why should I be afraid of you, you stinky black sun!"

"Ha, how would I know?"

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li with a comical expression.

"Hurry up, Xiao Li, call me Brother Hei Yang again, I love hearing it!"

"Climb, climb, crawl!"

Hongli snorted lightly: "How disrespectful! Talking to your mother like that... Ah!"

"..."

Hongli rubbed her head and glanced at Heiyang.

"Tch, I'm not going to bother with a little brat like you."

"hey-hey."

Hei Yang smiled but didn't say anything more.

With years of experience training Hong Li, Teacher Hei Yang steadily stepped on Hong Li's weakened defenses. If he continued, his girlfriend would get anxious, and if she did, he would have to coax her.

At this moment, Hei Yang felt like he was constantly getting "love experience +1 +1 +1" popping up above his head...

Of course, it's only his Hongli who's like this; who knows what other girls are like?

Hei Yang didn't know, nor was he interested in knowing. The petite girl beside him was enough to fill his heart, leaving no room for anything else.

Yes, it's the kind that's embedded in the heart, you can't pry it out.

"Hey, it's done, I'm pregnant!"

The sloth suddenly spoke, and under Hei Yang Hong Li's gaze, it yawned softly. The aura emanating from its body instantly disappeared, or rather, was retracted into the sloth's body.

"So you've been planning this for so long..."

Hei Yang revealed dead fish eyes: "Just to conjure up a yawn?"

"You don't understand, there are many advanced techniques and tricks involved."

The sloth shook its head: "Do you think just anyone can produce a genuine, unpretentious yawn?"

"what?"

Hei Yang and Hong Li exchanged a glance.

"Haa~ yawn~" *2

"You don't count."

The sloth nodded.

"You are the strong ones I acknowledge!"

"Who needs your approval?!" *2

"..."

"..."

After the sloth withdrew its supernatural powers, the entire Tianxiang City seemed to have just woken up, yawning, rubbing its sleepy eyes, and continuing with its daily life.

The relatives from the maternal grandparents' side gradually came to their senses. The maternal grandmother snatched the large spoon from her daughter's hand and said, "Let Mom do it."

Grandpa stretched, pushed open the door and came out of the house. Looking at the people in the yard who were looking at each other, he chuckled and said, "I may be a little lazy, but you all still came."

"Well……"

Looking at each other's disheveled appearance, everyone was at a loss for words, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

By the time everyone realized what had happened, it was almost 1 p.m.

The mud on our clothes needed to be cleaned off, and the food needed to be bought and cooked on the spot. The whole family was busy all day, which actually added to the festive atmosphere of the New Year.

A group of mischievous kids love to run around among the adults like this. Just as they were having a great time, they were suddenly surrounded by their parents, which scared them so much that their faces turned pale.

However, the beating won't happen immediately, since there's a life-saving technique called "New Year's Day" to prevent the naughty kid from getting a spanking right now.

But after I got home, well, tsk tsk.

Thinking of the bleak future, the mischievous children, who had been labeled by their parents, finally stopped making a fuss and gathered together to discuss the possibility of putting steel plates in their buttocks.

As for Xiao Huo, he went completely crazy, calling out to his elders with great enthusiasm. He was cute and had a sweet tongue, and the two elders treated him like a treasure, happily protecting him. They were like family across two generations.

Meanwhile, Hei Yang and Hong Li secretly hid away while everyone was busy cleaning up and cooking.

In a way, laziness actually helped them both, and not only that.

"Hehe, now that everyone's new clothes are all dirty, it would definitely be inappropriate for me to wander around in a little white dress!"

Hei Yang Hong Li nestled against the branches of a towering tree, the latter grinning mischievously.

"That way, Mom won't have any reason to complain about me!"

Hongli laughed smugly: "Maybe they'll even praise me a bit. Oh my, Xiaoli has such good taste, knowing when to wear what clothes, hehehe!"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang said quietly, "Then wouldn't I have done it for you for nothing?"

"Hey, it wasn't for nothing, it wasn't for nothing."

Hongli waved her hand a little shyly, leaned close to Heiyang's ear, and whispered, "I'll wear it just for you when we get home!"

Watch it however you want, for as long as you want!

"Hey?"

Hei Yang's lips curled up slightly, and he leaned closer and whispered, "That makes me really look forward to it. My Xiao Li is the best to me."

"Of course it is..."

Hong Li's face flushed slightly, she squeezed her legs together, and lowered her voice even further as she said, "If I'm not good to you, who else can I be good to?"

You should thank Lady Hongli for her great mercy. Only you in the whole world can make me feel this way. Who can blame me...who can blame me for liking you?

"I will never let you down, Xiao Li."

"I know."

"Hehehe..." *2

"..."

The sloth hung upside down on a branch not far away, glancing sideways at two people whispering and whispering sweet nothings, its dead fish eyes filled with speechlessness.

Who is it? Where is it? Why is it here?

It shouldn't be hanging upside down on the branches; it should be buried under the roots...