How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"You already had malicious intentions? So early!"

Hongli was shocked.

Hei Yang: "Xiao Li..."

Hongli: "Huh?"

Hei Yang: "Shut up."

Hongli: "Aww!"

"..."

"..."

"Yes, just like that, you were like a fairy descended to earth, drifting to my side with the drifting maple leaves. The fragrant late autumn, like our ordinary yet still radiant youth..."

"Wait a moment!"

A glint of light flashed in Hong Li's eyes, and she pointed it out decisively.

"You've already used the maple leaf metaphor in your previous diary entries, but I haven't forgotten!"

"Nonsense, can't I repeat myself twice?"

Hei Yang rolled his eyes, looking speechless.

"During exams, you can use a good example, good words and phrases, and repeat them ten or more times in one essay."

Especially for boarding schools, it's ridiculous that they write about my teachers more simply than my family, as if all my mom did was take me to the hospital in the middle of the night and bring me an umbrella on rainy days..."

"Okay, okay..."

Hongli sighed.

"Then go ahead."

"What are you continuing? You've completely interrupted the building tension!"

The black sun revealed dead fish eyes.

"Besides, it's already well over a thousand words, isn't it?"

"Uh, I didn't count..."

Hongli answered truthfully.

"That's enough!"

Hei Yang affirmed.

"That's okay."

Hong Li smiled, but the smile froze instantly, turning into terror. Her center of gravity suddenly shifted, and she was suddenly picked up by Hei Yang around the waist.

"Ah!!! Hei Yang, what are you doing?"

"I didn't do anything."

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li, who was in his arms with a shocked expression, turned around, and walked towards the bedroom.

"I'm sleepy, I want to go to sleep."

"Go to sleep if you want, what does it have to do with me? Hey, put me down!"

"No."

Hei Yang closed the bedroom door with his shoulder, put Hong Li down, and pulled the blanket over her.

I can't sleep without holding you.

"Damn it, what kind of giant baby are you?! Can you call me Mom?"

Ouch, you've covered my head! Move down a bit!

"No, dear brother, it's uncomfortable to sleep in a skirt. Wait for me to change into my pajamas, ah!!!"

"Pajamas are nothing. Okay, now that the dress is off, go to sleep."

"Waaah, how... how can you be so skilled? I didn't even realize it, sob..."

"Of course, I made the skirt."

"……All right."

Silence fell over the room once again.

[Your contract partner (Black Sun) is merging with the Other Shore of Divine Power...]

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 284 So many years have passed, surely no one will lick the railing in the dead of winter anymore...

"I thought you would come back with a wedding invitation and invite me to your wedding."

Meng Po glanced at Hei Yang beside her, then looked away; for her, the work at hand was more important.

Meng Po used to feel tired of doing this job, but since she's retiring this year, she might as well make one last effort to earn more merit to pave the way for her future life.

When people have something to look forward to, they have spirit.

Meng Po thought this in her heart and did this.

"Welcome to the underworld. How have you been lately? Are you two still together?"

"Of course they're together."

Hei Yang, standing beside Meng Po, nodded in affirmation, "I fell asleep while holding her."

"That sounds good."

Meng Po nodded.

"I think I know the answer. It seems you've been very happy lately."

"Indeed, that's more than just happiness, it's simply, simply... wow!"

Hei Yang revealed an excited expression.

"I knew I would be happy with Xiaoli, but I never expected it to be this happy!"

"certainly……"

Hei Yang sighed and said softly, "I would probably be happier if I hadn't dreamt of coming here."

"His supernatural powers have been further enhanced and improved; others are overjoyed."

Meng Po made no attempt to hide her admiration.

"Honestly, in less than a year, you've advanced your original Other Shore Divine Power to a higher level, which is enough to prove your extraordinary talent."

I'll give you more time. Sooner or later you'll catch up with or even surpass your grandma. You have a bright future ahead of you!

“Completely integrating and absorbing it would cause a lot of trouble.”

"Is that a big deal? I've never heard of any cultivator getting annoyed by this step. Isn't it enough to just spend some time stabilizing it?"

How long will it take?

"Not many, maybe a hundred or two hundred years."

"Oh well, never mind..."

Hei Yang revealed his crescent-shaped eyes and waved his hand.

"Goodbye, Grandma, I have to go now."

"Looks like you slept well; even your dreams were so short."

"Okay, I'll rest today and discuss wedding preparations tomorrow. I'll let you know then."

"go Go……"

Watching Hei Yang transform into a wisp of gray smoke and depart, Meng Po nodded gently.

"The day after tomorrow? I should take some time these next few days to talk to the King of Hell about the specific date of my retirement. Retirement life is indeed something to look forward to."

.........

"Uh-huh~"

Hei Yang frowned and covered his eyes with his hand. The bright sunlight made him feel a little dazed after just waking up, but the sufficient rest made him feel refreshed.

"woke up?"

Hong Li's calm voice came from the side.

Hei Yang didn't turn his head, but just yawned, looked out the window, and seemed a little lost.

"Xiao Li, why did you open the curtains?"

“If you had just turned to look at me, you wouldn’t have asked that question.”

Hongli sat next to Heiyang, leaning against the headboard with pillows. She wore only a bra, revealing her private parts to Heiyang. She held a book in her hands, her expression calm but focused as she read.

"I'll draw back the curtains to read; the sun is shining brightly outside today."