How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

""good friend""

"Hey, you don't believe me!"

Hongli snorted coldly, her small hands trembling slightly as she held the phone to her ear.

"I'll read this for three seconds, and this kid will definitely answer my call instantly! Three, two... beep!"

"Beep! I told you so!"

"The call you made has been disconnected."

"Ah?"

Hongli turned to look at Heiyang: "???"

"Has Xingyun grown too big for her britches?"

"Don't ask me, I don't know either."

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 289 Caring for Empty Nest Elderly: Don't Let Waiting Become Regret! (Jin Xiu: ?)

"How could this be? How could this be? It's absolutely impossible! This can't be real! This can't be real..."

Hongli paced back and forth, muttering to herself, her face full of disbelief.

"How could Xiaoyun hang up on me? She's Xiaoyun, after all. We promised to be best friends, but she..."

No, I can't accept this, it can't be true!

That's right, Xiaoyun must have encountered some danger, she must have been kidnapped or something, that's why she can't answer my calls.

Yes! That must be it! That's the only reasonable explanation. Xiaoyun is so easily fooled, she must have been kidnapped!

I have to save Xiaoyun, I have to save her…

"Hongli, stop shaking us, aren't we tired?"

Hei Yang sat on the blanket, watching Hong Li walk back and forth in front of him, and helplessly comforted her, "Hanging up the communication doesn't necessarily mean that something is in danger, right?"

For example, when you are at a crucial moment in your spiritual practice, you should not be distracted.

Or perhaps, the communication stone was taken by Gaga as a toy to play with.

It's also possible that Xingyun accidentally dropped the spirit stone, or that it exploded right after she opened it up; either way is possible!

Although Xiaoyun looks younger than you and calls you "senior sister," I remember she's actually older than you, right?

"They're in a sect, surrounded by senior brothers, sisters, and elders. The chances of them encountering danger are actually quite small, right?"

"Oh, right."

Hei Yang held up a finger and said seriously, "There's another possibility: Xiao Yun might be dating someone or something."

Imagine this: Sister Hongli, please don't call me anymore, I'm afraid you might misunderstand.

Snowflakes are falling, the north wind is howling, the world is a blur... Ouch!

"Xiao Li..."

Hei Yang winced as he rubbed the large bump that had just appeared on his head, and couldn't help but yell, "I didn't hit you that hard!"

"what?"

Hong Li withdrew her fist, rolled her eyes, and pointed to the bump on her head, saying, "Although I don't remember what happened, this was definitely your doing!"

"Hmm, matching large bags for couples, that's quite reasonable, isn't it!"

"whispering sound."

"It's really you!"

Hong Li gritted her teeth, about to pounce on Hei Yang, when she suddenly froze. The communication spirit stone in her hand lit up automatically. She turned her head and her eyes lit up.

"Hey, look, look, Xiaoyun fought back!"

Hong Li instantly put on a smug expression.

"What did I tell you? Ha, now you're scared, aren't you? You regret hanging up on Sister Hongli, don't you?"

"Ha, you ignored me just now, now I'll make you regret it. I'm not going to take it, I'm not going to take it. I'll leave you hanging, and I'll let you experience how anxious I was just now!"

One second, two seconds, three seconds...

"Alright, three seconds should be enough to keep her waiting!"

Hong Li nodded in satisfaction and connected the communication.

"Ugh..."

The sound of Xingyun's groggy voice came from the screen, as if she had just woken up.

Hong Li raised an eyebrow and, without making a sound, took a bed sheet from her storage bag and threw it on Hei Yang's head, covering his eyes.

After thinking it over, she still felt it wasn't safe, so Hongli quietly moved to Heiyang's side, put her little hand on Heiyang's shoulder, and gently pushed him. Heiyang, who had been sitting there peacefully, lay down on the blanket.

Hongli thought for a moment, then grabbed his leg and turned him over so that he was face down. Only then did she nod in satisfaction.

"Very good, Black Sun, stay in that position and don't move! Move only when I tell you to!"

"Ow..."

With his face to the yellow earth and back to the sky, Hei Yang thought for a moment, then pulled the sheet on his body to use as a blanket, shifted his arm, changed to a more comfortable position, and lay down on the ground to sleep peacefully.

"Good brother, you're so sensible!"

Hongli gave Heiyang a thumbs up and walked to the side, only to see a wriggling blanket appear in the screen.

Hong Li raised an eyebrow; she recognized this scene!

Before Hongli could speak, a slender white arm suddenly reached out and grasped the communication spirit stone. Then the image zoomed in, revealing a dazed face under the dim blanket.

"Ah, it's Sister Hongli..."

Xingyun took a while to come to her senses, then gave a silly smile and said, "Good morning!"

Hehe, where did you run off to? Oh, come here, say hello to your auntie. Oh, it's really early, Sister Hongli.

"Um, I was still half asleep and thought it was my new toy chick crowing, so... hehehe... sorry."

"Uh, what kind of 'scam' is this 'chicken crowing' thing... cough cough..."

Hongli turned her head to look at the rising sun, chuckled twice, and admitted, "Well, it is indeed a bit early, most people should still be sleeping..."

But Xiaoyun, you're not a decent person! (crossed out)

"However, that I thought..."

Hongli coughed twice, looked at Xingyun lying dead in bed, and asked with a mixture of surprise and curiosity, "What are you doing at home?"

No, what I mean is, aren't you usually practicing your spirituality at this time?

"After months of seclusion in a closed room, without sleep or rest, how come I just woke up today?"

"Um, this..."

Xingyun waved her hand, somewhat absentmindedly saying, "It's okay to balance work and rest occasionally, it's harmless, it's harmless."

"Wow, what a strong sense of déjà vu. After I left, did you become me...?"

Hong Li gasped, about to say something, when suddenly her brows furrowed as she realized something was amiss.

"Xiaoyun, your hair..."

Hongli asked cautiously, "How can it change color?"

"Ha! Sister Hongli, you noticed too, didn't you!"

Xingyun suddenly jumped out of the covers, revealing a head of messy pink hair, and said triumphantly, "How about it? Isn't it a pleasant surprise?"

"Ah this..."

Hongli's lips twitched: "You didn't have it before, you've already dyed it once..."

"Oh dear, oh dear, that's different, it's different!"

Xingyun said in a serious tone, "The senior at the hair salon said that the previous one was intelligent blue, and this one is cute pink, which will make me feel more youthful. A new hairstyle will refresh my mood!"

"Ah this..."

Hongli was momentarily speechless: "Although, but..."

"Oh dear, Sister Hongli, you don't need to make such a fuss. This kind of style is very popular in the sect right now!"

Xingyun pulled out a small mirror and comb from somewhere and began meticulously combing her short hair, even more carefully than Hongli combed her long, straight black hair.

"Leaving aside other things, just take Elder Huo for example. I saw that his hair changed three different colors in four days."

Even the senior barber at the salon advised him against it, saying that although the dyes were harmless, doing it so frequently might cause the hair to detach from the loose follicles if Grandpa Huo wasn't careful...

However, Elder Huo, though old, was kind-hearted. He immediately patted his chest, letting out a hearty laugh that resonated deep within his soul, and declared: "Dye! Dye it as much as you want! I, a dignified Nascent Soul cultivator, am brimming with vitality. Do you think I'm afraid of this? If I die, cough cough, my hair loss is on me! Don't worry!"

Xingyun described it vividly, gesturing wildly.

"I was a little hesitant at the time, but seeing that even someone as old as Grandpa Huo wasn't afraid, what was there for a young person like me to be afraid of? I just went for it and went all out!"