How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"No————" *2

"Bang!"

The spilled liquor seemed to echo with the sound of a heart breaking.

Hei Muguang and Hong Xiaochen froze instantly, their eyes unconsciously glancing at the wine on the floor. The petrification shattered in an instant, their eyes met, and the two opened their mouths to pounce on the wine. What's dirty won't make you sick!

Just as the two were about to rush forward, a spark fell.

"boom!"

To the astonishment of the two men, the liquor instantly burst into flames, and as if guided by a mind of its own, waves followed closely behind, sweeping away the flames with a "whoosh," including the liquor itself!

"Click click click click..."

That's the sound of two old men breaking apart, cough cough...

…………

"Die, die, die!"

On the shore, Hei Yang and Hong Li wrestled on the ground, pulling hair, poking their noses, and rolling around until they realized they had bumped into something.

"Ah?"

Hei Yang Hong Li raised her head.

Two middle-aged men, soaking wet, stared at them expressionlessly.

"Xiao Yang..."

"Xiao Li..."

Hei Muguang and Hong Xiaochen asked in a low voice, "What's going on with you two?"

Hei Yang Hong Li: "..."

"Aaaaaah!!! Help!!! Mom!!! Look, Dad's drunk and hitting the kid!!! I was wrong!!! I was wrong!!! Don't chase him!!! Aaaaah!!!" *2

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 302 On every starry night, the world seems to gain an extra touch of gentleness.

The sun slowly moved westward, gradually lengthening the four dark shadows.

Hei Yang, Hong Li, Hei Muguang, and Hong Xiaochen stood straight facing the wall, heads bowed, listening to the footsteps behind them, not daring to move.

Behind the two, Qing Yiyi and Lan Yuying looked at their husbands and children with sullen faces, feeling both annoyed and amused.

"I really don't know what to say about you guys!"

Qing Yiyi crossed her arms and paced behind the four people with a blank expression. Her sharp gaze swept back and forth behind them before finally settling on her husband, Hei Muguang.

Qing Yiyi slowly walked to Hei Muguang's side, looked at the back of his head, sighed, stretched out her arms, and gently put them on his shoulders.

In an instant, Qing Yiyi felt her husband stiffen, his heart race, and a smile involuntarily appear on his lips, which he then quickly wiped away.

"Ugh!"

Qing Yiyi suddenly let out a long sigh, supporting the tense Hei Muguang, and said softly, "Guang, how old are you this year?"

“That Yiyi…”

Hei Muguang's forehead was sweating: "Let me explain, I can explain!"

"Um, the socializing, the difficult situations, the drinking contests, and then... I'm sorry, Yiyi, I was wrong!"

"No explanation needed?"

"No explanation needed!"

"What's wrong?"

"You shouldn't have sneaked off to drink, you shouldn't have drunk endlessly, you shouldn't have fought over drinking, and you shouldn't have tried to lie to cover up the truth!"

"Yes, yes, how could this happen?"

Qing Yiyi slid her hands down and tenderly massaged Hei Muguang's shoulders to relax his muscles, but the latter's tension only increased instead of decreasing.

"Guang, you're a grandfather now, shouldn't you tone it down a bit and set a good example for your children?"

"Yes, yes, that's right! We must restrain ourselves, we absolutely must restrain ourselves!"

Hei Muguang nodded vigorously: "Yiyi, I was wrong, I will never dare to do it again. Please give me another chance. I will definitely not hide it from you next time we drink!"

Qing Yiyi: "..."

"Oh no, it's hopeless."

Qing Yiyi's expression froze. She looked up at the big tree and called out, "Brother, don't hide there. Don't you and those other brothers want Mu Guang? How about I lend him to you for a day?"

"real?!"

Qing Jiahuang suddenly poked his head out of the tree, a few leaves still stuck in his hair, his feet hooked on the branches, and stared at Hei Muguang, who was facing the wall in contemplation, with a fierce look. He couldn't help but exclaim excitedly, "Are you really so heartless as to leave him in the care of your brothers for a day?"

"It's fake! It's fake! Yiyi wouldn't have the heart to do it!"

Hei Muguang hurriedly looked up and shouted, "Go back to your tree and stay there! What business is it of yours here?!"

"Tch, I let you eat and stay for free all day, and you're still not happy!"

Qing Jiahuang rolled his eyes and disappeared back into the tree canopy. His voice continued, "Yiyi, don't be afraid. We and Dad will back you up. If you've been wronged, just say so, and we'll teach him a lesson!"

"Know it!"

Qing Yiyi waved to the tree, then turned to look at Hei Muguang again and said quietly, "Turn around."

"Oh……"

Hei Muguang obediently turned around, looking embarrassed and lowering his head, not daring to look at his wife's face.

"look into my eyes!"

Qing Yiyi gave a light snort: "Then open your mouth, and let me smell how much alcohol is left?"

"Ah, that..."

Hei Muguang chuckled and scratched his cheek, whispering weakly, "That's all, really, that's all. Ah, look, I only drank a little bit!"

"Your little bit could get seventy or eighty little Yangs drunk!"

Qing Yiyi chuckled, rolled her eyes at Hei Muguang, and waved her hand: "Alright, you can come inside when you've cooled down from the smell of alcohol. You can leave here to cool off!"

"Yes, absolutely!"

Hei Muguang was overjoyed and nodded repeatedly. He turned to face the wall and chuckled, "Don't worry, it'll be over soon. I've sweated a lot running here and I'm much more awake now."

"Oh~~"

Qing Yiyi gave a disgusted look: "You smell of sweat and alcohol all over you, and you still have the nerve to say that!"

"I'm so sorry, I'm definitely sorry, hahaha..."

"Hey, taking care of Xiao Yang is one thing, but I also have to worry about you, this little brat, all the time!"

"Yiyi, I'm only one year younger than you."

"Being a year younger is still being a child!"

"Oh……"

…………

"There's a mezzanine under our bed, a hidden door on the east wall of the kitchen, and an underground passage four steps south of the apricot tree in the backyard..."

Hong Xiaochen said dejectedly, "A total of seventeen bottles. Adding the twenty-five bottles we handed in last time, that's really all."

"Xiaochen, you said the same thing last time."

Lan Yuying pouted, looking somewhat aggrieved, and said, "Didn't I tell you, Xiaochen, that you can just come to me when you want a drink, and I'll give you the drink I confiscated from you before?"

But that little bit wasn't satisfying at all!

Of course, this is something that can't be said. No matter what, Hong Xiaochen is a mature man who has been caught drinking by his wife many times!

Of course, he also secretly sympathized with his brother Mu Guang. After all, to be honest, his own Yu Ying was much easier to coax than his Yi Yi, cough cough...

"I know, I was wrong, I won't do it again!"

"I wish it were true."

Lan Yuying sighed, tiptoed and touched her husband's head, and said softly, "I know you like to drink, but I won't try to change your nature. After all, this is the kind of person I fell for in the first place."

But I'm afraid you'll drink too much and become disoriented, and something might happen. I don't want anything to happen to you, and nobody in the family wants anything to happen to you, you know?

I used to dream of romantic tales of chivalrous heroes on white horseback; now, all I want is a healthy, happy, and peaceful life for my family.

"..."

Hong Xiaochen was silent for a moment, then nodded gently: "Hmm... I'll go keep Mu Guang company for a while."

"What do you want for dinner?"

"pumpkin."

"okay."