How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"Our mother isn't here."

Hei Yang looked at the skeleton of the skeletal horse, which was vaguely obscured by the gray mist in front of him, and saw two points of soul fire flashing in its eyes. He chuckled somewhat guiltily.

"Well, there was a slight mishap. The underworld transformation went a bit too far, turning it into an undead creature, cough cough..."

"Ah this..."

A black line appeared on Hongli's forehead, and she said with some fear, "You won't raise me to death one day, will you?"

"We're sharing a health bar, sis? What are you thinking?!"

"Uh, that's true."

Hongli looked curiously at the skeleton, which would occasionally tilt its head and glance in her direction, then kick its legs, and then lower its head as if it had lost all will to live.

Hongli's lips twitched, and she whispered, "Um, is Dama still alive?"

"Uh, he is now..."

Hei Yang's lips twitched, and he chuckled, "That doesn't count as living, nor does it count as completely dead!"

Half-dead, no, I mean, on the verge of life and death, you know what I mean?

Look, he can still move! He's still conscious. Aside from not being able to see sunlight and lacking muscle mass, he's pretty normal!

"normal--"

Hong Li dragged out her words, speaking in a sarcastic tone.

"Hey, you brat, what do you mean by that?!"

Hei Yang couldn't help but exclaim, "Undead creatures are still creatures, okay? Besides, I'm here. What's there to worry about!"

"Don't worry, things haven't spiraled out of control yet!"

Hei Yang waved his hand, constantly directing the gray mist to move the yin energy on Da Ma's body, and comforted Da Ma, "Don't worry, don't worry, strictly speaking, this doesn't count as a failure of the plan."

This is an advanced version of the original treatment. I was worried you wouldn't be able to handle it, so I used the youth version instead. This one is just right.

"crunch..."

Da Ma tilted his head, and a bony question mark popped out above his head.

"Ahem, do you remember those people who died before?"

Hei Yang explained with an example: "Think about it, when I sculpted their bodies before, didn't their physical condition seem to be much better than their original bodies?"

"crunch, crunch..."

"See, see, you said it yourself, didn't you!"

Hei Yang said smugly, "There were too many of them, and they weren't very close to me. Except for a few people I gave special treatment to, the rest were just like an assembly line."

But you're different, Malaysia. We have a relationship, so I'll tailor a service specifically for you.

They can't achieve the physique of a Celestial King or the physique of Chaos, but they can achieve the physique of a Lesser Daoist cultivator or the physique of a high-level spirit beast!

I can sculpt all sorts of bizarre combinations and even original creatures for you!

Hei Yang gave a thumbs up and chuckled, "That's called winning at the starting line, okay!"

"What the hell is this original creature..."

Hongli tilted her head back, imagining a distorted mosaic in the scene, and couldn't help but feel a black line appear above her head.

"I think Black Sun, you shouldn't try anything extraordinary. Just make a normal spirit horse or something!"

"Hey, Hongli, what do you mean by that?!"

Hei Yang said unhappily, "You don't trust my skills?"

"Ha, I'm afraid you'll turn me into an ancient god."

Hongli rolled her eyes: "Don't forget, Da Ma is going to bring you to his wedding!"

If you perform exceptionally well and everyone watches, wow!

Hei Yang: "..."

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 332 Ah, thankfully we don't live in a cruel world; tomorrow will still be beautiful.

"anyway……"

Hei Yang stroked his chin, scrutinizing Da Ma with a serious expression.

"Xiao Li, do you think I should give him a third eye, or something like three heads and six arms?"

Hei Yang asked his wife, who was clinging to his back, "If I added wings and turned into a Pegasus or something, wouldn't that make me look really cool?"

"Hehe, I suggest you just make a dragon."

Listening to Hei Yang's unreliable ideas, Hong Li couldn't help but complain, "Can't you think before you speak? Just imagine what a horse with three heads and six arms would look like!"

"Uh……"

Hei Yang scratched his head: "That makes sense!"

"Hmm, that makes sense!"

Hongli mimicked Heiyang's tone in a sarcastic manner.

"Don't you dare make sarcastic remarks about me."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes, took out a small bottle from his storage bag, opened the bottle, and immediately a faint sense of pressure emanated from it.

"this is……"

Hongli was stunned for a moment, then realized: "The dragon's blood?"

"Hmm, dozens of large vats were filled..."

As Hei Yang spoke, he used gray mist to carry drops of dragon blood, injecting them into the underworld and then smearing them on the skeleton.

"We never actually used it until now, but I think this small bottle will be enough."

"Let's start by giving Malaysia a dragon bloodline..."

Hei Yang said leisurely, "To be honest, although there are all sorts of dragon blood fish everywhere in the myriad worlds, and even apple dragons, cough cough, this bloodline is indeed a panacea."

Adding a little bit is like mixing fertilizer with something; the strength, physical strength, and agility stats skyrocket.

And he's full of energy, so when he runs into Uncle San's horse farm in Malaysia... *cough cough*

"But we can't make too many."

Hei Yang looked at the bottle and saw that there was still a little left. After thinking for a moment, he simply poured it on as well: "I've already done my best to get him this much."

"If I add any more, his cultivation level isn't high enough, and that little horse's soul can't bear such pure bloodline. I'm afraid I'll break his soul."

"Well, that's it for now."

Hei Yang looked at the empty bottom of the bottle and nodded in satisfaction.

"Once he reaches a higher level, if there are no other opportunities to replenish his energy, that's about it."

"Isn't it a female dragon...?"

Hong Li said softly.

"That's not important, that's not the key. The key is bloodline."

Hei Yang took out half a dragon tendon again and intertwined it in the blood and skeleton: "Blood tendons, bones and flesh, the bones are based on the original, plus some powder ground from that shark tooth, this is called calcium supplementation."

"Wow, amazing!"

Hongli's eyes sparkled: "Heiyang is so handsome when he's serious!"

"Hey, you're suddenly praising me like this, I'm a little embarrassed."

Hei Yang chuckled and pulled out a piece of black leopard skin.

"Plus a tiny bit of prejudice..."

"Hey, look at what you're saying, Yangyang. You're my husband, so who else should I praise if not you?"

Hongli rubbed her rosy cheeks against Heiyang's back, "Hehehe..."

"What kind of weird nickname is Yangyang?"

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "Repetitive words are disgusting."

"Ha, come on."

Hong Li's expression returned to calm, and she said nonchalantly, "It's not disgusting to have someone you can act cute with."

Sometimes what you say isn't that important; what matters is who's by your side.

"Well, that makes sense."

Hei Yang nodded leisurely, clapped his hands, looked at the large horse in front of him, and nodded: "Yes, mission accomplished."

"Just sew it up like a manhole..."

Hong Li looked at the wrinkled, stitched-together beast in front of her, and several black lines appeared on her forehead.