Hong Li smiled smugly, but didn't expose Hei Yang's lame excuse. The victor always has the privilege of forgiveness, so she gave Hei Yang a way out!
"But this won't work, that won't work, so what should we do?"
Huo Le looked at Hong Li with a helpless expression: "Xiao Li, you are the sect leader. Tell me, shouldn't we leave at least one or two people to guard the house?"
"I came all this way to offer my blessings, but what about the safety of my sect? What do you think I should choose?"
"Ah, they'll definitely bless us... cough cough... they'll definitely ensure the safety of the sect!"
Hongli sighed: "But I want to have both!"
"Ah, I've got it!"
Elder Huo Le suddenly clapped his hands and looked at Hei Yang Hong Li: "I can take the entire sect with me!"
Those who want to attend the wedding can go, and those who don't can continue cultivating in the sect; it won't affect anything there anyway.
"Ah, this, with the mountain gate..."
Hei Yang Hong Li was lost in memories: "Is that the move you used to suppress Silver Saint?"
"But if that happens..."
Hei Yang's lips twitched: "Friends and family were happily chatting and laughing together, basking in the May sunshine, when suddenly it got dark overhead."
Then everyone looked up and saw!
Hongli revealed her dead fish eyes and imitated the tone: "Oh ho! A huge mountain is floating over our heads, and it looks like it might 'splat' down and crush us into little snacks at any moment!"
The whole atmosphere went from joyful to oppressive, apocalyptic!
"That's right, Elder Huo Le, if you want our wedding to be canceled, just say so!"
Hei Yang looked aggrieved: "No need to beat around the bush, we really think you want to wish us well!"
"Hey! I was really sincere!"
Huo Le couldn't help but rub his forehead in exasperation, looking at him with a look of utter disappointment: "You two aren't usually stupid, so why do you always have such strange ideas!"
If you take a horse-drawn carriage to visit a friend, are you going to let the horse dash into the living room?
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang and Hong Li exchanged a glance and whispered, "It's not impossible..."
"No arguing allowed!"
"oh---"
"When I said I'd bring the entire sect there, I meant somewhere nearby!"
Elder Huo Le covered his face and sighed, "Why don't we just park the mountain in the suburban forest? There's such a big vacancy there..."
"That's right."
Hei Yang Hong Li nodded in sudden realization.
"Then here's the problem!"
Black Sun extended a finger.
"Excuse me!"
Hongli interjected, "What if the Five Elements Sect flies away and the residents of Five Elements City are in danger?"
Huo Le: "..."
Good grief, it's back again!
"You... thought of this all along?"
Elder Huole suddenly realized what Hei Yang Hongli's hint had just given him, and a row of black lines appeared above his head.
"Next time you want to make fun of me, just say so. You don't need to beat around the bush and save face for me. Isn't it normal for an old person's mind not to work as fast as a young person's?"
"Normal! Absolutely normal!"
Hei Yang nodded quickly.
"Absolutely right, that's so true!"
Hongli continued to follow her husband's lead.
"Ok?"
Elder Huo Le frowned, realizing that things were not so simple.
"what happened?"
Elder Huole asked curiously.
"Well, since that's the case, Elder, since you've already said so, we'll speak frankly and won't hold back!"
Hei Yang and Hong Li exchanged a smile, agreed to silently count to three, two, one, and then spoke in unison: "..."
Huo Le: "???"
"Hey, hey, hey, what's with that string of ellipses coming out of your mouth?!"
A "well" shape appeared above Hong Li's head as she lunged at Hei Yang, yelling, "You despicable scoundrel, trying to trick your mother!"
"Ha! You're no different!"
Hei Yang righteously retorted without fear: "We're all equally bad, so let's not talk about who's who!"
"Then let's see who's the best!"
"Exactly what I want!"
"Ola Ola Ola Ola!"
"Mu Da Mu Da Mu Da!"
"Lushan rises to dominate the dragon!"
“Crows fly!”
"Lightning whirlwind strikes!"
"Mars Mighty Fist!"
"..."
Elder Huo Le watched expressionlessly as the scene suddenly turned into a battle, sighed, and turned to walk aside.
I picked up the teacup, lit a fire in my hand, instantly boiled the water, took out the tea leaves, and brewed the tea...
"Immortal magic! White stimulation technique!"
"Starburst air current slash!"
"Turtle Style Qigong!"
"Pitch on Earth!"
Elder Huole brought over a small stool and picked up a small fan.
Elder Huole picked up the teacup and slowly blew on it.
Watching the two guys on the other side of the camera using skills that don't belong to them at all, it was like they were fighting like seven or eight-year-old kids.
"I said……"
Elder Huo Le took a sip of tea and said quietly, "What exactly do you two want to say? If you don't want to say, I'll just hang up."
"No, no!"
Hei Yang and Hong Li let go of each other, stood up, patted the dirt in front of them, turned around and let each other help pat the dirt off their backs, held hands again, and looked at Elder Huo Le.
"Then we'll tell you..."
Hong Li raised an eyebrow and said, "You mustn't get excited!"
"What a joke! I've seen it all, what's there to get excited about?"
Elder Huo Le leisurely sipped his tea and joked, "Unless Xiao Li says she's planning to return to the sect and lead the Five Elements Sect to become bigger and stronger, I won't have any reaction."
"Ha, dream on! Xiao Li is mine!"
Hei Yang reached out and pulled Hong Li into his arms, tightening his embrace to assert his ownership.
"There's no way we can go back. Forget about it!"
"Okay, okay, just kidding."
Huo Le chuckled and said, "Speak."
"that……"
Hei Yang kindly reminded him, "Could you please put the tea down first?"
"what?"
Huo Le was stunned for a moment, looking puzzled: "It can't be that bad, can it?"
"Then listen carefully!"
Hei Yang Hong Li took a deep breath, and this time she didn't count down, but spoke directly: "Elder Huo Le, you are just a junior among juniors..."
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