How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"Spending more time with my parents is no problem at all."

Hongli was quite confident about this.

That's a requirement for people with ideals and ambitions or something else. For these two homebodies, it's no big deal at all!

Besides, they won't go far. The distance between Yang Li's home and his hometown is only about ten minutes' walk after dinner, so there's no worry about them not seeing each other.

"I just don't want to see my Xiaoyang for three days!"

Hongli wiped away her tears with a reluctant expression.

"I'll miss it so much I'll die, I won't be able to sleep at night, sob sob sob..."

[Hongli: Haha, I cried, I was just pretending. Remember to play together on voice chat tonight!]

[Black Sun: ...]

[Black Sun: Oh.]

"Then I'll continue."

Hei Yang nodded and continued, "Besides spending time with my parents these three days, I also need to prepare for the wedding, including getting my wedding attire, familiarizing myself with the process, and getting some rest..."

"And then, wait for that day!"

Hong Li's tone suddenly rose, and she said seriously, "Hong Li! Get up at six o'clock, and be dressed by seven o'clock. Your relatives and friends will probably arrive around eight o'clock."

"My relatives and friends will also arrive around eight o'clock."

Hei Yang stroked his chin, thinking as he spoke, "We'll set off around nine o'clock, then at ten I'll pick up Xiao Li, gather our relatives and friends, and head here, which is our own home..."

"Yes, yes, and then, everyone take your seats, let's come in together."

Hongli paused, lost in thought, as she spoke.

"Then, sprinkle water to thank heaven and earth for their blessings, offer tea to express gratitude to parents, and drink wine together to symbolize marriage..."

"Well, what's next..."

Hei Yang nodded and said, "It'll probably be around 11 or 12 o'clock. Everyone's getting impatient. Let's get straight to the food without further ado."

"Now we can start eating together!"

Hongli happily chimed in, "Let's eat to our hearts' content!"

"Hey, wait a minute..."

Hongling frowned and said, "I'm also a member of the Hong family, and I've seen my elders' weddings before. All I remember is that after that, we should go to visit relatives and friends..."

"Damn it! Single auntie, shut up!"

Hongli's brow twitched: "Don't say any more!"

"???"

A series of question marks appeared above Hongling's head. She pointed upwards and said, "No, can you listen to what you're saying?"

You apologized to me, and before even a chapter has passed, you're already jumping around again?

"Ah this..."

Hongli turned away and whistled, having already learned half of it!

"Ahem, well, didn't the document say..."

Hei Yang paused, then gave a comical look.

"If the bride and groom have special reasons, such as being unwell, the best man and maid of honor can help out!"

Who are your best man and maid of honor?

A question mark popped up above Hongling's head.

"Hey~"

Hei Yang and Hong Li exchanged a smile, remaining silent.

"I me me!"

Xingyun raised her hand excitedly: "I'm the bridesmaid!"

"Silly girl, what are you so excited about? You've been forced into hard labor!"

Hongling couldn't help but gently pat Xingyun's head, looking at her with a disappointed expression. She turned to Heiyang Hongli and asked, "Where are the best men?"

"Hey hey~"

Hei Yang Hong Li gave a comical smile and remained silent.

Hongling: "..."

……

"Dad! Mom!"

Hong Butian pointed to himself and said seriously, "Besides helping Xiao Yang and Xiao Li, I have something else to say this time!"

"this!"

Hong Butian grabbed the stunned Zhao Zhuji and introduced her, "Get to know her! This is your future daughter-in-law!"

"Hey, what's with all this? Speak more politely!"

Zhao Zhuji patted Hong Butian on the shoulder, turned to look at Hong Butian's parents, and whispered, "Um, Mom and Dad, it's our first meeting, please bear with me..."

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 342 Just meeting you was wonderful enough, let alone the fact that we have a story...

"Sending out invitations?"

"complete!"

"Route planning?"

"complete!"

"Are you familiar with the process?"

"complete!"

"Banquet design?"

"complete!"

"Clothing and jewelry?"

"complete!"

"..."

On the rooftop, Hei Yang and Hong Li sat cross-legged on a blanket.

The two counted on their fingers, their faces serious as they checked the wedding preparations.

"Wow, all done, all done, all done!"

Hongli made checkmarks in her notebook, first looking surprised, then unable to contain her pride, "Ha, we've already completed so many tasks? As expected of us, we're really diligent!"

"Come on, it's because most of the food is prepared by our parents."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes speechlessly and sighed.

“Brother Bu Tian even took care of helping us welcome relatives and friends, and the subsequent polite greetings.”

"And Xiaoyun too!"

"That's true, Brother Bu Tian needs to take care of Xing Yun a bit more."

"Damn! You're really underestimating Xiaoyun!"

"Nonsense, I didn't look down on you."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "It's just that everyone has their strengths and weaknesses. Xiao Yun is indeed not very good at interpersonal communication. I feel like she's about the same as us."

"Wow, I won't be as easily fooled as Xiaoyun!"

Hongli pointed to her head and scoffed, "What's here?"

"Yellow waste."

Hei Yang said this.

"Grass."

Hongli stared at Heiyang with dead fish eyes: "I'll ask you one more time, what is here?"

“It is wisdom,” Black Sun lied.

Hongli: "???"

"No, why did you have to say the rest too!"

"To spite Hongli, Heiyang said honestly."

"..."