How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

After bidding farewell to their relatives and friends, they left the space to the newlyweds, Hei Yang and Hong Li.

"This banquet was prepared with care."

Granny Meng appeared beside them with a smile, her much younger face looking at Hei Yang and Hong Li, and said with blessings: "Congratulations to you both as well, I won't bother you any longer."

"Thank you, Granny Meng!"

Hei Yang Hong Li expressed her sincere gratitude, and asked with some curiosity, "Where are you going?"

Go back to the underworld? Or something else?

"I'm not going back to the underworld. I've been talking about it for so long. This time, I'm really retiring."

Meng Po sighed, bidding farewell to a long and memorable period of her life.

"Because of the many good deeds he performed, it took the King of Hell a little longer to settle his wages, which almost caused a delay, and it was quite troublesome."

Meng Po sighed, looking displeased.

"Grandma Meng, Versailles!"

"Haha, okay, okay, I'll stop teasing you guys."

Meng Po laughed heartily, pointed into the distance, and said leisurely, "After I retire, I plan to go to that universe over there and live a few hundred years of retirement life before thinking about anything else. You can come and visit me when you go there, haha."

"That universe over there..."

Hei Yang Hong Li seemed to understand something, so she nodded in agreement: "Yes! We will!"

"Then it's settled."

Meng Po waved her hand cheerfully: "One last thing, only the earliest senior has the surname Meng. As for me, my surname is Liu, haha..."

"Oh, Granny Liu?"

Hei Yang Hong Li was stunned for a moment, then quickly changed her words, but Meng Po had already disappeared without a trace.

"call……"

A cool breeze blew by, and the thick clouds gathered again, but they could no longer block out the sunshine in my heart.

Hei Yang Hong Li took a deep breath, feeling refreshed and invigorated.

"Everyone, have you all gone home?"

Hongli looked at the quiet courtyard, still somewhat immersed in the daytime hustle and bustle, and hadn't come back to her senses.

"Yes, everyone goes home."

Hei Yang turned to look at Hong Li and smiled slightly.

"Then, honey, shall we go home too?"

"Ok!"

Hongli replied with a radiant smile: "Okay, husband."

It was already dark, and the night was still long.

………………

"squeak"

The bedroom door was gently pushed open.

"Well……"

Hongli, looking somewhat nervous, squeezed through the crack in the door, followed closely by Heiyang.

"black……"

Hongli turned her head to say something, but Heiyang slammed the door shut, startling Hongli so much that she almost fell to the ground.

"What's wrong, wife?"

Hei Yang turned his head to look at Hong Li in confusion.

"No, it's nothing, hahaha..."

Hongli waved her hand with an embarrassed smile, about to say something, but Heiyang reached out and pulled her into his arms, her face turning bright red instantly.

"What do you mean by 'nothing'?"

Hei Yang raised an eyebrow, looking at the girl in his arms and said leisurely, "What, is there anything you dare to hide from me?"

"No, no, hahaha, how could that be..."

Hongli felt like her heart was about to explode, and it felt like several nerves in her head were about to snap at the limit.

"what is that?"

Hei Yang asked curiously.

"That's right, that's right... Ahh!"

Hongli was somewhat incoherent. Suddenly, she gritted her teeth, stood on tiptoe, hugged Heiyang, and kissed him. Then she broke free from Heiyang's embrace, ran to the bedside, and lay down on her back.

"Come on, Black Sun!"

Hongli lay on the bed, her head tilted to the side, her eyes tightly closed, her teeth clenched, and she gripped the bed sheet with her back hand, looking like she was bravely going to her execution.

She said in a trembling voice, "Now that things have come to this, we've prepared ourselves mentally, or rather, we're probably prepared? Or maybe not?"

Phew! That doesn't matter anymore! Regardless of whether I'm ready or not, Black Sun, you can do whatever you want and start acting now!

Even if Li cries and throws a tantrum, don't pay any attention to her. Everything is difficult at the beginning, so just do as you please...

In short, Hei Yang, don't hesitate, just attack! Yeah! Bring it on! I'm not afraid of you! Waaaaah…”

"Uh, Xiao Li, what are you doing..."

Seeing Hong Li's appearance, Hei Yang was both amused and exasperated.

He gently sat down next to Hongli and slowly reached out to help her remove her headdress.

"They just lie down on it with their heads down, not even minding how uncomfortable it is."

"It's okay! I'm tough!"

Hongli still didn't dare to open her eyes. She only felt a lightness on her head, her long hair was straightened, her heart jumped into her throat, and her whole body stiffened, not daring to move at all.

"What strange talk."

Hei Yang chuckled helplessly, gently placed the large and small headdresses he had taken off on the bedside table, made sure nothing was missing, let out a long sigh, and lay back down as well.

"Phew, today was the happiest day of my life, but I'm also really tired."

Hei Yang sighed softly, not because he was physically exhausted, but because dealing with so many elders required him to be mindful of his words and manners at all times.

Add to that a bunch of rules, procedures, and processes, and the emotional ups and downs are too much. Now that I've calmed down, I'm still a bit mentally exhausted.

"Is Xiaoli happy?"

Hei Yang stretched and asked Hong Li with a comfortable expression.

"What are you saying! Of course I'm happy! I'm ecstatic!"

Hongli responded without hesitation, her heart pounding with nervousness.

After a while, she found that there was no movement at all, so she couldn't help but open her eyes and peek at Hei Yang.

"Ok?"

Hongli looked at Heiyang and saw that Heiyang was sleeping peacefully.

Hong Li: "????????????"

"No, they were just talking a second ago..."

A series of tic-tac-toe patterns appeared on Hongli's forehead. She leaped onto Heiyang's belly and stomped hard. (Dangerous activity, do not imitate)

"Hey, Black Sun, give me back all the tension I felt! Ada!"

"puff---"

Hei Yang's eyes widened suddenly, his body curled up like a shrimp, his eyes rolled back, and he lost consciousness.

"Hey, hey, don't play dead."

Hongli sat cross-legged on Heiyang's stomach, arms crossed, and poked Heiyang's chest with her little toe, her tone displeased.

"Get up now! Get up right now, this is not the time to sleep!"

A hero can't desert his post! You bastard husband!

"Ugh..."

Hei Yang opened his eyes, looked helplessly at Hong Li above, and sighed.

"Take a short nap of ten minutes or so, doesn't your wife, Xiao Li, get tired?"

"Stop talking nonsense, Xiao Li's wife is very angry right now!"

Hong Li gave a light snort and asked, "Tell me, isn't my wife, Xiao Li, cute?"

"cute!"

"Is Xiao Li's wife pretty?"