How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"Climbing, climbing, climbing, is that the same kind of practice?!"

Hongli couldn't help but complain. She suddenly stretched her head under the bed and saw the bed leg that had been replaced by a stool at some point. A black line appeared on her forehead.

"I think I remember now, you were the one who shoved this chair under there, right?"

"Hmph, you're still worried this thing isn't sturdy enough, and you don't trust me?"

Hei Yang clicked his tongue lightly, looking disdainful, and said, "And now, hasn't it survived?"

"Ah, that's true. I made it through. It's incredible, truly incredible."

Hongli looked up at the sky and exclaimed with a look of profound understanding, "Life is truly a miracle of the world, just like a blade of grass taking root and sprouting to push aside a boulder, just like a cornered dog will jump over a wall and a rabbit will bite when cornered."

It always manages to unleash a powerful force that moves people to tears!

"Come on, I'm too embarrassed to call you out."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "Are those tears of emotion?"

"Black Sun, shut up."

"Coward, you won't admit it when I say you're a coward, tsk tsk."

"Hei Yang, shut up."

"Ha, you're usually so arrogant, aren't you? The king of trash talk, huh?"

"Black Sun, you son of a bitch..."

A series of tic-tac-toe marks appeared on Hongli's forehead, but she finally sighed, "Alright, alright, my dear husband, shut your honeyed little mouth."

"Got it."

Hei Yang chuckled and pulled Hong Li back into his arms. The two snuggled together, staring at the ceiling, and fell silent for a moment.

"How does it feel?"

Hei Yang suddenly asked, adding, "I mean, how do you feel about our marriage?"

"I'm so happy, joyful, delighted, blissful. If you insist that I describe it, my vocabulary is insufficient. Perhaps you'd have to rip my heart out to understand my excitement."

Hong Li gently closed her eyes and said softly, "Besides that, there's a very strange feeling, um, and shyness, especially shyness."

"Shouldn't shyness have been a problem for a while?"

Hei Yang took two lollipops out of the bedside drawer, handed one to Hong Li and ate one himself.

"At this point, you should look world-weary and have a story to tell while you smoke a lollipop afterward."

"What the hell is this post-coital lollipop...?"

While eating candy, Hongli casually remarked, "Speaking of which, how are you feeling?"

"I feel refreshed and mentally exhausted."

Hei Yang answered casually.

"Good summary. At first, I always thought that these two states couldn't occur at the same time..."

Hong Li sighed, shrank further under the covers, and her pupils became slightly unfocused.

She has a loving and reliable husband, kind and gentle parents, lovely and well-behaved children, and a warm home of her own.

No need to struggle for a living, no need to worry about life-or-death crises, no need to be anxious or stressed.

Birds are chirping outside the window, and sunlight is streaming in. If they wanted, they could sit here quietly and daydream all day, or turn on the lights at night and chat about novels and comics all night long.

When I get tired of lying down, I go out to play chess, plant some grass, grow some flowers, and if I have time, I might invite a few old girlfriends to go square dancing... cough cough, let's not go for that.

"I feel like my life is complete."

Hongli smiled contentedly: "It's great that I can use my free time to do what I like."

"really."

Hei Yang nodded in agreement, saying that he had been busy preparing for the wedding before, but now he had a real free time.

As for whether I'll get bored, I actually won't get bored when I'm really free.

Most of what people call boredom is actually a state of anxiety caused by having too many things to do but not knowing where to start, so they simply become too lazy to do anything.

For example, during the holidays, I didn't touch a single word of my homework, I was tired of playing games, and I was too lazy to go out, but I just sat there in a daze and didn't want to touch my homework.

I subconsciously open my phone, not knowing what to do. I open a group chat, refresh, swipe up, exit, turn off my phone, twirl a pen, and sigh.

I opened my phone again, opened the group chat, and sent a message: "I'm so bored!"

It's not that I'm not interested in anything, but rather that I'm restricted to doing certain things during this period. I don't actually have free time to control; I'm just wasting it aimlessly!

The guilt in my heart grew stronger, which led to my increasingly depressed mood. Finally, I closed my eyes and went to sleep!

Ah, another meaningless day has passed. Tomorrow I must do this and that...

When I woke up the next day, I found that I still had to pay back yesterday's debt, so I continued to be bored.

Now, Hei Yang and his group really have nothing to do. When they have enough time to do whatever they want, every day will be fulfilling.

Even if I just space out all day, I won't feel guilty. Instead, I'll think that I've given my brain a day off and escaped the hustle and bustle of the world. It's wonderful!

Well, for example, right now, Hei Yang Hong Li is thinking about all sorts of random things, which means she's just spacing out, cough cough...

"Speaking of which, I feel like there's something else lurking around us..."

Hei Yang frowned in thought: "What was it again? I've been a bit busy lately and forgot about it for a moment."

"If you've forgotten, you've forgotten."

Hongli chuckled and gently stroked Heiyang's face: "Could it be something that threatens the entire world? Hahaha..."

"Hahaha……"

Hong Li's smile gradually faded, and she turned to look at Hei Yang, receiving the same bewildered look in return.

"Wait, wait, let me think..."

Hei Yang held up a finger, his teeth aching, and said, "Does reaching the Tribulation Realm mean I'll be thrown out to become Ultraman? Pshaw, I mean I'll be thrown out to protect the world?"

"Hmm, it seems so, hahaha..."

Hongli gave two awkward laughs.

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "..."

"Wait, what realm are we at now?"

Hei Yang's lips twitched, and with a casual swipe of his hand, he looked at the space that had been torn open and felt completely dismayed.

"Oh no, has it gotten stronger again?"

"Uh, I remember there was a hint before, let me check..."

Hongli opened the Lazy Dog Rescue Device, glanced at it, and immediately widened her eyes, letting out a scream.

"what!!!!"

"What happened?"

Seeing Hong Li's panicked face, Hei Yang was also terrified.

"Could it be that we have already reached the tribulation stage, and the ascension train is already on its way to destroy us?"

Wait, wait, but... I'll leave a message: tell Xiao Huo to remember to make sure her parents eat the little peaches and that they last until we get back...

No, no, the most important thing now is to get dressed first, that's the right thing to do.

Otherwise, I'd never have to come back in this lifetime. It'd be fine for me to rot in the world. Hey, why are my clothes torn? Gou Hongli, you're way too vengeful!"

"No, I mean, what nonsense are you chattering about!"

Hongli couldn't help but shout, interrupting Heiyang: "No, we haven't reached the Tribulation Transcending Stage yet, don't think such things!"

"Huh? What's that?"

Hei Yang tilted his head, looking puzzled.

"Then what does your dog bark about?"

"Get up, get up, get up! You're the one barking like a dog!"

Hong Li took a deep breath and put on a serious expression.

"What I'm about to tell you is also something terrifying, but don't be afraid of what I'm about to say!"

"Huh, you think I won't be afraid just because you tell me not to? Why should I?"

"Don't argue, you bastard."

Hong Li casually covered her mouth, her face darkening as she solemnly said, "Two stripes!"

"?"

A small question mark popped up above Hei Yang's head.

"I mean..."

Hongli released Heiyang's mouth, grabbed Heiyang's shoulders with both hands, and shook him violently with wide eyes.