How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Hongli looked at the device on her phone and nodded, saying, "Although it's a rogue gadget, it still has some use. We can play with it like a toy!"

"How old are you to still be playing with toys?"

Hei Yang rolled his eyes and pointed at himself: "Isn't Hei Yang fun?"

"hey-hey."

Hong Li chuckled and reached out to ruffle Hei Yang's head, saying, "How can it compare to you? Hehehe."

"They ripped all my hair off."

Hei Yang sighed and continued opening treasure chests: "This is the last one. It's your turn after you're done."

Item: All-Heavens Communication Mirror

Quality: gold

Effect: Consumes energy to communicate with the person you want to contact. Energy consumption is related to factors such as distance.

Brief description: Please do not dial random numbers. You are responsible for calling unfamiliar entities... Do not answer! Do not answer!

"hiss!"

Hei Yang Hong Li gasped.

"Ha Ren!"

"It is indeed a Harbin native."

"Let's talk again."

Hei Yang put the mirror into his pocket.

"It's true."

Hong Li shifted her body and sat in Hei Yang's lap, humming, "It's my turn, Hong Li! Open!"

Item: A mirror that supposedly knows a lot

Quality: purple

Effect: It can answer the question asked by the questioner.

Summary: Yidu Company stated that they have launched a new software skin with a strong magical fairy tale feel, providing users with a more novel experience.

"Oh ho, another mirror."

Hongli couldn't help but complain, "Seriously, it's all about communication and asking questions. I thought the only purpose of a mirror was to reflect light..."

"Try?"

Hei Yang grabbed Hong Li's waist with both hands and adjusted her position on his lap.

"Alright, watch this!"

Hongli cleared her throat, thought for a moment, and decided to ask a simple test first.

"Excuse me, how can I make Black Sun my own..."

Sensing the sharp killing intent behind her, Hong Li paused in her speech and pulled the dog back from the cliff.

"Ahem, well then, magic mirror, magic mirror, tell me who is the fairest of them all!"

Hongli switched to the Black Sun story she had heard as a child. Under their gaze, the mirror suddenly lit up, flickered twice, and displayed words.

【…】

[Searching...]

Sorry, I cannot provide the answer you are looking for.

Because of differences in the world, aesthetic standards, races, and gender composition, it is impossible to determine the criterion of "most beautiful".

[This product respects the independent thinking of all individuals who pursue freedom, respects transgender people, and those with different psychological gender perceptions, and does not assume anyone's gender; therefore, it cannot determine the condition of "woman."]

Hongli: "???"

Hei Yang: "???"

"Hey, so you mean you're a piece of trash?"

Hongli gave a deadpan look and poked at the mirror: "So what can you do?"

This product is a mirror version of a magical fairytale-themed skin; you can even use it to look in a mirror!

Wow, that's really amazing!

"That's really amazing, Xiao Li and I were both stunned."

【…】

[Tip: We suggest you search for the following questions.]

How to quickly dominate the world?

What steps are involved in invading a country?

[If arrested by official authorities, how can I increase my chances of escape?]

Watch the latest alien movie in a pirated version for free!

[Key phrases to improve your laning success rate – click to see them now!]

"Wow, this quote about laning success rate looks so tempting!"

Hong Li's eyes lit up.

"Get out of here. Only I can corrupt you. You can't just look at junk information from other places."

Hei Yang patted Hong Li's head, rolled his eyes, and asked, "So what's the deal with Yidu Company, the company that developed this thing?"

[Searching...]

Search failed.

[Yidu Company was forcibly dissolved 26 years ago for spreading harmful information]

[This skin was last updated in the year 223 of the Jupiter system in the Cosmic Calendar.]

"Oh ho?"

Hongli's eyes lit up again: "Inappropriate information? How inappropriate? Let me see?"

"Keep going, my foot! Keep driving!"

Hei Yang slapped Hong Li on the head in annoyance, confiscated the mirror, and told her to go stay with that 10t!

"Well, okay..."

Hongli snorted and continued opening the box.

Item: [Soul Exchanger]

Quality: purple

Effect: Swaps the souls of different creatures. Please ensure that the soul and body strength are properly matched.

Brief description: They're quite adept at it.

"Ah?"

Hongli and Heiyang exchanged a glance.

"How about giving it a try?"

Hongli was eager to try.

"No! What do you think you're doing?!"

Hei Yang looked wary.

"Give it a try! My dear husband~"

"Damn it, since you're begging me like this..."

Hei Yang placed a hand on it and said speechlessly, "Is that so?"

"Ha, indeed."

Hongli couldn't wait to press her palm down.

[The detection attempts to perform a soul-searching task.]

[Supernatural power assessment failed]

[The "Soul-Searching Assignment" was forcibly terminated]

[The soul task object has been detected as a contract object]

[Entering exclusive channel, connecting...]

[Soul exchange in progress...]

[Soul-searching assignment successfully completed!]

[This exchange trial lasts for 5 minutes. Please top up your account to extend the trial period.]

"Well……"