How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Music that is too obscure and difficult for users to understand.

The main theme is music that is violent, chaotic, and possesses a seductive power over the mind.

The mixed information and knowledge will bring destructive music to the local world.

Music that cannot be transmitted using local media.

Some niche music pieces were exceptionally selected.

Some……】

"Wow, so many restrictions."

Hongli sighed, "If I were a song, I would definitely be eliminated."

"It might touch my soul, and to me it's a good song."

Hei Yang chuckled and said, "For example, Hong Li, a niche, uh, no, exclusive song!"

"Wa ...

Hongli let out two random howls, revealing a comical face.

"I'll howl in your ear while you're sleeping, let's see if you'll still be able to say such nice things then."

"If you can't sleep, you still need to sleep for a while..."

"Ah!"

Hong Li snorted lightly, too lazy to pay any attention to Hei Yang.

"Now that the gift boxes are opened, we can do other things."

"Uh, for example?"

"Ten t".

"???"

"Just kidding, just kidding."

Hongli waved her hand with an awkward laugh: "You don't really mean it, do you?"

"You're just outrageous."

Hei Yang said speechlessly, "Sooner or later you'll get burned by playing with fire, I'm telling you."

"That's something Hongli will have to worry about in the future. As for now..."

Hongli stretched, jumped off the ground, put on her shoes, and slowly walked to the study before coming out again. She pulled out a comic book, spread it out in front of Heiyang, put her hands on her hips, and hummed, "You promised me before that we would read another one after finishing the previous one together."

You said you were getting married and needed time to prepare, then you postponed it until after the wedding. Is it okay now?

"That's not a problem..."

Hei Yang stretched, glanced at Hong Li who had her arms outstretched, smiled gently, and pulled her into his arms: "Start reading from the first page?"

"Otherwise, of course we'll start from the first page."

Hong Li had clearly read it beforehand, and as she turned to the first page, she said, "From the synopsis, I know that this comic is about a little boy who keeps killing people around him and framing others to get away with it."

Indeed, Hei Yang nodded in agreement, saying, "Moreover, they don't expose themselves when framing others, and even use others to frame them. Their methods are truly chilling!"

"That's right, that's right, that's what the basic information I saw seems to say, wait..."

Hongli turned to look at Heiyang, her eyes wide: "How did you know?"

"Ha, it's embarrassing to admit..."

Hei Yang smiled shyly and scratched his head: "I just happened to have seen a bit of it before..."

"Wow, you, you..."

Hongli pointed upwards at the black sun, then poked his nose after a while: "Then you can be a true gentleman who reads without saying a word. You're not allowed to spoil anything when I'm reading, or I'll hit you."

"A true gentleman reads in silence..."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes and snorted, "Do I need this to prove myself?"

To be honest, a true gentleman remains unmoved even with a woman in his lap.

“You’re confused, I can feel it.”

"Ah, I see."

Hei Yang's expression stiffened for a moment, then he put on an indifferent smile again: "I sometimes make mistakes."

"Haha, I really believed your lies."

Hongli shifted her body slightly, but Heiyang pulled her back again. She could only roll her eyes and sigh, "Fine, fine, whatever you want. You're not allowed to spoil the plot while I'm reading, okay, you're a true gentleman."

"Actually, I didn't watch much."

Hei Yang spoke frankly: "I've heard a little bit about it, but I only know a tiny bit of it. To put it simply, I'm just a casual reader."

After all, we didn't have much time back then, and we couldn't find the time to watch many of them, so we had to let Xiaoyun watch them instead, which is a bit of a regret.

"That's great, now you don't have to worry about not having enough time."

Hongli chuckled: "Alright, alright, stop talking, let's begin the story. To be honest, the characters in this story are quite cute."

"Are you cuter than me?"

"No, no, no."

"Perfunctory."

"Ah, yes, yes."

"Why don't you go into a comic book and die?"

"That's okay."

Hei Yang chuckled and said no more.

The story begins by introducing the protagonist, Zhang San, a high school student nicknamed "Outlaw Madman." He is proficient in various methods of escaping punishment and often helps death row inmates escape legal sanctions—truly terrifying!

"The villainous protagonist."

Hong Li said leisurely, "What if it corrupts the children? Hehe."

That's enough.

That day, Zhang San received a message from his subordinate, who was planning a murder at a local amusement park over the weekend and asked Zhang San to be present as his accomplice.

The other party quoted a high price, and Zhang San had no reason to refuse. He went to the site in advance to scout it out and made various plans and preparations, truly demonstrating the ultimate in professionalism.

But he never expected that when he was scouting the area, he would encounter a group of big fish; it turned out that his competitors were making a deal.

Zhang San secretly switched his phone to recording mode, intending to record their conversation and then use the recording to extort money from them.

Then you can say, "Oh dear, you don't want the Metropolitan Police Department officers to find out about this recording, so do you know what to do now?"

Well, the plan works!

"Good heavens, this isn't extortion!"

Hongli was shocked: "What a despicable protagonist! He's a real villain!"

"Hey, don't get the wrong idea. This guy is a man, and those guys making the transaction are men too."

"Don't they have any beautiful women in their organization? They just send one out to sacrifice, and she'll strap herself with grenades and die together with Zhang San!"

"Ha, you're the kind of guy who'd be a criminal."

"That's right, we're experienced!"

"However, what if the plot of this comic is quite dramatic?"

Hongli guessed with a serious expression, "For example, Zhang San's target is these big men!"

"Uh, go ahead and climb, what are you thinking?"

"No, I have to secretly flip through the pages to verify my guess."

"Stop! What's the point of reading if you keep doing this!"

"Oh, I'm not peeking at the plot, I just want to see if there are any lovey-dovey scenes between them later on!"

Hong Li rummaged through the tumbler, then her eyes lit up: "Sure enough! Sure enough! That damned Zhang San, he really pulled off something big!"

"how?"

Hei Yang said quietly, "So you know all about it? What did you see?"

"Hey, look, look, isn't there a little boy here?"

"Oh right, there's a little boy, so what does that prove?"

"These are obviously Zhang San's kids. Don't you see how much they look alike?"

Hongli said confidently, "Zhang San really couldn't resist and accidentally became a father... Ouch!"

"Stop babbling!"

Hei Yang said fiercely, "If you say another word, I'll smash your head in. Watch closely!"

"Oh……"