How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"Eight hundred miles away, a single shot blows the dog's head off..."

Hei Yang muttered to himself.

"Ok?"

Hong Li frowned, feeling a faint, throbbing pain at the back of her head. She turned around abruptly, only to see Hei Yang smiling gently at her.

"Well……"

A question mark popped up above Hong Li's head. She forced a smile and responded to Hei Yang, gesturing that she would be done soon.

"Little Li Zi is quite vigilant..."

Hei Yang secretly rolled his eyes, then gave another thumbs up: "Whoosh..."

"I always have a feeling that Hei Yang is secretly doing bad things behind my back..."

Hongli muttered to herself, "It's a pity that this guy is about the same weight as me. As soon as he senses that I'm aware of him, he pretends that nothing happened, which makes me feel embarrassed to drive him away."

Hong Li secretly imagined Hei Yang making faces at her from behind, and her fists clenched involuntarily.

Just then, the teleportation array suddenly flashed a bright light. Hong Li was first surprised and then delighted as a rich aroma of food wafted towards her.

"Wow! Ordering takeout without leaving home is a huge success!"

"Ok?"

Suddenly, Hei Yang's head popped up from behind Hong Li, and he couldn't help but raise his eyebrows as he looked at the sumptuous dishes in front of him.

"It looks and smells pretty good, can I have some?"

"What nonsense are you talking about? Do you think I wouldn't bring it for you or what..."

Hongli said speechlessly, "Take it over there, it's lunchtime."

"okay."

Hei Yang raised his hand, and several streams of spiritual energy carried the plate towards the sofa, saying leisurely as he walked, "Sister Hong Li, you've turned the table into a bed. How are we supposed to eat?"

"Don't shout, I'll change back now."

Hongli took out the device, skillfully fired it at the bed, and shrunk it back to the shape of a table.

"It's done!"

Hong Li laughed heartily and said proudly, "I've completely mastered how to use this thing!"

"However, although……"

Looking at the distance between the two sofas and then at the table in the empty space around them, Hei Yang couldn't help but say with a black line appearing on his forehead, "This won't work either. You have to push the sofas back."

Or you could just bring two small stools and sit at the table, that wouldn't be bad either, hurry up and go.

"Huh? Are you questioning your sister Hongli's imagination?"

Hong Li gave a soft snort and fired again, turning the table into... well, the size of a bed...

"It's done!"

Seeing the table filled with new space, Hong Li looked at Hei Yang triumphantly, raised her chin, and said smugly, "How about that? I'm asking you, praise me!"

"Your imagination is full of frivolous things."

Hei Yang slowly placed the bowls and plates on the table and casually said, "It looks so gloomy now. Our living room used to be very nicely decorated. Now that you've messed up the proportions!"

"Oh dear, it's alright, it's alright, we can get it done in a bit anyway."

Hongli waved her hand with a grin, handed Heiyang two chopsticks, sat down opposite him, and stretched: "Let's eat!"

"Roger that!"

The Yang family once again entered a "no talking while eating" mode. The two of them were used to eating without talking, as they felt it would taste better that way.

I don't know if it's psychological or what, but in their words, eating already takes up so much energy, and with just one mouth, how can they have the mind to do anything else?

However, Hei Yang had never eaten the food at the Five Elements Sect's canteen before, so he suddenly found it very novel and interesting.

Although the quality certainly couldn't compare to the pile of high-grade beast meat they had at their wedding, it had a wider variety of options and different flavors.

More importantly, you can enjoy this kind of food without even leaving the house, so why ask for more!

Back when Hei Yang and Hong Li were in a long-distance relationship, Hong Li often said, "Ah, the Five Elements Sect here is no good here, no good there, no good anywhere."

But eating these meals at home, Hei Yang felt that the conditions there were really good, something he couldn't compare to in his previous life.

Although it's a bit unethical to drag out one's past life and whip a corpse every day, it is, after all, a memory that Hei Yang risked his life to bring back from the River of Oblivion, and it is a valuable experience.

This will make him cherish every moment of the present, and cherish everyone and everything in the present.

When Hei Yang is reborn in this world, although he is not very interested in many things in this world, he will cherish those advantages that come his way, out of gratitude for having been given another chance.

For example, when we eat at home, my mom, Qingyi, sometimes cooks too much, and Heiyang always finishes it all. My dad says the kid is a bit dim-witted, eating until he's stuffed. My mom tells him to go outside and carry a stone block to help him digest. Cough cough...

Let's not talk about that memory anymore. Some memories are better sealed away. Hmm!

"clatter."

Gently putting down his chopsticks, Hei Yang took a sip of watermelon juice, lay back on the sofa, and looked at his wife, who was also eating and lying on the sofa, feeling that life was so wonderful.

Should we make something to help with digestion...?

"Hei Yang, take those dishes over there. You don't need to wash them yourself; they'll wash them all together. They said they were worried you wouldn't wash them properly..."

Hongli touched her belly and waved her hand: "Go quickly, go quickly."

"Oh."

Hei Yang chuckled helplessly, picked up the bowls and plates, and put them back.

"Life!"

Hongli sighed softly, "Who can be as carefree and happy as me? I have a man, a home, food and drink, and someone to love me..."

"Are you still reading?"

Hei Yang turned back and looked at Hong Li.

"Of course, consider it exercise to aid digestion!"

Hongli's eyes lit up, and she continued watching the previous episodes with Heiyang.

"It's so comforting to read gory murder comics after dinner."

"I feel the scale is still a bit small. The two rows of bookshelves on the far right of the back of my study, the bottom three shelves are all 16+ type. Maybe I can pick one from there to read next time we have dinner."

"You know how to be disgusting."

"Wow, who are you calling disgusting? How awful!"

"Ah, of course I'm cursing the protagonist Zhang San. He's so evil, he's universally hated, okay? What else?"

Hei Yang turned his head and looked at the displeased Hong Li with a puzzled expression, asking curiously, "Otherwise, Hong Li, who do you think I'm cursing?"

"Ha, it can't be Mrs. Hei Yang, can it!"

"correct."

"That can't be Hei Yang's wife, can it?"

"Fair."

"Ha ha……"

"Verbal sarcasm, incisive remarks, and hurtful sneering!"

"Tch, stop using words like that."

Hongli pointed to the comic book and lectured Heiyang, "Look at yours, wait, I didn't tell you to..."

I mean, look at your limited vocabulary, then look at the lines in those comics. When will you be able to come up with sentences that have soul?

After a pause, Hongli sighed and said, "And me, why can't I say things that are so interesting?"

"It depends on your accumulated experience."

Hei Yang shrugged: "You need to pay close attention when reading, accumulate knowledge patiently, and with time and consistent effort, you will definitely improve."

"Huh? I've accumulated so much, okay!"

"You think accumulating profanities hasn't improved your ability to argue?"

"I'm much more polite now, okay..."

Hongli looked at Heiyang with a wronged expression: "I haven't argued with you much. You're always the one arguing with me and then you turn the tables on me. I'm not happy about it."

"Ah this..."

Black Sun revealed his crescent-shaped eyes: "Then what should we do?"

"bring it on!"

Hong Li suddenly pulled out the soul-swapping device, her face full of anticipation, and said, "Let me have some fun!"

"Ah, then you can continue to be sad."

"Damn it, you have no conscience!"

Hong Li rolled her eyes at Hei Yang, too lazy to pay him any attention, and continued watching. Hei Yang also returned to his focus.