How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Xiao Huo was stunned. She thought about it carefully and said uncertainly, "It seems that the little crane can't fly yet at this time?"

"That's right, that's it!"

Hongli grasped Xiaohuo's shoulders and gently pulled her into her arms, encouraging her, "The inherited memories they left you are outdated and can't keep up with the current version. Now you can just listen to the inherited version that your parents gave you!"

"what?"

Little Fire blinked: "Is that even possible?"

"Hmm, if you really can't forget, you can have your dad, Hei Yang, come."

Hong Li pointed behind her and said smugly, "His formatting fist can clear out your accumulated memory with one punch and remove those rogue bundled information packets. I've been bullied by him with this move several times before!"

"Wait a minute, does Hei Yang know this move too?"

Hongli blinked, a sudden sense of foreboding rising in her heart. She turned her head and said, "Heiyang, that... ah!"

Hongli fell backward, and Heiyang slowly withdrew his fist, letting out a sigh of relief: "This is too much for me, I have to keep adding insurance for you all the time..."

Little Fire: "━Σ(Д|||)━"

"Dad, Dad, that..."

Little Fire peeked out with her beady eyes, pointed fearfully at the unconscious Hong Li, and couldn't help but say, "Mommy, she..."

"Don't worry, he's not dead."

Little Fire: "???"

"Don't question it, I'm doing this for her own good."

Hei Yang revealed his crescent-shaped eyes, and sighed as he thought of images such as "Elder Huo's unconventional square dancing".

"I'll bear the pain myself!"

"Ah this..."

Xiao Huo stared blankly at Hei Yang, her eyes sparkling. In that moment, her father's figure became incredibly tall in her heart.

This belief in enduring hardship and protecting one's family even when misunderstood brought tears to Xiao Huo's eyes.

She couldn't help but say, "Dad..."

"Ok?"

"Has Little Fire ever been knocked unconscious?"

"Oh, no!"

"Really?"

"Haha, would Daddy lie to you?"

"Phew, that's good!"

Xiao Huo let out a long sigh, rolled his eyes, and fainted.

Hei Yang quietly moved two fingers away from the back of Xiao Huo's head, whistling guiltily.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 359 Promising to water the flowers is an act of loyalty to them…

"Damn it, I never expected that I'd have to get out of bed to teach Little Fire how to cultivate supernatural powers!"

Hongli shook her arms and patted her legs in the courtyard, jumping around to warm up.

"Nonsense, you want to practice your supernatural powers indoors? Don't you want to abandon your home? Not to mention you want to practice lying down or sitting on the bed."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "Do you think everyone will spoil you like I do?"

"I can let you rest and do your own work, but can you rest and let the supernatural power teach Little Fire on its own?"

"Oh yeah, yeah, you're the best, okay!"

Hongli rolled her eyes and continued stretching: "It feels like I haven't left the house in ages, what's going on?"

I just picked Xiao Huo up from my parents' house a few days ago, but stepping outside feels like stepping into another world.

"Nonsense, you went out for a meal a few days ago, came back right away, and then collapsed inside. How can that be considered going out?"

Hei Yang did his radio calisthenics while casually making sarcastic remarks.

"Besides, it's normal for you to be a little out of it these past few days, given how chaotic and confusing things have been."

"The more I listen to what you're saying lately, the more something seems off. It feels like there's something wrong with every sentence you say. So, is the problem with me or with you?"

Hong Li gave a deadpan look, rubbed her leg, and said slowly, "As expected, you're the one with the problem."

"Come on, different perspectives and different mindsets lead to different results."

You should reflect on your own actions, instead of trying to smear your father every time something happens.

Hei Yang couldn't help but retort, "Although I spoil you and won't hold these things against you, they will always come back to take revenge on you in another form."

"Ah, thank you so much. I've already experienced your burning revenge these past few days."

Hong Li rolled her eyes at Hei Yang, too lazy to pay him any attention.

"It's all your fault anyway."

"It's because you think about those kinds of things all the time that you're making those connections!"

"Nonsense! Are you implying that my brain is full of useless information every day?!"

"Ha, is there anything extra besides waste?"

"You're insulting me!"

"So what if I scold you! Just scold me then!"

"You bastard, go to the underworld and reflect on your actions!"

"Let's all die together, who's afraid of who!"

"Whoever is cowardly is your grandson!"

"What a joke, am I not your father?"

"Wow, I'm giving you face and you're already panting? Take this 'Crushing Melon Fist'!"

"..."

"..."

"Well……"

Xiao Huo slowly imitated his father's broadcast exercises, glancing at his parents who were wrestling again, without moving an inch.

The Yang family's children are used to all sorts of crazy things, so it doesn't matter to them.

This is proof of Mom and Dad's love. Uh, even though Mom is trying to poke Dad's eyes out with her finger, it's proof of love!

Don't be fooled by Dad picking up a brick to fight back; this is also...

Probably, but in short, kids and adults alike should not imitate this!

"Hey, Mom and Dad really don't give Xiao Huo any peace of mind."

Little Fire shook his head like a little adult and continued doing stretching exercises in the sun.

This battle ended with Hongli gaining a slight advantage.

"Heh, Dog Black Sun, this is your 1,654th time losing to me, isn't it?"

Hong Li pressed one hand on Hei Yang's back and the other hand on his arm, using her knee to push him to the ground, her face full of smugness.

"And I've only lost to you 1,648 times, so the difference in wins is already six games."

My win rate is about to break 50%, heading towards 51%. Isn't that embarrassing, Black Sun?

"What are you so smug about!"

Hei Yang struggled defiantly, saying, "I've already let you have your way, but you're getting all smug. If I wanted to, I could crush you in the ground in a heartbeat, believe it or not!"

"Ah, yes, yes, Lord Black Sun is absolutely right!"

Hong Li looked at the stubbornly resisting Hei Yang with a sneer, and couldn't help but say sarcastically, "Lord Hei Yang has been overworked lately, so he's probably not in good condition, which is why he was taken down by us for a moment, right?"

"I'll go to you!"

Hei Yang was greatly alarmed.

"You can't talk nonsense! I'm just bad at the game, not in bad form! I'm in great shape!"

"Tsk tsk, you'd rather admit you're bad than admit you're not in good form, huh? Is it really that serious?"

Hong Li's lips curled up, she leaned forward slightly, and whispered into Hei Yang's ear, "Admit it, having such a cute little Li as your wife..."

There's nothing shameful about it, I understand, honey~~

"Don't even think about it! You're dreaming! I will not yield!"

Hei Yang gritted his teeth and said, "Damn it, it feels like our roles have been reversed after we got married. I should be the one playing the rogue... cough cough!"

"Honey, times have changed."