How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"Ah this..."

A row of black lines appeared on the small flame.

"How big?"

She asked curiously.

"Hmm, probably..."

Hong Li paused, wanting to describe the group standing there dumbfounded, so she coughed twice and made a fingertip gesture: "Maybe, that big?"

Little Fire: "?!!"

"Don't listen to your mother's nonsense."

Hei Yang leaned closer and added, "If we're lucky, we'll only lose a few minutes of our lives."

If we're unlucky, we only have minutes left to live!

Little Fire: "..."

"I will definitely work hard!"

Although Xiao Huo didn't know what had happened, she was still deeply moved.

"It's not as scary as your dad said..."

Hongli rolled her eyes at Heiyang, squatted down, and took Xiaohuo's hand to help her sense the life force in the Nirvana Fire.

"Just do your best. Let Mom help you. Relax. Yes, that's it. Yes, you've got the knack..."

"Is that right?"

"Hey, great, that's it. Stay calm, come on, calm down..."

"Xiao Li, you suddenly look like a mother."

"Shut up, you dog Heiyang! What do you mean 'suddenly'? I've always been fine!"

"Ah, yes, yes..."

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 362 No matter how many times the plan fails, encourage yourself again before falling asleep!

"Yes, yes, that's it! Yes, that's right, great!"

Hong Li watched as the little fire gradually absorbed the life force of the Nirvana Fire and revealed a satisfied smile.

"As expected of my daughter, she has the potential to become an emperor!"

"So what now?"

Hei Yang stood beside Hong Li with dead fish eyes, looking at her daughter Xiao Huo side by side.

"She's reached the second stage of the Nascent Soul realm, Sister Hongli! This trend..."

I think it would be difficult to even get by for two or three years, let alone decades!

"Uh……"

Hong Li's lips twitched, but she forced herself to remain calm and comforted him, "It's alright, it's alright, don't worry. It gets harder as you go on. It's just breaking through from the first realm to the second!"

Seemingly feeling that her argument wasn't convincing enough, Hongli added an example: "Look, it's like an exam."

You can score 20 or 30 points on a test, but it's very difficult to score 80 or 90 points or even a perfect score!

I believe the same principle applies to spiritual practice; it's like rowing against the current—if you don't move forward, you fall behind!

Hongli nodded: "Yes, that's right, that's exactly it!"

If we're careful from now on, and neglect our cultivation, he might even regress in his cultivation level.

Just like my mom always says to me: You're not as good as you were when you were a kid!

My mom said I was such a well-behaved child, but look at me now, I'm getting worse with each passing year!

What does this mean? It means I'm very good at regressing.

"Haha, this is something to be proud of."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "As we all know, when we recall the past, our brains automatically filter out or blur those painful and unpleasant memories, leaving behind a bunch of false memories filtered with a beautiful lens."

"How wonderful it was to be a child! How wonderful it was to be in school! How wonderful it was to be young! How wonderful it was to have my old workplace! How wonderful it was to be before I retired! How wonderful it was to be able to move and jump! How wonderful it was to be able to breathe!"

"Stop, stop, stop! Brother Heiyang, please stop reading!"

Hongli couldn't help but interrupt, "You want to bury me, right?"

"Just tell the truth."

Hei Yang reached out and hugged Hong Li from behind her neck, saying slowly, "Just like us, we love our current lives, but we sometimes miss our childhood."

Thinking back to those innocent, carefree days, with Mom carrying Dad on her back and stuff.

Then my terrifying memory of being chased by my mom with a big broom for several blocks will be automatically filtered out…

"Ah, that's true..."

Hongli revealed her crescent-shaped eyes, glancing somewhat guiltily to the side: "Before, we couldn't even be open about our 'sexy' behavior; it was too difficult..."

"Huh? Now we can do it openly and honestly?!"

Hei Yang was shocked: "I'm a respectable person, I won't play such tricks with you!"

"I'll spend your head, my foot!"

Hongli pinched and twisted Heiyang's waist, saying fiercely, "You know what I mean. I mean we can be together openly and honestly!"

"You bastard, you bastard, all you do is harass respectable women!"

"Ah, yes, yes."

Hei Yang chuckled and said, "Please continue."

"What else do I have to say? Where were we?"

Hongli crossed her arms, leaned against Heiyang, and said calmly, "I don't really agree with your painful memories of being chased by your mother with a broom."

"what?"

Hei Yang was shocked: "So you'd only accept it if I were chased by my mom with a kitchen knife?"

"Oh, no!"

Hong Li said with a grin, "It's a painful memory for you, but I found it quite funny back then, and I clapped my hands with laughter."

Hei Yang: "..."

Hei Yang's eyes shifted slightly upwards as he recalled the scene.

…………

"Ahhhhh, Mom, please stop chasing me! I was wrong, I was wrong! Getting angry will make you get more wrinkles!"

Hei Xiaoyang ran ahead, with his mother in hot pursuit behind.

"You brat, your dad and I were only gone for two days, and when we came back, what did we see?! A doghouse!"

I told you to exercise properly, but you won't. Go to sleep.

I told you to eat on time, but you didn't, and the food went bad!

I told you to remember to clean the yard; there's bird droppings everywhere!

Now you dare to curse your mother to get wrinkles? I bet your butt wants wrinkles too!

"No, wait, how did it become a doghouse? It's only a tiny bit messier than usual. Mom, just how amazing is your perspective?!"

Hei Xiaoyang couldn't help but argue, "And there's bird droppings all over the yard, you should be hunting birds!"

"Mom, why did you hit me? I didn't pull it."

"Huh? What did you say? Say it again for me?"

"Oh, I was wrong, Mom, please stop hitting me..."

"No way, you're going to get this beating today, or you won't learn your lesson. I only let you off the hook last time because I was soft-hearted, and now you're pulling this stunt again!"

"If you can forgive me once, you can forgive me twice, three times, countless times. Try to think more positively!"

"Hei Xiaoyang, no matter how much you talk, it's no use. No one can save you today!"

"Wow, Daddy, come back soon!!!"

If you raise your gaze, you'll see Hei Xiaoyang and Qing Yiyi circling their house again and again.

Occasionally, Qing Yiyi would hide around corners and try to trick Hei Xiaoyang, but the clever and resourceful Hei Xiaoyang would always manage to thwart her. As my dad once said when he was drunk, "The moment I saw my Xiaoyang, I felt that this child had a certain intelligence."

Well, by then Hei Yang already had dead fish eyes, so he should be able to guess how drunk his dad was, cough cough...

If you look further down, you'll see Xiao Li sitting on the steps of Hei Yang's house, eating with relish while watching him get beaten up. She claps her hands with amusement when she sees him get excited, truly deserving of a beating since childhood.

...............

Ah, what wonderful memories.