How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

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Chapter 373 If you're willing, I'll exist forever.

Having successfully gotten lunch at Uncle San's place, Qingyi and the others planned to also get dinner there, to which Uncle San replied that there would be plenty of food.

He said that if anyone went hungry, he would run over and sit at the same table as the horses, but he would give the food to everyone first.

The horses protested, not wanting their third uncle to come and steal their food.

What kind of serious illness could cause a human like you to come here and steal their hay and wheat? You are truly utterly heartless!

According to Qingyi and her friends' plan, they might stay here for another two or three days and not be in a hurry to go home.

After all, they are not children, and they are all family. They don't need Uncle San to be polite and entertaining all the time. They can entertain themselves.

If all else fails, they can also steal snacks from Xiao Yang and Xiao Li. The two of them were starving at the bottom of the cliff before, and now they always carry enough food with them when they go out. Therefore, Qing Yiyi and the others are certain that the bags those two guys are carrying contain a treasure trove of supplies on a scale comparable to a world-class treasure.

Hei Yang Hongli strongly condemned this idea, saying that since they might not be able to get food here, they might as well go home and live there.

They both wanted to go home early to do things adults should do, like having a warm glass of milk and taking a nice nap.

Unfortunately, the protest was rejected and the objections were ineffective; everyone wanted to continue playing here.

The only one who shared the same thoughts as Hei Yang Hongli was Hei Hui.

Although she remained lively under her father's watchful eye, she was still a little reserved and thought about running away as soon as possible to play somewhere else.

Unfortunately, based on the principle of majority rule and children obeying their mothers, Hei Yang Hongli's voice was ultimately ruthlessly suppressed, and she "voluntarily" chose to stay and accompany her mother and the others.

Seeing the two of them no longer daring to move, the mothers were very touched!

However, since she couldn't go home, Hei Yang Hong Li could still find a comfortable place to rest while they chatted.

Finding a clean, flat open space, Hongli took out a mat from her storage bag, unfolded it, and laid it out.

Then another layer of mats, and another, and another...

Hongli gently pressed down on the top blanket to confirm it was thick enough, and then breathed a sigh of relief.

She wiped away imaginary beads of sweat from her forehead, lay back on the bed, and looked at the blue sky and white clouds with a relaxed and carefree expression.

However, it seems that something is still missing...

Hong Li revealed her crescent-shaped eyes, and instinctively reached her arm to the side, only to find nothing.

She sat up, looking bewildered, and stared at the empty space where the black sun should have been, a question mark popping into her head.

Hongli looked to the east and saw that her Heiyang was fiddling with something somewhere and didn't even come over to hug her!

Hongli shouted angrily, "Heiyang! Come here right now!"

"what?"

Hei Yang turned to look at his wife not far away. She patted the empty seat next to her, crossed her arms, and looked at him with a resentful expression.

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang scratched his head, put down what he was holding, and walked over to Hong Li in a few steps, asking in confusion, "What's wrong, Xiao Li?"

"Well……"

Hongli looked at Heiyang with a wronged expression, without saying a word, but simply opened her arms to him.

"Humph!"

"Uh……"

Hei Yang, being sensible, reached out and picked up Hong Li, sat her on the blanket, placed her on his lap, gently patted her back with one hand, and wrapped his other arm around her slender waist, letting her snuggle into his arms. Only then did Hong Li become happy again.

Seeing Hongli's little head nuzzling against his chest, Heiyang simply lay down, changed his position to hold her, and asked helplessly, "What's wrong?"

"What do you mean, what's wrong...?"

Hongli squinted, hugging Heiyang tightly, and mumbled in a soft voice, "I already laid out the blankets, and you didn't even come over, and then you asked me what was wrong..."

"Uh, didn't I say I was going to get something there?"

Hei Yang rubbed Hong Li's little head and chuckled helplessly, "Didn't you say 'oh oh' to mean you understood?"

"Huh, is that so?"

Hongli paused for a moment, then decisively shook her head.

"Never mind, never mind, that's not true. Hei Yang, you're not allowed to run around now. Stay here obediently!"

"Alright, alright, what are your orders, my dear wife?"

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li with amusement. She was still his little Li, but after getting married, she liked to cling to him and act coquettishly more and more. In the end, his good brother had been turned into his wife.

Of course, he still talks back and fights with me as usual, even if he has bad breath.

However, at certain special times, it turns out like this, which Hei Yang calls "pig brain overload"...

Hei Yang calls it the "love brain fully loaded mode." At this time, Hong Li will not only hug him and act coquettishly, but she will also not fight back or talk back when he hits her. It's quite amazing, but Hei Yang would definitely not do that.

After all, petty Li will retaliate, and might even resort to crying, making a scene, or threatening suicide to force Hei Yang to tie himself up so she can bully him at will.

Ha, that little girl is really wicked. Does Hei Yang still remember when he was under the Five Elements Mountain and couldn't move, and Hong Li did whatever she wanted to him?

Back then, they had only just confirmed their relationship, and that's how the kid was. Now that they're married, he's done everything he should and shouldn't have done. Hei Yang doesn't even dare to think about what terrifying methods the other party might use.

It is for this reason that Hei Yang has been refusing Hong Li's request for another "soul exchange".

His intuition told him that if they succeeded, something terrible would happen, something that might leave an unforgettable impression on him...

However, with Hong Li's repeated requests, Hei Yang sensed that he was slowly softening and gradually becoming unable to resist her sweet words.

After all, she was the girl he deeply loved. He couldn't bear to refuse her requests time and time again, and who knew that he might impulsively agree at any moment.

Of course, he has no qualms about refusing unreasonable requests like "Can't you just die?"

Not only did he feel no guilt, but he also felt so angry that he wanted to teach her a lesson.

Of course, sometimes it's Hong Li who takes care of him...

Actually, because they're synchronized, they're a true 50/50 match; if they were to fight, no one knows who would win.

So most of the time, whether he gets the better of Hong Li or Hong Li gets the better of him depends entirely on his ability to adapt to the situation during the fight, plus a bit of luck, like someone suddenly getting a leg cramp or taking a deep breath.

In this situation, they would be severely punished.

Of course, there is another situation: when one party feels guilty, they will obediently give up resistance and accept punishment.

For example, when Hongli was playing with pebbles at the dining table, one of the pebbles landed precisely in Heiyang's bowl.

At this point, the other party would tremble and kneel down, begging for forgiveness from his elderly father.

Or perhaps Hei Yang falsely claims to have issued an imperial edict, telling his parents that Hong Li has volunteered to let them rest today, as she will take care of all the housework.

In this situation, Hei Yang would usually be forced to do housework with a gun pointed at his neck by Hong Li. As the saying goes, it's not that he can't beat her, but he's too scared to fight.

At this point, some of you might be wondering: "If you know you'll be the one who suffers in the end, why do it in the first place?"

Well, about this issue...

The pain Hei Yang endured while being forced to do housework paled in comparison to the joy he felt when he forged an imperial edict to break Hong Li's defenses and enrage her!

Ahem, the answer is simple: you're just asking for trouble and messing with your mindset...

Of course, if you look closely, you'll find that it's essentially because they all know how to keep their pranks on each other within reasonable limits.

Even if there is retaliation afterward, they won't be bullied too badly. When they are crying with guns and swords at their necks, they are actually putting on an act with a lot of feigned frustration.

Because Hei Yang/Hong Li knew that even if he didn't do what Hong Li/Hei Yang asked, the other party wouldn't have the heart to do it.

At most, the breakup would last for half a minute, and that was usually the biggest "revenge" Hei Yang and Hong Li could give each other. Usually, at this point, they would tell each other: I'm really going to get angry, come and coax me, I'm easy to coax.

Ultimately, you'll find that this is still just showing off their love...

Ah, men and women!

"Black Sun~"

Hong Li's voice drifted softly down Hei Yang's collar, carried by the wind.

"Oh, what's wrong, Xiao Li?"

"It's nothing, I just wanted to call out to you and see if you would answer."

"Oh……"

"Black Sun~~"

"I'm here, Xiao Li."

"Black Sun—"

"It's there."

"hey-hey……"