How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"The 'cool' type, when did they add another new design..."

"Never mind that, just ask about what just happened. Isn't it good to have a wife who can keep adding settings?"

Today she's a legal loli, tomorrow she'll be an adorable childhood friend or something...

Hong Li counted on her fingers and said, "Or, on the surface, she's an obedient and adorable charming little wife, but in reality, she's a high and mighty queen at home, and her little servant Hei Yang is being wildly trained or something..."

"Don't add any settings yet, just add the extra weight to your body first."

"You fucking bastard?!"

Hong Li gritted her teeth and punched Hei Yang, saying fiercely, "I'm angry!"

"Ha ha……"

Hei Yang smiled and raised one hand in surrender, saying, "Alright, alright, I surrender. I was wrong, I was wrong. Your Majesty, please don't be angry anymore, okay?"

"Tch, their attitude isn't sincere at all."

Hong Li pursed her lips and ended the topic.

"But then again..."

Hongli curiously poked her little head out and looked at the clump of red soup that Heiyang was stirring in the pot. She couldn't help but ask, "What are you making? It's kind of scary. Did Grandma Meng teach you a trick before she left?"

"Oh right, this is what Grandma Meng taught me. I'm going to force-feed you this soup after I make it, and brainwash you into my shape."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "How about that, scared now?"

"Tch, when have I ever not been your shape?"

Hong Li snorted and said disdainfully, "I've been brainwashed into your shape, would I be afraid of something like this?"

"Damn, as long as you're quick to give away your loot, no one can beat you, right..."

"Hahaha, are you scared now?!"

Hongli laughed three times: "If you're scared, then come over and obediently lick Her Majesty's feet, cough cough..."

"I heard."

The dark sun shone brightly.

"Ahem, well, what happened..."

Hongli blushed slightly and turned her head away.

"You won't even let me dream anymore?!"

"Tsk tsk..."

Hei Yang shook his head with a disdainful look.

"You? A piece of trash who'll beg for mercy in a heartbeat?"

"Wow, who the hell are you cursing at?!"

Hong Li's eyes widened, her hands on her hips, and she warned, "Believe it or not, I'll shove my toes in your mouth while you're sleeping!"

"..."

Hei Yang paused, covered his face with one hand, and said speechlessly, "What kind of monster are you? How can you be so vicious..."

"Hahaha, scared now!"

Hongli was smug again, and no matter why, she was just happy.

"Whether I'm afraid or not."

Hei Yang shook his head and didn't say anything more.

"what?"

Hongli's eyes widened: "What do you mean? You're not giving me face, are you? You just said I was vicious, but now you're not afraid anymore? Then all that scolding was for nothing!"

"Hmm, very clear thinking, a smart girl."

Hei Yang nodded and casually said, "It's simple. Since you want to prank me while I'm sleeping, I'll just have to make sure you don't have time to sleep."

"Huh...?"

Hongli's expression froze, her eyes narrowed into tiny dots, and her lips twitched as she said, "That kind of thing... isn't good, is it? Hehehe, Heiyang, don't do things that are bad for your health, it'll break my heart..."

"Hehehe..."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes, pointed to the pot, and asked, "I remember you're also a master alchemist, why don't you see what I'm doing?"

"uh-huh?"

Hong Li frowned, her almost long-dormant knowledge suddenly unlocked, as she searched for the appearance of the red soup before her.

"Hint: Sunflower has been added..."

Hei Yang said casually.

"Hmm...sunflower..."

Hongli tilted her head and continued to recall her memories until she stopped at a certain point and stared wide-eyed.

"Oh no, no way..."

"Judging from your tone, you must have found the right answer."

Hei Yang continued stirring the pot clockwise, casually saying, "Now you don't have to worry about Hei Yang hurting his body, right?"

"You fucking, I fucking, you, I..."

Hongli's eyelids twitched wildly, and she tearfully lowered her head, saying, "Brother Heiyang, I was wrong, okay? Waaah, please stop using your supernatural powers!"

"Yeah."

Hei Yang grinned and said, "Give me a bow."

"Climb, climb, crawl!"

Hongli smacked Heiyang on the head with her elbow and said fiercely, "Was that a loud smack, Brother Heiyang? If it's not enough, I'll do it again!"

"Ha ha……"

Hei Yang stretched, pulled out a large ladle, grabbed a large pot lid from the side, tightly covered the pot, turned to look at Hong Li beside him, and stared at her with dead fish eyes, saying in a low voice, "Want to fight, you brat?"

"Aba aba, I don't understand, I don't understand what Hei Yang is saying!"

"..."

Seeing Hong Li cower in fear, a black line appeared on Hei Yang's forehead.

She's bad at games but loves to play, cowardly but also pretentious—this girl really deserves a good beating…

But what can he do? She's his wife, so he spoils her.

Hei Yang sighed, reached out and patted Hong Li's head, explaining, "Don't overthink it. I was just kidding. This thing isn't for me; it's for some dim-witted guy..."

"Uh, you mean..."

Hongli blinked and looked at Heiyang.

"That guy from Malaysia..."

Hei Yang patted the dirt off the chair, sat down with Hong Li in his arms, and sighed, "To prevent it from dying young in two or three years, I have to find a way to nourish it. Otherwise, tsk tsk, that's why I always say things like, things that are addictive usually end up harming people..."

"Then, what if you become addicted to my love for Heiyang?"

"Just wait patiently for me to get you."

"Oh……"

Hongli rolled her eyes, stretched in Heiyang's arms, and said quietly, "Stop spouting those famous quotes with common prefixes. Tell me what's going on. I'm curious."

"What else could it be? This soup is usually made to treat that kind of condition. I just adjusted the dosage of the herbs based on the patient's physical data. It's nothing serious..."

Hei Yang shrugged and complained, "Don't take on a job you're not qualified for. Without Hei Yang's strong body, how could it dare to do it!"

"whispering sound……"

"What the hell?"

Hei Yang revealed his dead fish eyes and said unhappily, "Isn't Hei Yang strong?"

"Ah, strong, strong, okay?"

"Perfunctory."

"Ah! My husband! Your strong physique, oh, hahaha, I can't go on, hahaha..."

"Hey, that's really rude to burst out laughing."

Hei Yang sighed, looked at the large pot, and casually said, "You know, this thing should normally be made with an alchemy furnace, but we didn't bring our alchemy furnace from the basement, so I went to my third uncle and borrowed a large pot from him to clean it up and make it."

Fortunately, I brought a lot of materials, and most of them were common ones. Plus, with my superb skills, I managed to make this thing look like an alchemy furnace…

"Ha, that's too modest."

Hong Li said leisurely, "It's produced the effect of a pill refining furnace? It's even better than a pill refining furnace!"

"really!"

Hei Yang chuckled and nodded in agreement.