How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Did Mom look down on me, Hongli, as some kind of parasite?!

"Isn't that so..."

Lan Yuying asked bluntly, "Little Hongli, who gave you the illusion that you're not a little parasite?"

Hongli: "???"

"Fake, fabricated, slanderous, defamatory!"

Hongli couldn't help but shout in rebuttal, "She often cooks for Heiyang, okay?!"

"Mom, don't you believe me? I'll prove it to you right now!"

Hong Li took a deep breath, sensed the location of Hei Yang, turned her head and took a step.

“I went to Heiyang to comb my hair, and then I massaged his back for half an hour to show that my husband and I respect each other, live in harmony, make progress together, and support each other.”

"Hey, wait a minute, let's not talk about anything else yet..."

Lan Yuying couldn't help but shout, "Remember to wash your face and wet your hair, otherwise it will be hard to comb and a real hassle!"

"Don't worry, Mom. This isn't the first time Heiyang has done this job."

Hongli waved her hand, scooped up the water mirror that was suspended in the air, and slapped it onto her face.

"Paji"

"Pfft...ahhhhhh..."

Hongli shook her head, yawned, raised her hand, and without turning around, gave her mother a thumbs-up.

"Alright, you're more energetic now!"

"This child..."

Lan Yuying sighed.

"How can this be a cause for worry..."

Honestly, even though her children are all grown up and have their own families, she's still worrying about them all the time. She's destined to be a workaholic!

"However, I'm happy and willing!"

Lan Yuying smiled, swayed her braid, casually combed it, and walked sideways into the house with Ge'er.

...............

"This, this, and this, paired with this..."

Beside the frail-looking horse, Hei Yang pointed to a large bag of medicine, introducing each one to it and instructing it on precautions for taking it.

"You can swallow it all at once, or if it feels dry, you can have some water..."

Hei Yang said with a serious face: "Eat after meals, once in the morning and once in the evening. Don't get too close to that girl, Xiao Ma, during this period."

If you don't feel any improvement after a week, notify me using the communication stone. I taught you how to use it, right?

"Hiss! Hiss!"

Da Ma nodded repeatedly. It would, it would remember, it would definitely follow the doctor's orders.

Dr. Black Sun, you must cure it! It doesn't want to go back to its numb life where it has no interest in anything!

I could have endured the darkness if I had never seen the light — Malaysian emo.

"Yes, don't worry, as long as you strictly follow what I tell you, there will be absolutely no problem."

Hei Yang gently patted the horse's back, accidentally causing the frail creature to stumble.

"you……"

A black line appeared above Hei Yang's head.

"Um, double the dosage I mentioned earlier, but keep the number of doses the same."

"hiss???"

The Malaysian was completely bewildered. "Wait, the dosage has doubled? Doctor, is there any hope for him?"

"It's alright, it's alright. I could have brought you back to life even if you had died before..."

Hei Yang paused, then said seriously, "But that's no excuse for not respecting and cherishing life. Just treat this moment as the only life you have!"

"Hiss!"

The horse nodded repeatedly, indicating that it knew.

It had already worked so hard to raise the favorability of the little pony girl on this account, and it wouldn't want to start a new game again!

"Yes, it's good that you know..."

Hei Yang nodded, wanting to say something more, when suddenly he raised an eyebrow, turned his head to look into the distance, and saw Hong Li waving at him from there.

"Okay, that's settled then. I'll be going now."

Hei Yang waved goodbye to Da Ma directly.

"I'm going to be with my wife."

"Hissing sound—"

The horse raised one of its front hooves to wave goodbye to the black sun, while neighing loudly, meaning: You too should remember to exercise restraint!

"..."

The dark sun in the distance suddenly stumbled and almost fell flat on its face.

Malaysia: "..."

Da Ma blinked, lowered his head, bit the bag of medicine, tossed it onto his back, and turned to run away!

.........

"This guy, he walks pretty fast..."

Hei Yang turned his head and saw Da Ma's figure disappear into the green grass in the distance. He snorted and showed a displeased expression.

"Hmph, I'm a Nascent Soul cultivator! A Nascent Soul cultivator, you know, full of energy!"

"Hey! What do you mean by 'full of energy'? What do you mean by 'full of energy'!"

Hongli skipped over happily, patted Heiyang, put her hands behind her back, leaned forward slightly, looked up at Heiyang, and chuckled, "Good morning, honey! You're up so early!"

"Hmm, my mom dragged me out of bed, of course I'm early..."

Hei Yang pursed his lips, looked at Hong Li, and couldn't help but feel indignant on his own behalf.

"Damn it, why didn't I drag you along, you brat!"

"hey-hey……"

Hong Li chuckled and didn't reply. She loved seeing Hei Yang dislike her but had no reason to hit her.

"call……"

He let out a long breath and glanced at Hong Li. He saw that the girl's face was still wet, her bangs were stuck to her forehead, and her hair on her head was still messy. He immediately understood what she was going to do.

"so……"

Hei Yang took out a comb from his body and pointed it at Hong Li: "Turn around."

"Hehe, okay!"

Hongli obediently turned around, allowing Heiyang to begin his work on her head.

In Hongli's words, "Heiyang, you like long hair, but I have long hair, so you have to take responsibility."

Hei Yang didn't seem to mind this at all.

For no other reason than that he likes to dress his wife up beautifully, and this isn't just what's shown on screen, hehe...

"But then again..."

While combing Hongli's hair, Heiyang complained, "Did you get blown up by a bomb?! I saw your head bobbing around the whole time you were sleeping..."

"Well, what can I do?"

Hongli pouted: "Isn't it because I'm used to sleeping in my own bed at home?"

There should have been a small pillow to cushion the spot where I was arching, but there wasn't one..."

"It's not all your fault!"

Hongli snorted and questioned, "Didn't I tell you to carry me back to your room when you went to sleep? What happened?"

"So I didn't go back to my room to sleep either."

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang's reasoning was impeccable, leaving Hong Li stunned and unable to think of any rebuttal for a moment.

"No, no!"

Hongli shook her head in annoyance and said angrily, "That's the vast grassland outside! What if a grassland wolf flies over and snatches me away?"

"I'll bring you back, okay?"

Hei Yang answered casually.