How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

The door to the house was pushed open, and a petite figure rushed into the house.

"Ah! Home! My dear, warm home! I've finally seen you again!"

Hong Li collapsed onto the sofa in the living room, her body going limp and limp.

She gently turned over, facing upwards, her hands clasped over her chest, her expression serene and beautiful, as if she had passed away peacefully.

If Hongli's face weren't so rosy, Heiyang really intended to cover it with a cloth and lament that beautiful women have always had tragic fates.

However, considering that Hongli might get so angry that she jumps up and strangles him to commit suicide, Heiyang chooses to let Hongli go and let her live.

Heh, Cricket Hongli, let's spare her this time since she still has some use!

"Hey, I said."

Hei Yang walked to the back of the sofa, put his arms on it, and peeked out with dead fish eyes at Sleeping Beauty.

"Sleeping or resting on the sofa for a long time can damage your back!"

"Ugh, ugh..."

Hongli made an unintelligible sound from her throat, her small mouth opening and closing slightly a few times before she responded weakly after a long while.

"What? It's like saying that if I go back to my bedroom and rest in bed, my back won't get hurt. That's enough, that's enough..."

"It feels like there's something hidden in your words..."

Hei Yang muttered something under his breath, waved his hand, and walked towards the bedroom.

"Then you can stay in the living room, I'm going to rest in bed."

Perfect, without you I could roll around and stuff..."

"stop!"

Hongli called out to Heiyang.

"uh-huh?"

Hei Yang turned his head, his face full of disdain.

"What's wrong, you good-for-nothing?"

"Wow!"

Hongli opened her eyes and looked at Heiyang, crying out in grievance, "Heiyang, don't you have any conscience?!"

Seeing that I'm so tired I can't walk anymore, aren't you going to carry me inside? How awful!

"Look at what you're saying..."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes and pointed to his chest.

"How about I put a frame around my neck and hang it on my chest, then stuff you inside?"

From now on, you won't have to walk by yourself anymore; I'll take you wherever I go.

"Ah, um..."

Hong Li paused for a moment, a thoughtful expression on her face, and then nodded emphatically.

"That makes sense! Let's do it that way!"

"Fuck you, you big jerk!"

Hei Yang cursed back, then said speechlessly, "Get up and come back to the room with me."

"do not want!"

Hongli gave a soft snort and turned her head away.

"You have to take me in; I have no strength left!"

"You seem to have a lot of strength when you speak."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes, looked at Hong Li who was waiting for him to come and hug her, and suddenly a smile appeared on his lips.

He rummaged through his storage bag and took out another bag. The colorful burlap sack he had opened earlier had only ever contained Hong Li!

However, after thinking for a moment, Hei Yang took out a Poké Ball.

Yes, it's also used to imprison people. Hong Li used it to lock Hei Yang in before, but Hei Yang took it and played with it.

Hei Yang looked at the sack in his left hand, then at the Poké Ball in his right hand, thought for a moment, and then tossed the Poké Ball into his right hand.

"what!"

It hit Hongli's little head precisely, and after hearing her scream, she was captured into her Poké Ball without any resistance.

Yeah, the ball didn't even wobble; this girl really doesn't want to use any strength at all.

Hei Yang picked up the Poké Ball, shoved it into his shirt pocket, hummed a tune, unlocked the bedroom door, and casually tossed the Poké Ball onto the bed.

"click"

A flash of red light appeared, and the miniature Red Glass let out a weak "ahh" and sank into the soft bed.

Hei Yang hung his coat on the hanger and walked to the bedside.

He gently poked the miniature version of Hong Li with his index finger, and the latter instantly returned to its original size.

"You hate it!"

A sweet blush rose to Hongli's face.

"You filthy scoundrel who laid a hand on me!"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang coughed and said, "It's not a big problem!"

"whispering sound……"

Hongli pouted, about to say something, when she suddenly felt her legs being lifted up. Her heart skipped a beat, and she quickly cried out, "Hey, hey, hey, no! Ah, help, help, help, help me!"

"What are you yelling about?"

Hei Yang helped Hong Li take off her shoes and said with a speechless expression, "Don't move!"

"Just move, just move, huh?"

Hongli paused for a moment, then muttered, "It's just taking off my shoes..."

"Hmm? What else?"

Hei Yang rolled his eyes and threw Hong Li's two shoes off the bed.

"You still want to wear shoes? Go ahead and kick me when you get on the bed!"

"Ah ha ha……"

Hongli chuckled twice, but didn't dare to say anything.

"Well……"

Hei Yang glanced at the remaining white socks on Hong Li's feet, paused, and then casually pulled them off as well. Seeing her two delicate, translucent white feet revealed, he nodded in satisfaction.

"I'm such a good husband who takes good care of his wife."

Hei Yang sighed a few times, then lay back and rolled over to Hong Li's side.

He reached out and pulled her into his arms, gave her a big kiss on the cheek, and closed his eyes, becoming just as peaceful.

"But then again..."

Suddenly, Hei Yang seemed to remember something and spoke softly.

"Have we forgotten something?"

"what?"

Hong Li's eyelashes fluttered, she gently opened her eyes, wiped the drool from her face, turned over to face Hei Yang, and looked at him, asking, "Forgot what?"

"Ah, that's right..."

Hei Yang muttered, "Didn't you say you were going to call Elder Huo Le and the others to see what was going on and why the earthquakes started again?"

"Ah, this kind of thing..."

Hong Li yawned lightly, her eyes glistening with moisture, and said nonchalantly, "I've thought about it again, and it might just be a minor tremor."

If we trouble Elder Huo Le with something like this today, then shouldn't we ask Elder Huo Le about the weather forecast, temperature, and clothing recommendations for the next few days tomorrow?

"What a great weather forecast!"

Hei Yang agreed, patted Hong Li on the back, and shook his head, saying, "Then I'll listen to you, my dear wife!"

"Hmm, Hei Yang, you've suddenly become so well-behaved, I'm almost embarrassed. It's obvious I've spoiled you too much."

Hong Li smiled helplessly, stretched lazily, reached for the communication stone from the bedside, dialed Elder Huo Le's number, and handed it to Hei Yang: "Here."

"what?"

Hei Yang was completely puzzled.

"Take it."

"Oh."