How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"puff……"

Hei Yang was lucky he hadn't drunk any water, or he would have spat it out. Pointing at Hong Li's strange movements, he couldn't help but laugh, "Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter! What, no, what are you doing? Hahahaha..."

"Hey, what's so funny?"

Hongli angrily questioned, "Not charming and alluring? Not captivating and alluring? Not mature and sexy?"

"Touching, touching, dazzling, okay..."

Hei Yang couldn't help but smile, stepped forward and patted Hong Li's head, laughing happily, "My assessment is that you can only be mature and sexy in specific situations."

If you're going to put on airs, Ms. Hong, forgive my bluntness, but you really don't have that talent, hahaha..."

"hateful!"

Hong Li looked up with a "fierce" expression and slapped Hei Yang's hand away.

"You can't be so mean! Dog Black Sun isn't cooperating with me, so you're not allowed to touch my head anymore!"

"Just touch it, just touch it..."

Hei Yang used both hands to ruffle Hong Li's hair.

"Look at me, I'm giving a thumbs up and refusing to fight again..."

"Aaaaaah, Black Sun, die!"

Hong Li suddenly pulled Hei Yang over and pinned him down, then retaliated by aiming her hands at Hei Yang's head.

"It's my turn to get it back! Huff huff huff!"

"Don't even think about it! Watch me turn the tables!"

"I wanted to! But my counterattack failed!"

"Uh ah ah!"

"Drink up, hahaha!"

"Mom and Dad, where are you?"

The sound of a small fire came from the living room.

"Strange, this should be breakfast..."

"Ah, it's coming!"

"Come here!"

Hei Yang Hong Li, who was wrestling with him, quickly replied, turning her head to look at the other person and couldn't help but chuckle.

"Alright, alright, get up now, eat your food before you start fooling around."

"Hmm, I only got up after Hei Yang dressed me."

"Stop messing around, what's wrong with you!"

"Go ahead and make a scene, are you going to listen to me or not?!"

"Okay, okay, raise your arm..."

"Hahaha, stop tickling me, hahaha..."

...............

"Well……"

At the dining table, Hei Yang carefully examined the pills being refined over a low flame, his face serious.

"It definitely looks like a Life-Giving Pill..."

"Haha, right, right!"

While eating the xiaolongbao, Xiao Huo said with a grin, "I guess I passed!"

"Hmm, I'm not quite sure..."

Hei Yang turned to the side and asked, "Xiao Li, what do you think?"

"What am I looking at? There's a bottle in between, oh, slurp slurp..."

Hongli waved her hand: "Don't talk while eating. I'll help you check after I finish eating..."

"That's true, Little Fire, can Daddy open the bottle and check it?"

"Go ahead and check, a small fire is nothing to worry about!"

"Okay, um, um, indeed, not bad..."

Hei Yang held the pills in his hand, his furrowed brows relaxing. He put the ones he had taken out into another bottle, covered the bottle containing the remaining pills, and then smiled and said, "I hereby declare that Little Fire's Nirvana Fire cultivation is qualified, and the score is excellent!"

"Great!!!"

After resolving the testing issues with the small fire, the Hei Yang family enjoyed a delicious breakfast.

However, while Hei Yang and Hong Li were playing rock-paper-scissors and washing dishes, two more little ones, Hei Hui and Hong Qiao, came to visit, saying they wanted to learn about the Five Elements Sect so they could make preparations in advance...

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 384 The sun always rises in the east, but the wind comes from all directions at will.

"What's there to know? It's just the Five Elements Sect's tiny territory!"

Hongli lay sprawled on the living room sofa, her bare feet dangling back and forth.

If other guests come, she will definitely try to act like a virtuous wife, good mother, and lady.

As for his two younger cousins, Hei Hui and Hong Qiao, well, everyone knows what kind of people they are, so there's no need for so much unnecessary talk among family.

While Hei Yang was diligently working on a bag of peanuts, Xiao Huo and Hei Hui were whispering amongst themselves.

Only Hong Qiao looked serious, sincerely asking her cousin for advice.

She had already made up her mind that she would go to the Five Elements Sect with Hei Hui to further her cultivation in the spring. However, she was still a little unsure of herself, afraid that there might be something she should know but didn't.

After thinking it over, she still took Hei Hui to her cousin's house to ask Hong Li for advice on this issue.

If there's anyone among her acquaintances who understands the Five Elements Sect best, it would be her cousin, who became the sect leader after only a year. She has an absolutely top-notch understanding of the Five Elements Sect.

She now hopes her cousin can give her a beginner's guide so she can follow it. She doesn't expect to become a sect leader after completing the game; she just hopes that newbies can avoid some pitfalls when starting out.

As for her cousin's question, Hongli really didn't know what to say.

"Really, I'm not lying to you. You don't need to prepare anything unnecessary. When you get there, you'll naturally know what you need to know."

Hongli rested her head on one hand and casually said, "I was lucky back then. I was introduced to the game by my aunt, who is a veteran player, so I didn't know about any pitfalls."

When you get there, they will give you some things, such as a manual of sect rules and some cultivation secrets.

You really need to study this cultivation manual carefully. Your older sister learned this the hard way because she didn't, which indirectly led to the tragic demise of all my comic books.

"Etc., etc……"

Hong Qiao couldn't help but ask, "What does not reading the cultivation manual have to do with... uh, comic books, and its innocent and tragic death?"

"That's a huge deal, if it were me..."

Hong Li started to speak, then sighed and waved her hand, saying, "Never mind, it's a long story, I'm too lazy to go into it. I just want to tell you to read the cultivation manual carefully, so you don't end up like me with your meridians all over the place..."

After all, my meridians can return, but your life is gone forever…

"Uh……"

Hong Qiao stared blankly at the pen and notebook in her hand, unsure of what to write down.

My sister is talking nonsense again. It's already quite an achievement if she can understand one out of three sentences.

Fortunately, based on years of experience in communication, Hong Qiao was still able to discern a few stark words between the lines: Remember to preview!

"As for that rulebook, flip to the section on welfare and take a close look, then read the rest slowly."

Hong Li continued, "I never finished reading that stuff until I graduated from the sect, but Xiao Yun finished reading and memorized it a few days ago. She's really from a different world than me."

Just remember, don't bully men or women, cheat, swindle, or steal. Generally, nothing will happen.

If you have any questions, you can ask your senior brothers, sisters, elder brothers, or teachers.

Aside from the fact that they try to get you to sign up for a membership card, they are generally very reliable.

If you encounter someone bullying you, remember to tell me. Don't keep it to yourself. What if you get upset and go astray while practicing your cultivation? Right?

And another thing, the free meals in the cafeteria are really not as good as the ones you buy, so don't mistreat yourself...

"Rules and Regulations Handbook, Cafeteria..."

Hong Qiao kept noting down the keywords one by one, nodding as she listened.

"Will I have a little flamingo egg then?"

"Hmm, this is how our Hong family goes to the Fire Department."

Hong Li extended a finger and said leisurely, "However, you can also choose to apply for a transfer, which I only found out later."

Because young people's views on marriage have become more liberal in recent years, the attributes that the Five Colors Family excels at may also change...

Of course, the baby flamingo eggs are selected randomly, and you don't know what kind of child you will have.