How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

I'm telling you, your parents are here right now, believe it or not, I'll tell them you bullied me!

"Whoever tattles is a little dog!"

Hong Li gave a dead fish-like look and said unhappily, "Don't you have any manners? You're always complaining."

"You have to drag our parents into our business. Are you a child?"

"Does tattling make you a dog?"

Hei Yang raised an eyebrow, looking completely indifferent.

"Anyway, you usually bark 'Black Sun, Black Sun' quite enthusiastically. It's just being a dog, I'm good at that!"

"Grass."

Hongli couldn't help but cover her face with one hand and clasp her hands together, pleading, "I know, I know, birthday star, please stop your supernatural powers!"

It's your birthday today! How about I grant you permission to be a human for a day?

So let's do something decent, okay?

"Heh, it's good that you know."

Hei Yang snorted and said smugly, "On my birthday, you should be prepared to be a lowly Hong Li!"

"You can't fight back when we hit you, and you can't talk back when we curse you, understand?"

"what?"

A question mark popped out of Hong Li's head as she bent down and presented her face to Hei Yang.

"You want to hit me, huh? Come on, birthday star, Lord Heiyang, husband Heiyang, humble Xiaoli is bringing her face closer, quickly slap her hard!"

"Ah."

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li with an expression that said, "Try hitting me if you dare," and snorted disdainfully.

Hei Yang raised his hand and reached out to Hong Li, pressing both hands against the sides of Hong Li's head and pulling her towards himself: "mua!"

"Um?!!"

Hongli's eyes widened, and she patted Heiyang's shoulder several times before Heiyang let go.

"Hooah..."

Hongli took two steps back, caught her breath, wiped her mouth with the back of her hand, and looked at Heiyang with a blush on her face.

"What are you doing! What are you doing! Can't you be serious!"

We're not even at home, Mom and Dad are here, what if someone sees us!

"When you see me, you'll say it was you who initiated it."

Hei Yang put on a comical expression, looked at Hong Li, and chuckled, "Don't say it wasn't you; you were the one who offered your face up."

"Hey, hey, don't try to change the cause and effect!"

Hongli's eyes widened, and she tapped the table with her fingers, saying, "I offered you my face, not so you could do *that* to me. I clearly wanted you to, uh..."

"How about it."

Hei Yang smiled smugly, feeling fearless.

"Keep talking, keep talking!"

Then you can tell your parents that you offered your face not for *that* purpose, but so I'd slap you. Go ahead and say that!

Hongli: "..."

If she really said that, not only would she not be able to explain herself clearly, but she would also get a good scolding from her parents.

What are you doing? Bullying Xiaoyang! You know Xiaoyang won't hit you, yet you still tease him like this!

Exactly! How could our daughter do this? Isn't she bullying honest Yang?

Hongli: "..."

If she said that, the conversation above would definitely happen, and she would suffer a huge loss.

"Then I'll explain the whole story to them!"

Hongli glared fiercely at Heiyang.

"Even if I die, I'll accept it, as long as I bring you, you little thief, to justice!"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang remained silent, revealing his crescent-shaped eyes.

"That's the same as dying in a social accident, why do you have to explain? Just to hurt others without benefiting yourself!"

"Of course! That's what makes it seem like we're both in the same boat, sharing both glory and ruin."

Hongli clenched her little fists and waved them around, saying with a huff, "It's like when you become an enemy of the world, I'll follow you and fight the world too."

"Etc., etc!"

Hei Yang glared at Hong Li.

"What nonsense are you talking about? I'm living a perfectly good and happy life, why should I be at odds with the world?"

"I'll help you!"

"climb!"

Hei Yang patted Hong Li on the head and snorted, "Once you become an enemy of the world, I'll directly pledge allegiance to the world and then capture you and bring you back to my mansion..."

"Damn it, don't be so disloyal!"

Hongli couldn't help but complain, "The plot of a book I read a few days ago was just like this!"

In the end, the male and female leads joined forces to fight against the world—it was so touching!

"and after?"

Hei Yang asked curiously, "What was the result?"

"Later, the two of them sent it together."

Hei Yang: "Damn it."

Hei Yang covered his face with one hand, speechless, and said, "So you want to send it?"

"I don't want to!"

"Then you're saying that! You'd better read less of those anti-humanity books in the future!"

Hei Yang rolled his eyes at Hong Li and said unhappily, "It's my birthday today, and you're sending these back and forth like this, you're really something!"

"It's not necessarily anti-humanity, after all, not every world is as kind and friendly as our old man here..."

After a pause, Hongli added, "Oh, that doesn't count when you and Lazy weren't officially naturalized!"

"Nonsense, I don't admit it."

Hei Yang snorted softly, deceiving himself.

"I'm sure I was a member of the Soaring Realm five hundred years ago, a member of the Five Colors Family with impeccable lineage."

I'm warning you, Hongli, don't talk nonsense! You know, loose lips sink ships!

"Okay, okay, I know, I know."

Hongli couldn't help but laugh when she saw Heiyang's expression. She waved her hand and said cheerfully, "Alright, alright, I really can't do anything with you, really!"

I'm preparing a few dishes for you in the kitchen, just to surprise you!

Hey, so you've been coming here to peek all this time!

Hey, you've been peeking so much, what if you don't get any surprises? Then all my careful preparations will have been for nothing.

Oh dear, although I know you were worried that I wouldn't cook well and would blow up the kitchen again like before, that's why you were peeking at me to show your concern.

But don't worry, I've already mastered the art of cooking!

Doing this kind of thing is a piece of cake, okay? That's called mastering one method and becoming proficient in all!

Hong Li chuckled, gave Hei Yang a thumbs-up, and assured him, "Don't worry, don't worry, there won't be any problems!"

"Oh, is it possible that I wasn't spying on you because I was concerned about you?"

Hei Yang cautiously probed, "Is it possible that I just want to know which dishes you made, so I can avoid any bad choices when we eat here... cough cough..."

I was just kidding, Xiao Li, why are your eyes red?

"Of course I peeked because I cared about you. Is there any need to doubt that?"

"Heh, you're Black Sun, this kind of thing sounds like something you'd be capable of..."

Hong Li rolled her eyes at Hei Yang, waved her hand, and turned to walk towards the kitchen.

"Alright, alright, I'm going back to cooking for you now. Just wait and enjoy it."

You can go outside for a walk, as long as you don't go near the kitchen, it's up to you! See you later!

"Ow."

Hei Yang watched as Hong Li tightly closed the kitchen door. It sounded as if she had blocked the doorway.