How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"Tch, if you don't want to lend it, then don't lend it. Why be so fierce?"

Damn it, is this all the friendship we have?

This is how someone I've only known for ten months and have never even met treated me.

I was so angry I was trembling all over, and tears kept flowing down my face…

"What the hell? We've only known each other for ten months, and we've never even met in person..."

Yao Qingkong said speechlessly, "No matter how you look at it, there's no way anyone would lend out their own child!"

"Who said that?"

Hongli turned her head and gave an example with a resentful look: "I remember when I was eight years old, my mother asked my mother-in-law to lend Heiyang to our house so I could play with it for a week!"

Yao Qingkong: "???"

"Okay, okay, actually I'm sick and I don't have the energy to play with him."

Hongli revealed her crescent-shaped eyes: "Then my mother-in-law let him come to my house and stay with me for a week, hehe."

"Wow."

Xingyun's eyes lit up as she said, "That's great! I never had such good friends to play with when I was little!"

"Uh……"

Yao Qingkong's lips twitched slightly, and she couldn't help but say, "Why do I feel like the two of you have been a little too close since you were little?"

"nonsense."

Hongli snorted and rebuked, "Back then, it really was just pure friendship, okay?"

What do kids know? It's all because of dirty adults looking at things with dirty eyes and prejudice, making a big fuss over the smallest things.

"Hmph, this has had an extremely negative impact on children and teenagers!"

"Look at Xiaoyun."

Hongli pointed at Xingyun, then looked at Yao Qingkong, and snorted, "Why is Xiaoyun's reaction different from yours?"

Because your heart isn't as pure as theirs, that's why you think that way!

"And yet, you'll still be teaching children in the future!"

Hongli continued her attack, coldly snorting, "When the time comes, you'll make a big deal out of nothing the other child does, scaring the child so much."

Being afraid to do this or that will definitely have a very negative impact on a child's mental health!

It's because of adults like you that children's pure and innocent eyes are becoming increasingly clouded!

"Ah this..."

Yao Qingkong was speechless and lowered his head in shame.

"I've learned my lesson. I'm sorry, you're right. My kind of thinking definitely won't teach children well; it will only have a negative impact..."

"Right, right, it's good that you know."

Hongli gave a soft hum, tilted her head back, and stretched out her hand.

"So remember to lend me your child, I'll take care of him for a few days!"

Yao Qingkong: "No."

Hongli: "!!!"

"I'm shivering with cold, I'm shivering with cold..."

Hongli squatted back down in the corner.

"Hey, why are you staring at other people's kids? Are you Huo Le?"

Yao Qingkong couldn't help but complain, "If you want a child, have one yourself. It's not like we don't have men."

"Hmm, so Elder Huo Le has become an adjective now..." Xingyun said thoughtfully.

"Huh? My house already has a small fire going on, okay?"

Hong Li teleported back to the small stool by the bed, propped her chin on her hand, and said with dead fish eyes, "Why bother having more children? Not all children are as cute and obedient as Xiao Huo."

"What if a monster is born that inherits both my and Black Yang's personalities? That would be terrible..."

As Hongli spoke, she couldn't help but shudder, imagining her own flaws combined with Heiyang's flaws, and then merging them together...

Hiss, she's even scared of herself joining forces with Hei Yang!

"You know that too..."

Yao Qingkong rolled her eyes, and couldn't help but laugh at Hong Li's frightened look.

"But then again..."

Yao Qingkong shifted his body closer to Hong Li, teasingly asking, "Are you afraid of the children you give birth to, or are you afraid of giving birth?"

"Uh……"

Hongli's eyes narrowed, and she muttered under her breath, "What do you mean by this...?"

"Oh ho?"

Yao Qingkong raised an eyebrow and curled his lips into a smile, revealing an expression that infuriated Li.

"I get it, hehehe..."

"No, what do you know? You know!"

Hongli subconsciously turned her head to look at Xingyun, and seeing that the other party had no reaction, she breathed a sigh of relief and said in a low voice, "I'm warning you, don't talk nonsense!"

If someone hears this and it damages my reputation, I'll just... I'll just...

"Just what?"

Yao Qingkong, looking completely unconcerned, laughed and said, "Hmm? What are you going to say directly? Are you going to bully us orphans and widows?"

Hongli: "???"

"Hey, don't think I won't touch you just because you're not able to move around right now!"

Hong Li gritted her teeth and said, "If you make me angry, I'll... I'll just take the fruit I gave you away, hmph!!!"

"Pfft, hahaha..."

Yao Qingkong couldn't help but clutch her stomach, waving her hands and begging for mercy, "Alright, alright, Xiao Li, please stop making me laugh, or my stomach will hurt from laughing so much, haha!"

Hongli: "..."

"Ahem, alright, alright, let's not talk about that anymore, let's talk about something else..."

Yao Qingkong waved his hand and laughed, "Can we talk about something else?"

"uh-huh?"

Hong Li looked at Yao Qingkong and asked, "What else should we talk about?"

"Um……"

Yao Qingkong thought for a moment, then gently moved Hongli's head closer and whispered, "You two are already married, right?"

"nonsense."

Hongli rolled her eyes and couldn't help but say, "Our wedding was quite a big event, wasn't it? You were there, after all."

"Hey, we just left early."

Yao Qingkong laughed and said, "After you all raised your glasses in a toast, they started serving the dishes. We divided the dishes among the table and took them home."

"Alas!"

Hongli said with a look of disdain, "You guys really know how to manage your time. You don't even want to stay a little longer, do you!"

"Ahem, this is all Zisheng's fault, it was his idea..."

Yao Qingkong chuckled awkwardly, "He was just worried that something might happen to me, since he's quite sensitive about my pregnancy."

"Tch tch tch, isn't our home safer than this wretched place of yours?"

Hong Li snorted softly, "Just telling the truth."

Even Grandma Meng, surnamed Liu, was there at the time; she could have been brought back to life even if she had died.

"Oh dear, we've already been there."

Yao Qingkong said with an embarrassed look, "And I even gave a gift, so the thought was there."

"Hmm, speaking of gift-giving, I just remembered something."

I remember we didn't include this part in our initial plan.

I don't know why, but everyone brought a lot of gifts..."

Hongli said softly, "I was afraid of delaying people's meals, so I had to accept them first, but later I returned them all..."

"You left early, and we couldn't find anyone to return to, so we had no choice but to dump it in our warehouse."

"Oh, is that so...?"

Yao Qingkong revealed her crescent-shaped eyes and muttered under her breath, "Couldn't you have just shipped it back to us for free?"