How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Chapter 406

"call!"

Seeing Hei Yang's response, Hong Li breathed a sigh of relief. Before she could even catch her breath, a hand was placed on her shoulder.

"Hey, Xiao Li!"

Hei Yang put one arm around Hong Li's slender waist and pulled her into his arms, saying affectionately, "It's been so long since we last met, I've missed you so much!"

"What the hell, I haven't seen it for several chapters..."

Hongli couldn't help but complain, "Actually, it's been less than two hours since we left home..."

"I'd even think about it for two hours, huh."

Hei Yang pressed Hong Li down, brought his face close to hers, and hummed, "Stop with all this nonsense, just give me a couple of kisses first."

"Eek, oh..."

Hongli patted Heiyang with feigned disgust and rolled her eyes at him.

"Alright, alright, satisfied now? Now it's time to get down to business!"

"hey-hey."

"Hey, what are you chuckling about? Be serious!"

Hong Li reprimanded Hei Yangdao.

"Oh."

Hei Yang's smile vanished, replaced by a serious expression that matched his wife's expectations.

Seeing that Hei Yang was so obedient, Hong Li nodded in satisfaction and explained the matter in a few words.

Hei Yang's expression shifted from serious to curious, then to doubtful, and finally back to serious and tense.

"So, this thing has lost contact with us?"

Hei Yang's eyes widened: "What if it suddenly jumps out and crashes into our yard?"

"so!"

Hongli nodded, raised both hands, and gestured to both sides.

"Think about it, even if it's just a fragment, it must be quite large, at least this big!"

A nervous expression appeared on Hongli's face, and she couldn't help but say, "Maybe, no, not maybe, it's definitely bigger than our Five Colors City!"

If we were unlucky back then, they could have destroyed our entire city in one fell swoop, and then…

Hongli looked terrified, tilting her head back to imagine the scene.

"Hiss, the neighbors and fellow villagers are all going to be in trouble..."

"Ah, it's all about luck!"

Hei Yang was taken aback for a moment, then breathed a sigh of relief and waved his hand with a smile, saying, "That's alright then. My parents' and my house definitely won't get damaged, so I'm much more at ease."

"You're fucking relieved, aren't you?!"

Hongli couldn't help but grit her teeth and say fiercely, "But I have a feeling that if it really falls, the first place it will hit is my parents' house! I don't have your luck!"

"Hey, you finally admit it."

Hei Yang smiled smugly, raised a finger, and analyzed, "Then wouldn't it be even less likely to smash my father-in-law and mother-in-law's house?"

"what?"

Hongli tilted her head: "Why? I usually have such bad luck..."

"Yes, yes."

Hei Yang chuckled and said, "Think about it, they've raised you for so many years, lived under the same roof as you, and stubbornly survived despite your bad luck."

Now that I've taken you away, their luck will surely turn around and they'll be blessed with good fortune!

As for our family, with me in charge, we can't cause any major trouble.

"What the hell..."

Hongli held her breath in her chest, panting heavily, glaring angrily at Heiyang, wanting to say something but unable to utter a word.

What's your take on this?

Hei Yang chuckled smugly and said, "You've done a massacre, haven't you?"

"you you……"

Hong Li pouted and her eyes reddened.

"Hei Yang, you're bullying me! You're making a personal attack! Waaaaaah, waaaaah, I'm so miserable! I'm already unlucky, and now I have to be mocked and bullied by Hei Yang, waaaaah, waaaah..."

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang's expression froze, and a black line appeared above his head.

"Hongli, you fucking hid it all away, huh?! Boil some water!"

"Woooooooo..."

Hongli covered her face with her hands, sobbing and whimpering, "You're lying! Who's pretending? Waaaaah, you wretched Heiyang, hurry up and comfort me! I'm crying! Waaaaah..."

"Ah……"

Hei Yang said quietly, "You're crying, aren't you? Move your hand away, lift your head, and let me see if you're still crying."

"Why!"

Hongli sobbed, "I'm so heartbroken, and you still don't believe me, you're making things difficult for me, and... sob sob sob, why is my life so miserable, sob sob sob..."

Hei Yang: "..."

Well, he's seen Hongli crying quite often lately, but he knows that's not how she cries.

However, compared to this time last year, when this guy buried his head in his arms, crying while trying to suppress his laughter, his acting skills have improved. He probably has more experience from crying more.

cough cough...

"Um, oh dear, oh dear, it's alright, it's alright..."

Hei Yang looked helpless. This girl used to at least want some face in front of him, but now that she can't win, she just starts acting like a scoundrel.

This is probably the "negative impact" of getting closer.

Hei Yang held Hong Li tightly, patting her gently while sighing and pleading, "Okay, okay, I was wrong, I was wrong, it's all my fault."

I was just kidding, Xiao Li, how could you be unlucky? If you were unlucky, you wouldn't have met me..."

"Grass!"

Hongli had a smile on her face when she heard Heiyang finally come to coax her, and was about to let him coax her for another seven or eight seconds before mercifully forgiving him. But then he suddenly said to her, "If you're unlucky, you won't run into Heiyang," which made her lose her composure.

"I said!"

Hongli dropped the pretense, raised her head, and said fiercely, "Was that even human language at the end?! Were you trying to comfort me or just bragging about yourself?! How awful!"

"Hehe, as long as I can make you stop, isn't that a success in comforting you?"

Hei Yang chuckled: "See, you're not crying now, which just proves that I comforted you pretty well, doesn't it?"

"You fucking... I..."

Hongli couldn't help but complain, "You fucking twist my head off and I won't cry anymore, you believe me? Is this what you call a successful consolation?"

"Ah, cough cough..."

Hei Yang revealed his crescent-shaped eyes and gave an embarrassed smile: "How could I, how could I possibly bear to twist your head off..."

"Tch, I'm not messing around with you anymore."

Hong Li pouted, then, taking advantage of the situation and following the excuse Hei Yang had given her, asked, "What do you suggest we do? What about that fragment of the world?"

"Then we should definitely find it first."

Hei Yang shrugged helplessly: "Only by knowing where it is can we take the next step, right?"

"Hmm, that's true..."

Hongli turned her head and looked around, then sighed: "Based on the approximate area provided by Elder Huole, searching the entire southwest region shouldn't be too difficult. I just don't know if we can finish before dinner..."

"Goodness, you're still thinking about dinner!"

Hei Yang couldn't help but complain, "You can hold a bowl and chopsticks at the same time and fly around eating, right? Nobody's going to stop you, is that it?"

"Cattle!"

Hong Li rolled her eyes at Hei Yang and said quietly, "It's your birthday today. I don't even need to think; I can tell you with a snap of my fingers that there will definitely be longevity noodles waiting for you tonight, and you'll be slurping them up while flying at high speed in the sky, right?"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang thought about the scene, his lips twitched slightly, and he quickly shook his head, shaking off those strange images. He then offered a solution to Hong Li, saying, "Actually, it's not just the two of us, is it?"

"Ok?"

Hongli turned to look at Heiyang: "What do you mean?"

"What do you mean, how do you say it?"