How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Haha, I knew I didn't know her as well as I thought! Her imitation is completely off-target, absolutely not!

Hei Yang unleashed a self-comprehended skill: Self-Deception!

General effect.

Hei Yang's conscience found some false comfort!

"Pah! What a lousy trick! It won't work at all!"

Hei Yang, enraged, said, "Let me look at one more. If it's still unreliable, I'm not looking at it anymore. It's completely useless!"

[Fourth tip for long-distance relationships: If you really can't shorten the time in a long-distance relationship, then you might as well give him more care, call him more often, and care about his daily life and work troubles.]

Generally, you can start a conversation by talking about the weather, meals, or other similar topics, giving the other person the feeling that you're always there for them.

"Hmm, that sounds pretty good."

Hei Yang's eyes lit up as he looked at the still-warm pork bone soup noodles on the table, and an idea instantly came to him!

[Black Sun: [Images][Images]]

[Hongli: ?]

[Hei Yang: Look, how about it? Want some?]

[Hongli: Hmm, I want to eat it. It looks good.]

[Hei Yang: Hehe, too bad you can't have any, aren't you angry? Aren't you angry?]

[Hongli: ?]

[Hongli: You son of a bitch!]

[Hongli: Heiyang, you son of a bitch!]

【Hong Li: ********

[Black Sun: ...]

Hei Yang blinked, gently lifted the paper on the table, and a few small sparks flew from his fingertips and landed on the paper.

"boom!"

The firelight illuminated the house, and ashes fell.

Hold the bowl in one hand and the chopsticks in the other.

"Damn it, the summary was definitely unreliable!"

Hei Yang's face was fierce. He lowered his head and ate his noodles, saying they would get cold soon.

……

"What the hell... what is Hei Yang trying to do?!"

Hongli was completely puzzled and subconsciously patted herself down a few times: "Could he have used some despicable and evil tool to monitor me? Otherwise, how would he know I'm hungry right now?"

"..."

"Forget it, if I can't figure it out, I won't think about it anymore!"

Frustrated, Hong Li scratched her head, flicked her spear, and pressed the tip against Xiao Li Huohe, who was curled up in the corner of the bed. Her face was full of murderous intent: "Tell me! Did you steal all my snacks?!"

"Chirp! Chirp!"

Xiao Li Huohe stared in horror at the woman in front of her. Just yesterday she was calling her her precious daughter, and today she was pointing a spear at him. The adult world is too terrifying!

"What are you standing there for? Five seconds, speak now!"

Hong Li snorted coldly: "Crying? Crying counts as time too!"

"Chirp! Chirp!"

Little Flamingo shook her head frantically. It wasn't her who did it, absolutely not her. She was just a cute little Flamingo. What bad intentions could she possibly have?

"Not you?"

Hongli looked on with suspicion.

"Chirp!"

That's right, it wasn't her!

"That's it."

Hongli nodded thoughtfully: "Then there's no other way. It seems we'll have to go to the cafeteria's convenience store to buy more."

Oh, by the way, Xiao Huo, which do you think is tastier, the orange-flavored bread or the strawberry-flavored cookie?

"Chirp? Chirp!"

Without even thinking, Xiao Lihuo blurted out that she thought the original flavor candy was the best!

"..."

"..."

"Humph."

Hongli sneered twice, pressing the tip of the spear against him again: "My good daughter, you're still too young."

"Chirp..."

Xiao Li Huohe's legs went weak. Um, if she admitted it now, would it still be too late?

"It's too late, wake up!"

Hong Li roared, "I'm going to turn you into pork bone noodle soup!"

"Chirp!"

Little Firecrane shook her head frantically. Impossible! As a Firecrane, no matter how outrageous it was, she couldn't possibly turn into pork bone noodle soup! That's not a living thing!

"I don't care! I just want pork bone noodle soup, so make it for me now!"

"Chirp————"

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 63 The person I like also likes someone else (sad)

"You, get out from behind my pillow!"

Hong Li snorted coldly: "Hurry up, or your blood might stain my pillow!"

"Chirp!"

Little Firecracker remained defiant, clinging tightly to Red Glass's pillow, peeking out with its little head for a quick glance, then another...

Ugh, she's still not over it!

"Chirp! Chirp!"

Don't come any closer! She's holding a pillow hostage. If you come any closer... she'll throw the pillow on the ground!

"Yo ho!"

Hong Li stared wide-eyed in disbelief: "You actually dare to threaten me? You think you're all grown up now!"

"Chirp————"

No, she didn't mean any threat; she just wanted to live!

"Impossible! I won't agree to this condition!"

Hong Li snorted coldly: "Stealing food is a capital offense, that's for sure. But considering we're mother and daughter, before you die, I can still grant you one not-too-outrageous request."

For example, would you like it stewed or deep-fried?

"Well, speaking of which, do flamingos require even higher temperatures to be cooked?"

"Chirp!!!"

Don't eat her! She's only a few days old and doesn't have much meat on her bones!

"I just like it tender!"

"Chirp!!!"

"it's useless!"

Hong Li slipped on her feet and, before Xiao Li Huohe could react, leaped behind him: "Hmph, you better be prepared!"

"!"

Xiao Li Huohe felt a chill run down her spine. The intense killing intent made it impossible for her to even turn her head to look at this cruel executioner. She closed her eyes, and a revolving lantern of her short life flashed through her mind.

"Ha, the little one is bald and looks kind of ugly-cute, it's a girl, that's my daughter!"

"Okay, I'll call you Little Fire. Little Fire, let Mommy take some pictures of you. It's okay if you don't understand, I understand, that's enough."

"Hmm, in a few more days, in a few more days I'll let you go out to practice flying. It's about time."

"Hey? Where did my snacks go? Little Fire, have you seen them?"

"Wait, what's that on your beak?!"