How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Hongli: "What do you mean?"

Hei Yang: "It basically means they think we're not getting enough."

Hongli: "..."

"Hey! I have such a bad temper!"

Hong Li rolled up her sleeves again, pointing fiercely at the array of laws in front of her, and said, "Get out of the way! What's honey to you is poison to me. It's impolite of you to block my way any longer!"

"..."

The laws trembled twice, seemingly wavering.

"Ahem, well, a gift of a goose feather from a thousand miles away is a small gift but carries great meaning."

Seeing that things were looking promising, Hei Yang quickly added, "We have already felt the world's abundant goodwill. One such example is already very precious to us, enough to surpass all the laws sent here!"

"..."

The ribbons of the laws froze for a moment, then slowly dispersed.

Hei Yang and Hong Li breathed a sigh of relief, exchanged a glance, and then jogged hand in hand.

"Go quickly, go quickly."

"How insidious! I won't come here again!"

"Ahem, Xiao Li, keep your voice down. Let's talk after we go outside."

"Alright, alright, by the way, Hei Yang, what kind of thing did you get? Which law is it?"

If you ask me, once we reach the exit, you should quickly throw it back, and then we'll run for our lives.

"Oh, no, no, I have a way to deal with this rule..."

"Hmm? Let me see..."

Hong Li looked at the Law Ribbon in Hei Yang's hand.

【ZzzzzzZzzzzz，? ? The Law, Recorder: Laziness】

Hongli: "..."

"Well? I'm right, right?"

"six."

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 426 The watch drawn on my hand never moved, yet it took away my childhood memories.

"Ha, woke up early this morning, success!"

In bed, Hongli, on her deathbed, sat up in shock.

She looked out the window at the gray sky and a smug expression on her face.

"As expected of Hong Li, she can do anything if she wants to!"

"Ugh, so what if you're awake? Why are you barking like that, dog?"

Hei Yang lay to one side, looking at Hong Li speechlessly. He yawned, reached out and grabbed the blanket, pulling it up to cover his wife's large, dazzlingly white body, and muttered, "Don't get cold!"

"what?"

Hong Li was stunned for a moment, hugged the blanket in front of her chest, came back to her senses, turned her head to look at Hei Yang, and gave a funny expression and chuckled.

"What are you laughing at?"

Hei Yang glared at Hong Li.

"What's wrong? Are our family rules so strict now? You don't even allow us to laugh anymore? Hehe."

Hong Li looked at Hei Yang with a sweet smile.

"Oh my, you're blushing! Let me see!"

"Get lost, why am I blushing?"

Hei Yang rolled his eyes and waved his hand dismissively, saying, "Seriously, what's wrong with you so early in the morning!"

"Hehe, who's sick? I'm perfectly fine."

Hongli chuckled and said, "But what about that person? Is his head full of dirty thoughts right now?"

"..."

Hei Yang revealed his crescent-shaped eyes and said resentfully, "You know perfectly well why you're asking this, don't you?"

"hey-hey."

Hongli smiled gently, leaned closer to Heiyang, blinked, and asked, "Am I pretty, Heiyang husband?"

"Ah, yes, yes, it looks good, you're the prettiest, okay?"

Hei Yang glanced at Hong Li and muttered, "Little Li, keep jumping. It's so early in the morning, be careful not to get yourself into trouble!"

"Hey hey hey."

Hongli blushed slightly, "accidentally" letting the blanket slip down a little, revealing her shoulder. She gently licked her lips and gave Heiyang a shy smile: "Heiyang, my husband~~"

"hiss!"

Hei Yang gasped, and amidst Hong Li's exclamation, pulled her into his arms and buried her in the blankets, wriggling around for a moment.

"You brat, I think you've had enough of living!"

"Oh no, no, no, I'm wrong, I'm wrong, ah!"

........................

"call!"

Hongli poked her head out from under the covers with a disheveled expression, looking like she had just escaped a disaster.

"I survived..."

"Heh, if it weren't for our agreement to teach Xiao Huo today, I wouldn't have let you off so easily."

Hei Yang also poked his head out from under the covers, rested his chin on the pillow, glanced at Hong Li to the side, and said speechlessly: "You're the one who jumped up to mock me, and you're also the one who cowered in an instant. You really have a serious problem."

"Tch, I just love teasing you like this, so what if you hit me?"

Hong Li gave a defiant snort and muttered, "As for being a coward at first, just wait and see. Sooner or later, I, Hong, will rise up and sing my own song!"

Then you'll be the one yelling, "Ah, Sister Li, stop! Sister Li, stop!"

"just you."

Hei Yang looked disdainful.

"Thirty years in the east bed, thirty years in the west bed, never underestimate a poor young woman!"

Hongli snorted lightly: "Mere Black Sun, but... ah!"

Hongli couldn't help but shudder, looking at Heiyang with an embarrassed and annoyed expression. She reached out and pulled a large hand out from under the covers: "I was talking to you properly, what are you doing groping me like that, Heiyang, you pervert!"

"Tch, I like it this way, so what if you hit me?"

Hei Yang snorted softly and looked at Hong Li.

"Stop saying all that nonsense, just come a little closer, I want to hug you."

"Tch, you think I'll let you hug me if you want?"

Hong Li pouted, stubbornly refusing to admit it, while shifting her body closer to Hei Yang, who then pulled her into his arms.

"Are you satisfied?"

Hongli tilted her head back, glared at Heiyang, and then curled her lips in feigned disdain.

"hey-hey."

With the soft jade in his arms, Hei Yang smiled, turned over, and let Hong Li rest her head on his arm. The two of them looked up at the ceiling in a daze.

"Shouldn't we be getting up..."

Hongli lay expressionless in Heiyang's arms.

"Come on, Xiao Huo's presence isn't even in the house, you can sense it."

Hei Yang grumbled in a low voice, "It's supposed to be early morning, but it's actually already eight or nine o'clock."

I reckon Xiao Huo went out for breakfast and hasn't come back yet.

"Tch, isn't eight or nine o'clock early in the morning? Isn't it early in the morning?"

Hongli retorted, unconvinced, and said quietly, "But Xiao Huo is the same."

Even though there's a small teleportation array at home that connects to the Five Elements Sect's cafeteria, she still wants to go out for dinner.

"Ha, how can the food from the Five Elements Sect compare to my mom's cooking?"

Hei Yang snorted and guessed, "She's probably gone to her maternal or paternal grandmother's house."

"makes sense……"