How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"You."

Hong Li gave a deadpan look and said unhappily, "You want to argue with me, huh?"

"Ha, so what?"

Hei Yang snorted, "Want to fight?"

"Ha, I'm not stupid enough to fight you here..."

Hongli rolled her eyes with a chuckle and pouted, "Getting up isn't out of the question, but you have to promise me one thing. If you promise, I'll get up."

"Don't even think about asking me to switch with you!"

Hei Yang refused decisively.

Hongli: "..."

"whispering sound."

Hong Li spat out in annoyance, "So that's all you knew about my conditions?"

"Could it be anything else?"

Hei Yang revealed a suspicious and wary expression.

"You haven't come up with some new task for me again, have you?"

"Hey, can't you at least listen to my conditions before you consider it? Refusing outright is so rude!"

Hongli said angrily.

"uh-huh."

Hei Yang raised an eyebrow: "Go on, I'm listening."

"Hehe, then listen carefully to my conditions..."

Hong Li paused for a moment, then suddenly took out a body-swapping device and slapped it against Hei Yang's forehead.

"This is my condition: cooperate obediently! Hahaha..."

"Damn it, I knew it! You bastard, don't even think about it!"

Hei Yang's pupils contracted sharply. At the critical moment, he shifted his body, dodging the fatal attack, and reached out to grab Hong Li and snatch the murder weapon.

However, Hong Li resisted fiercely and was not subdued by Hei Yang. She even launched sneak attacks and fought back repeatedly, almost allowing Hei Yang to succeed.

Fortunately, the devil is one foot tall, but the righteous are ten feet tall. Hei Yang finally succeeded in subduing Hong Li and temporarily confiscating her tools of the crime.

"Huh, that's it?"

Hei Yang pressed down on Hong Li's little head and snorted, "You really have guts? You dare to use force against me, huh?"

"whispering sound."

Hongli turned her head away unhappily, but before she could say anything, she felt her body being slowly lifted up.

"Hey, what are you doing? What are you doing?"

Hong Li was startled, and then she heard Hei Yang's voice in her ear.

"If you don't get up, I'll get you up. I'll dress you in all your clothes, then you're still not getting up?"

"Hey, hey, don't do that, don't do that..."

Hongli tried to struggle, but ultimately failed. She was wrapped up tightly and forced to sit up.

"Hmm, not bad, not bad. Great, since you got up so early, you can teach Xiao Huo today."

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li with a slight smile.

"Well……"

Hongli paused, her face flushed, and cursed Heiyang: "******"

"Hey, what do you mean? Seriously."

Hei Yang gave him a deadpan look and replied unhappily, "So you've started swearing all of a sudden?"

"Ah!"

Hong Li remained expressionless.

"I said, don't you feel like something's wrong?"

"Uh, no, it's fine, pretty much the same..."

Hei Yang slowly put on his clothes, and seeing that Hong Li looked no different than usual, several question marks popped up above his head: "What's wrong?"

"Uh, I mean, is there a possibility that..."

Hongli, looking both embarrassed and annoyed, tugged at her shirt and shouted angrily, "You put it on backwards, you scoundrel!"

"Cough cough, pfft..."

Hei Yang snapped out of his daze. Luckily, he hadn't drunk any more water, or he would have choked on it. He clasped his hands together and quickly apologized with an embarrassed smile, "My bad, my bad, I'll get it back for you right away..."

"Ha, too late, you've already angered me."

Hongli snorted softly, "I can't coax her anymore."

"Ah, this, my dear Xiao Li, my good wife..."

"No……"

Hongli wanted to continue pressing her advantage, but suddenly a sound came from outside.

"Mom and Dad, get up and eat."

"Ahem, Black Sun, I forgive you!"

Hong Li quickly fixed her clothes and rushed outside with Hei Yang.

"Hey, Mom and Dad, slow down! There's enough for everyone, no need to fight over it!"

"Oh dear, don't worry, it really was Grandma who made it. Can't you tell?"

"Right, right? Eat up, then we'll teach Little Fire the Divine Power!"

"Don't worry, Xiao Huo won't let Mom and Dad down!"

"........."

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 427 The mountain moon is lonely, for it does not see me. The Milky Way is dim, for it does not see you.

"Ahem, okay, okay."

Hongli clapped her hands and looked at Xiaohuo, saying, "Then let's officially..."

"Xiao Li."

Hei Yang interrupted Hong Li.

"what?"

Hongli turned her head to look at Heiyang with a puzzled expression.

"On the lips."

Hei Yang sighed and reached out to wipe the milk stains from Hong Li's lips: "It's alright, it's nothing now."

"Ah this..."

Hongli blushed slightly, chuckled sheepishly, patted Heiyang on the back in praise, and then turned to look at Xiaohuo again.

"Okay, let's continue. Where was I?"

"Mom hasn't said anything yet."

Little Fire revealed his crescent-shaped eyes and muttered to himself.

"Ah this..."

Hong Li coughed and said, "Haha, of course I know!"

"Hmm, very good. It seems Little Fire was listening attentively and will pass Mom's test..."

"Excessive indulgence has several harmful effects; if you experience any of these, it means you need to exercise restraint."

Hei Yang muttered to himself, "First, memory is declining..."

"Get up! Black Sun, can't you just die?!"

Hong Li glared fiercely at Hei Yang, looking furious and embarrassed: "I just won't restrain myself! I just won't restrain myself! Whatever, a Nascent Soul cultivator doesn't care!"

"second."

Hei Yang extended his second finger: "Irritable and easily angered."

Hongli: "..."

"Black Sun, shut up."

"third……"