How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"how to say……"

Hongli shook her head and said, "I don't think it looks like that. You see, this is a wish or blessing."

We usually wish people a safe journey or something similar, but we don't wish them to rule the world or anything like that...

"Ha, why not? Can't we use phrases like 'wishing you all your dreams come true,' 'may everything go smoothly,' 'achieve twice the result with half the effort,' and 'instant success' for all these?"

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li with a disdainful expression and snorted, "Ignorance is truly terrifying!"

"Ah."

Hong Li revealed her crescent-shaped eyes and extended her hand, saying, "Then please begin your performance."

"Ha, come on then."

Hei Yang chuckled and proudly picked up the Ruyi.

"May I have more money, less anger, all my wishes come true, and everything go smoothly!"

Nothing happened.

Hei Yang: "..."

"Pfft..."

Hongli couldn't help but turn her head away and chuckle to herself.

"Damn it, how could this happen!"

Hei Yang gritted his teeth and swung the Ruyi again.

"May my magic be boundless, may I unify the martial world, may all my wishes be fulfilled, please grant my will quickly!"

Nothing happened.

Hei Yang: "..."

"Pfft..."

"Hey, one laugh is enough, it's impolite to laugh again!"

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li in exasperation.

"What?! It really was you, you unlucky little bastard, who opened a fake! Otherwise, how could this have happened!"

"Ha, if a person is no good, don't blame the road for being uneven."

Hongli rolled her eyes and reached out to take the Ruyi.

"I already said, if it's a wish, then let's make it a real wish!"

Hongli guessed, "Perhaps it needs to be genuine to be effective?"

"what?"

Hei Yang raised an eyebrow.

"But I truly mean it!"

"I've already said it, if a person is no good, don't blame the road for being uneven."

Hong Li chuckled.

"I'll go first. I wish myself, my family, and friends good health, longevity, joy, peace, and everlasting happiness!"

"Hmm, then add me too."

Hei Yang raised his hand and said, "I wish my family and friends a harmonious and happy life, and that they are always joyful and happy!"

"Your words are almost the same as mine."

Hongli couldn't help but complain.

"Black cough cough, Hong Li, shut up!"

Hei Yang glared at Hong Li.

"I advise you not to be so clever; sometimes it's better to play dumb!"

"whispering sound."

Hong Li rolled her eyes, too lazy to pay any attention to the other person.

After the two expressed their blessings, the Ruyi trembled slightly, then transformed into a shimmering sound and dissipated into the air, indicating that the ritual had been successfully completed.

"Hey, wait, wait, wait!"

Hei Yang stared wide-eyed as the huge Ruyi suddenly disappeared.

"No, no, what? It's gone already?"

"Isn't it normal that it's gone?"

Hong Li, lying on her side, complained helplessly, "Didn't I already say that!"

"Success means it's consumed, which proves we've used it successfully! Don't you have eyes?"

"Ah, yes, yes!"

Hei Yang nodded hurriedly, pointing to his face and saying, "I'm blind, I don't have eyes, there's nothing I can do, it's just like this, sigh..."

"Damn, you're using a veiled insult to criticize me, aren't you?"

A tic-tac-toe symbol popped out of Hong Li's head.

"No, it's a veiled attack."

Hei Yang smiled smugly.

"..."

Hong Li took a deep breath and said fiercely, "Since that's how it is, then I won't pretend anymore!"

"Ok?"

Hei Yang raised an eyebrow.

"How to say?"

"Actually, I'm brain-dead!"

Hongli pointed to her head and said, "There's a big problem here!"

"Grass."

A black line appeared above Hei Yang's head.

"Is this how you play it?"

Black Sun's gaze was sharp.

"Then I'll play along to the end!"

"Ha! Does someone as worthless as me even deserve to oppose Lord Black Sun?"

Hongli pointed at herself with a disdainful expression.

"I advised myself to just admit defeat quickly, so as not to end up crying and embarrassing myself later."

"Hahaha, what a joke! Compared to the bright moon, I am but a firefly in comparison to the radiant moon, utterly insignificant!"

Hei Yang looked annoyed: "Am I worthy to compete with Lady Hong Li on the same stage? No, I am not worthy. I was too arrogant!"

"No, no, no, a planktonic creature like me in the sewers can only survive by relying on Lord Black Sun's brilliance. Without you, the only light in my world would be extinguished!"

"No, no, no, you, Lady Hongli, are a rare beauty in this world, with unparalleled elegance and grace!"

Hei Yang covered his eyes with his sleeve.

"Waaaaah, I really want to be Miss Hongli's dog, but Miss Hongli says she likes cats, and I'm just a mouse..."

"Damn it, shut up right now! How could I, this shameless old thief, deserve such praise!"

"Ah, knowing full well how good Lady Hongli is, yet I fail to spread her divine name and greatness—how despicable and shameless!"

"Ah!"

"Humph!"

Hei Yang and Hong Li stared at each other with wide eyes, getting closer and closer.

Suddenly, Hei Yang stretched out an arm, grabbed Hong Li by the back of her head, and kissed her on the head amidst her terrified expression.

"Ugh, you son of a bitch..."

"mua!"

"boom……"

Hong Li collapsed to the ground, her face flushed, gasping for breath.

On the other side, Hei Yang stood with his hands on his hips, looking at Hong Li with amazement.

"Wow, wow, wow, wow..."

"You wow, you *****!"

Hongli raised her middle finger.