How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

A question mark popped up above Hong Li's head.

"Are you going to cut your losses?"

"You've already said bad things about me, wouldn't it be a huge loss if I didn't do something bad?"

Hei Yang looked completely at ease.

"You say I bullied you? When have I ever bullied you? I've always treated you like a precious gem!"

Hei Yang snorted: "You can say I bullied you, but show me the evidence!"

"Huh? You need evidence? Do we even need to look for it? Just wait!"

Hong Li lowered her head, took the recording stone out from under the covers, and pointed at it fiercely, saying, "Isn't this the evidence!"

"You're going to put this up here, you rascal!"

"uh-huh?"

Hei Yang grinned and chuckled, "How does this become evidence? You were clearly engrossed in watching it just now!"

"Ah, cough cough, I'm engrossed in my own thoughts..."

Hongli's face flushed red, her voice softened for a moment, and then instantly turned fierce again.

"No matter how you look at it, poor Hongli looks like she's being played like a puppet!"

"Waaaaah, I'm so miserable!"

Hongli squeezed out a few tears, wiped them away with her hand, and said, "Hearing the mournful cries of the Hongli of the past, I couldn't help but shed tears!"

"Hey, go ahead and wail and scream!"

Hei Yang rolled his eyes at Hong Li and ruthlessly exposed her: "It's you who doesn't give me any rest time!"

Who is this person whose eyes are constantly sparkling with hearts?

"Ah this..."

Hong Li glanced to the side guiltily and coughed twice.

"Ahem, well, I don't know who it is either, but it's definitely not me."

How could anyone do that? Hahaha, hahaha…

"Hahaha."

Hei Yang remained expressionless, his voice completely flat.

Hongli: "..."

"Damn it, don't you dare talk sarcasticly at me!"

Hong Li snorted softly, sighed, shook the recording stone in her hand, leaned forward slightly closer to Hei Yang, and whispered, "Alright, alright, let's not talk about those irrelevant things. To be honest, this video is just too embarrassing!"

"uh-huh?"

Hei Yang asked, "What do you mean?"

"What do you mean, how do I say it?!"

Hongli pouted and lightly punched Heiyang's chest with her little fist, saying, "You took too many pictures! Did you even need to take pictures of this part? Ugh!"

"What the hell!"

Hei Yang snorted, reached out and pulled Hong Li into his arms, hugging her tightly. His hand brushed across her neck, causing her to tremble before collapsing helplessly into his embrace.

"We've been married for so long, why are you still shy with me?"

"Wow, isn't this exciting enough for an old married couple?!"

Hongli lay sprawled in Heiyang's arms, still defiantly arguing, "Anyone would feel shy looking like that!"

Ultimately, it was Hei Yang who went too far!

"Uh, that..."

Hei Yang couldn't help but raise his hand and say, "Actually, in this video, I was always the one on the defensive. Someone rushed in on their own. Well, I'm not sure how to say it..."

"what?"

Hongli tilted her head, and a question mark popped up above her head.

"Are you serious?"

How could that be? How could Hong Li be that kind of person? She's so much more elegant than Hei Yang!

"real!"

Hei Yang nodded without hesitation.

"Otherwise, why do you think I would take out the photo stone to film this video when I was bored? It's because I hardly took any initiative throughout the entire video..."

"Ah this..."

Hong Li's lips twitched, revealing her round eyes.

"Well, well, there's nothing we can do about it. After all, Hei Yang, you're so amazing, right? You're very attractive..."

Hongli tried to save face, rambling on and on with a jumble of incoherent words, before finally deciding to change the subject!

"Ahem, um, Hei Yang, didn't you come back from outside earlier?"

Hongli chuckled twice and asked, "Um, where did you go? Is something happening outside? Is it important?"

"Oh dear, please tell me already! Why haven't you told me yet? I'm so impatient, I've been asking you for so long!"

Hei Yang: "..."

First of all, the other party's technique for changing the subject is still as clumsy as ever.

Secondly, what's with all the nagging for so long?!

He clearly wanted to say something, but Hong Li stopped him. Who's in such a hurry here?

Although he had a lot of complaints in his heart, as long as Hei Yang thought about it, it would be completely strange and not out of place if this kind of thing happened to his own wife.

My own wife, I'll just spoil her, what else can I do?

"Okay, okay, it's really not a big deal."

Hei Yang sat up slightly, placed Hong Li on his lap, and nodded to explain, "It's just a communication from Elder Huo Le."

I saw you were sleeping soundly and didn't want to wake you, so I ran out to get it.

"Oops~"

Hearing that Hei Yang was afraid of disturbing her sleep, Hong Li was stunned for a moment. Her heart pounded, and a warm current flowed into her heart, making her unable to help but smile. She turned her face to rest on the other's chest.

"Actually, it doesn't have to be so complicated. It's okay if you wake people up."

"Ugh, honestly, wouldn't it be better to just stay in bed and rest? Why did you have to run out?"

Hongli chuckled foolishly, scratching Heiyang's ear with her little hand. Any talk of being bullied by Heiyang was immediately thrown into the trash can and crushed. How could Heiyang possibly bully her?

Her family's Heiyang is the best, hehehe...

Even if I am a little shy, it's not a problem at all!

Just like her husband Hei Yang said, they're practically an old married couple, an old married couple, hehehe...

Yes, this is just normal interaction; it's a symbol of their affection!

No, that's not enough to fully express their feelings for each other!

That's right, that's not enough at all, we should increase the dosage, cough cough, increase the dosage, ptooey...

We should intensify our efforts; the young couple should be inseparable and passionate every day, hehehe...

Thinking this to herself, Hongli chuckled foolishly and unknowingly clung to Heiyang.

"Oh, I see. You're so sweet, honey. Hehehe..."

"Yes, absolutely!"

Hei Yang chuckled helplessly, gently reaching out to stroke Hong Li's head, his eyes filled with affection as he looked at her.

He knew that Hongli was actually a very good-tempered girl, and she was also very easy to please.

A little bit of care from someone she likes can make them incredibly touched and satisfied.

The reason I get angry with him so easily is mostly because we grew up playing around and are used to this relaxed atmosphere.

Perhaps even in the eyes of those around them, the two of them always seem a bit childish, but they just like each other's "childishness" and are unwilling to become "mature".

So-called "rational" analysis, when it comes to seeking profit, always prioritizes material interests, even placing them above emotions.

To be honest, if Hei Yang Hong Li wanted to become like that, they could make 99% of people who think they are mature know what "the cruelty of society" really is.

When they become cold-blooded and ruthless, even the worst guys tremble in their bitter winter.

Just like when Hei Yang and Hong Li first left home and were all alone, the two of them were practically covered in thorns, and their aggression was ridiculously strong.

You can ask anyone at the Heavenly Gate about this.

After all, Hei Yang Hong Li is the kind of person who wouldn't even kill a spirit chicken, and would soften her heart if she saw a pitiful look in someone's eyes.

As a result, during that period, quite a few people from the Suantianmen sect were killed, either directly or indirectly, by them.