How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Hongli raised an eyebrow: "I used to call you Dad every day!"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang's pupils contracted, and a sudden realization dawned on him.

"It makes sense!"

Hei Yang gave a thumbs-up, admitting defeat.

"If that's what you say, then everything makes sense!"

"Hey, what do you mean by 'everything makes sense'? Have you no manners?!"

A tic appeared above Hong Li's head as she couldn't help but say, "You little brat, you want to fight, huh!"

"No, I don't want to fight."

Hei Yang shook his head and looked at Hong Li, saying, "Right now, I just want to hear what you wanted to say before?"

What would you do if I finished on time tomorrow?

"Oh, how come we've come full circle again..."

Hong Li's expression froze for a moment. Seeing Hei Yang's determined look, she couldn't help but sigh and spread her hands, saying, "Alright, alright, since you want to know, there's no other way. I'll tell you..."

Seeing Hei Yang listening intently, Hong Li suddenly turned her head while speaking, jumped off Hei Yang's legs, and was about to run outside.

"Hahaha, you didn't expect this, did you, Hei Yang? This is my escape..."

Before Hongli could finish speaking, her body suddenly stopped, and in the next instant, she felt her legs sink, unable to escape.

She turned her head in confusion, and then saw that Hei Yang had his hands holding her two slender white ankles, holding them firmly in his hands.

"Ah, you..."

Hong Li's lips twitched, and she wanted to continue to argue, but the next moment the world spun around her.

"Ouch..."

Hongli was pulled upside down by her feet, and she couldn't help but cry out repeatedly.

"Hey, hey, hey, don't do this, don't do this, don't..."

Before Hongli could finish speaking, her vision blurred.

Hei Yang grabbed Hong Li's ankles with both hands, thought for a moment, then gently lifted and tossed her up, holding her back in his hands.

"Hey, Heiyang, Heiyang, my husband..."

Hongli struggled, her little face flushed.

"I feel like the blood is rushing back to my head, if this keeps up, I'll be ruined!"

"Tsk tsk, watch your words, don't say things that can be misunderstood."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes, stood up on the bed, and swayed Hong Li.

"You brat, you think you can just run away? You even dared to abandon me, huh!"

"Ah, no, no, waaaah..."

Hongli's eyes welled up with tears, which streamed down her forehead.

"Aba aba, I was wrong, I was wrong, please spare me, great hero..."

"Tsk tsk, where did you go wrong?"

Hei Yang asked leisurely, "Tell me and I'll let you go."

"Ah, no, you're wrong about everything!"

When Hongli heard Heiyang relent, she quickly admitted her mistake.

"It's nothing but lowly Hong Li's slander against Lord Hei Yang. It's out of fear of the gods that she resorts to smearing him..."

"speak English."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes.

"Waaaaah, I shouldn't have mocked my husband for procrastinating, and I definitely shouldn't have arrogantly raised my flag..."

After a pause, Hongli continued.

"Also, you shouldn't have evaded the question when your husband asked you questions, or even tried to escape through shameful means. That's just awful..."

"Yes, yes, yes, that's right, that's correct..."

As Hei Yang listened to Hong Li speak, he nodded, and a satisfied expression gradually appeared on his face.

"It seems you have truly reflected on your mistakes and have gained a deep understanding of them."

"Yep!"

Hongli nodded repeatedly, like a chick pecking at rice, looking very obedient, though it looked a little strange because she was upside down.

"My husband is the best! My husband is invincible!"

Hongli kept flattering him.

"Hmm, that's good, you know how to admit your mistakes..."

Hei Yang nodded in satisfaction, knowing that if he continued to bully her, it wouldn't be a joke anymore, and he would have to coax and please his wife in the end, so he decided to stop while he was ahead.

"Alright, you're alive!"

Hei Yang suddenly exerted force with both hands, and Hong Li cried out in surprise as she was thrown into the air, flipped over, and instinctively opened her arms, only to be caught by Hei Yang again, who then hugged her like a koala.

"Hey."

Hei Yang grinned as he looked at Hong Li, who was clinging tightly to him: "Is it fun?"

"Fun, my foot! I'll do the same to you, then you'll see if it's fun or not!"

Hongli glared fiercely at Heiyang, slowly got off him, straightened her pajamas, and muttered unhappily, "Thank goodness I'm not wearing a dress right now, otherwise I would have been exposed..."

"Hey, what do you mean by 'showing skin' or 'not showing skin' in front of me?!"

A black line appeared on Hei Yang's head as he muttered a speechless complaint.

"Ha, this is different."

Hong Li raised an eyebrow, patting her shoulder as she straightened her clothes, and chuckled, "Don't you know, sometimes that ambiguous feeling is more interesting than being completely naked. It's like being dressed is more...cough cough..."

Hong Li coughed twice, then floated over to Hei Yang's side, nudged him with her elbow, and said with a comical expression, "You know what I mean, right? Hehe..."

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang's lips twitched, he took a deep breath, turned to Hong Li and complained, "What's with this sudden switch from wife to brother feeling?!"

"Oh dear, there's not much difference."

Hongli spread her hands, sighed, and shook her head, saying, "We've always been good buddies, the only difference is that I accidentally ended up in bed with you, but thinking about it, it's actually quite normal, right..."

"Ah this..."

The black sun revealed its crescent-shaped eyes.

"Even though you say that..."

"Hey, I not only say that, I also think that way."

Hongli sat cross-legged, placed her hands on her lap, looked up at Heiyang, and said calmly, "We were once Heiyang's people, weren't we?"

He knew that as soon as Hei Yang saw the adorable Xiao Li, he would fall head over heels in love.

"Hey, hey, don't bring up that kind of thing!"

Hei Yang couldn't help but shudder, and a tic-tac-toe sign popped out above his head as he complained to Hong Li, "You've already gotten away with it, so stop talking now, damn it!"

"Tch tch tch, to borrow your words."

Hong Li spread her hands, a mischievous smile on her face, and said regretfully, "Someone was clearly excited and enjoying it too, oh dear, now he's just saying one thing and meaning another!"

Hei Yang: "..."

"Phew, that's not the same..."

Hei Yang stared at Hong Li, who had a smile on her face, for more than ten seconds, then slumped down and said helplessly, "Okay, okay, I admit that it is true."

"However, I need to emphasize this."

Hei Yang snorted twice and turned to look at Hong Li.

"Because that person is you, that's why it's possible. It's not that I, Hei Yang, lost, it's just that I love you too much, so in conclusion, I'm still better..."

"Oh, okay, I know, I know..."

Hongli waved her hand, then suddenly broke down and burst out laughing.

"Hehehe, okay, okay, don't feel wronged, I know."

Hongli gently tugged at Heiyang, making him sit down as well. Then she snuggled into his arms, smiling happily, "Thank you, Heiyang, my husband! I love you so much!"

Only you could tolerate my willfulness like this, please forgive me for being spoiled, hehe..."

"Oh, it's nothing, it's nothing."

Hei Yang chuckled helplessly, reached out and patted Hong Li on the back, saying, "There's no need for thanks. You're being distant with me, aren't you!"