How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"?"

A question mark popped up above Hei Yang's head.

Hongli continued, "Being scolded by my wife in this life is just too worthwhile! My wife, my wife, hehe, mine..."

"Hey, hey, stop acting crazy here!"

A bunch of tic-tac-toe characters popped up on Hei Yang's head.

"Stop!"

"No, no, I'm going to show you!"

Hongli refused to stop: "Ah~ My dear wife! Little Li~ I, Heiyang, am Hongli's dog..."

Hei Yang: "..."

Hei Yang took a deep breath, smiled slightly, looked around, and bent down to pick up a brick.

..............................

"Ah! Help! Mom and Dad, help! Hei Yang is hitting someone!"

"Hongli, stop right there! Don't run away!"

"Only a fool wouldn't run! Hehehe... Damn, how come you're running so fast? Did you steal some spiritual power, huh?!"

"Do I need spiritual power to chase you? Watch my flying brick from the sky!"

"Hey, hey, don't throw things around! What if you hit a child?"

"Believe me, apart from you, Xiao Li, no other plants or animals will be harmed!"

"Oh ho ho, I see. Hei Yang is as reliable as ever... Ugh, reliable my foot! You might as well go smash some kids!"

"Stop talking nonsense, Hongli, you'd better understand!"

"No way! Mom and Dad, look at me!"

"Huh? What's the noise?"

Lan Yuying frowned, turned her head and looked around with a puzzled expression, only to see two figures running one after the other in the distance.

"What are Xiao Li and Xiao Yang up to now?"

"Oh dear, oh dear, I can't hear you, I can't hear you."

Qing Yiyi didn't even bother to turn her head and continued walking forward leisurely.

"I didn't hear anything, and I didn't see anything..."

Both of those little devils are married now, I can't be bothered with them anymore, hmph!

"Ah this..."

Lan Yuying shook her head, somewhat amused and exasperated.

"That's true, let's ignore them, let's ignore them..."

"Hmm, Yiyi, shall we go check out that store?"

"okay!"

The mothers continued walking, chatting and laughing.

In the distance, faint laughter and mournful cries could be heard...

Hmm, it's been over two months since my last update...

What have I been doing during this time?

Yes, that's right, I went to play in the revival match! (Just kidding)

It's nothing much, just the same old stuff. I tested positive, had pneumonia and needed an IV, then I had neurasthenia and vivid dreams, so I took medication. I also had a weak spleen and stomach, so I took medication. My heart rate kept spiked to 130, so I took medication again, and then... cough cough. Anyway, it's not a big problem, it just made me feel a bit unwell and listless.

I had been recovering for over a month and felt pretty much healed when I got the flu...

Fever day and night, then the fever subsides, stuffy nose, cough, insomnia... Hmm, not a big problem!

As for cutting the book, that's impossible; even if it's cold, it's impossible to cut it...

Yang Li is the kind of person I aspire to be, and she deserves an ending that others also aspire to.

P.S.: I originally planned to finish it by February at the latest. Normally, Yang Li should have been celebrating the New Year with us. Oh well.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 456 Even if you see the other person's flaws, if you don't dislike them, they will become virtues over time.

Five-Colored City, a few streets next to the market, in a small alley.

"Hey, hey, I'm warning you, don't come any closer!"

With her back to the wall, Hong Li threatened, feigning bravado but actually looking weak, "Hei Yang, don't push me too far. If you push me too far, I... I'll..."

"Huh? What happens if you push them too far?"

With dead fish eyes, Hei Yang sneered as he approached Hong Li.

"Just surrender obediently and sincerely accept the lesson. Don't worry, I won't do anything to you, Xiao Li."

"Ha, do you think I'm a three-year-old?"

Hong Li stared intently at Hei Yang, showing no sign of letting her guard down.

This is a lie!

As a seasoned expert in Black Sun research, Hong Li could easily tell whether what the other party said was true or false.

"I won't be fooled!"

Hong Li retorted through gritted teeth, "You're talking nicely now, but if it really falls into your hands, what happens to it will be entirely up to you!"

"That's it..."

The friendly smile on Hei Yang's face gradually disappeared, replaced by a terrifying grin, as he approached Hong Li step by step.

"Then I won't pretend to be a gentleman anymore, hehehe..."

"Hey, stop right there! Don't come any closer!"

As Hongli watched the approaching Heiyang, her heart leaped into her throat. Knowing she couldn't just sit and wait to die, she quietly took a few steps back, gently placed her hand on the wall, and then skillfully exerted her strength.

"Whoosh!"

Hongli darted up the wall like a gust of wind, trying to jump out of the dead end and continue her escape.

The two promised each other that they would not use their spiritual power in this situation, but Hong Li was already an expert at climbing over walls before she started cultivating, so why would she need any extra strength?

It's worth noting that when Hongli and Heiyang were children, she was better at climbing over walls than Heiyang, which is one of the reasons she has been able to boast about it to Heiyang all these years.

And now, this is precisely the time when a dog is driven to desperation!

cough cough...

However, this time, Hei Yang was prepared for her actions!

After all, just ten minutes ago, Hong Li had used this method to pretend to surrender and slip away from him when he wasn't paying attention.

Now that the opponent has been cornered here again, Hei Yang will naturally not allow them to use the same trick again!

"Ha, little Black Sun, you think you can catch me? Dream on! Let's go!"

"Leave? Do you think you can just walk away!"

"You said it... Ahhh, how did you jump so fast? What are you doing? Hey, let me go!"

Just a moment ago, Hong Li was feeling smug about her successful escape, but the next second, Hei Yang jumped up from behind her and used his arms to lock her up!

"Ha, do you even know what prediction means, girl!"

The smug smile didn't disappear; it simply shifted from Hong Li's face to Hei Yang's.

Hei Yang wrapped his arms around Hong Li and pulled her back, holding her tightly around the waist and lifting her up: "Ha, capture successful!"

"Aaaaaah, you scoundrel Black Sun, let me go! Help me!"

Hong Li kicked her legs wildly and struggled desperately, but soon Hei Yang's free hand pinned both her legs down, rendering her unable to move.

"Alright, alright, stop yelling."

Hei Yang, with dead fish eyes, scooped Hong Li up in his arms and jumped back into the alley, complaining, "If we really attract attention, let's see how you explain this. You're going to get yourself killed!"

"Aaaaaah, I don't care! We'll all die together anyway!"

Hongli wrapped her arms around Heiyang's neck, gritted her teeth, closed her eyes, and kicked wildly: "If word gets out, Heiyang will be a violent maniac who bullies his wife!!"

"Stop! Spreading rumors out of thin air is prohibited."

A row of black lines appeared above Hei Yang's head.

"If that's what you're saying, then I'll just have to let go and throw you on the ground!"

Hei Yang muttered something under his breath.

"you dare?!"