How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"what?"

I didn't hear what Hongli was saying clearly because she was so engrossed in it.

"I said."

Hei Yang smiled, reached out and ruffled Hong Li's hair, saying, "I have to say, it's so great to have met you, Xiao Li!"

"That is!"

Hongli heard her clearly this time and nodded proudly: "Our meeting, getting to know each other, and falling in love is the best thing in the world!"

After a pause, Hongli looked at her stomach again and said with a sheepish smile, "Of course, sometimes it's a bittersweet experience. I used to think that as a dignified Nascent Soul cultivator, I wouldn't be worried at all even if I got pregnant, but when it really happened to me, I found that it still affected my daily life quite a bit!"

But then I think about how my mom didn't have the same level of cultivation when she was pregnant with me, so I realize I don't have much to complain about now..."

"Tsk."

Hei Yang shook his head and chuckled, tilting his head back slightly as he carefully examined his wife's delicate face. Suddenly, he said, "Speaking of which, I always thought that as people get older, even if they have high cultivation levels, they won't look old, and their temperament will gradually mature."

Just like my mom, her personality still easily reveals the liveliness she had when she was a teenager, but she always gives me a sense of reliability as a mother.

Xiao Li, it seems like your overall demeanor hasn't changed much!

"What changes do you expect me to undergo? Do you expect me to suddenly become all kind and gentle?"

Hong Li revealed her crescent-shaped eyes and chuckled as she retorted, "How can you be so sure that I'm not a reliable mother figure in Xiao Huo's eyes?"

Playing and joking around are one thing, but when real trouble comes, the first person Xiao Huo thinks of is definitely her dear parents.

"of course."

Hongli touched her belly and added, "And this little one who hasn't been born yet, Mom and Dad will still be the same all-powerful and loving figures!"

"Take another look at Jin Xiu, the youngest of the Five Elements Sect elders."

Hongli held up a finger and gave a reasoned example: "She's older than our grandparents, but she still acts like a young girl."

She even throws childish tantrums sometimes, but she's not that much more mature than me!

"After all, she's the youngest among the senior and junior disciples, so she's always been pampered," Hei Yang casually analyzed.

"Hey, speaking of this, Jin Xiu used to like that senior brother of hers, Yao Qingkong's husband, Yin Zisheng, right? I heard from the rumors that he hasn't completely given up on her yet, hehe."

Hong Li suddenly put on a comical expression, a sly look on her face, and said gleefully, "Then, a while ago, their master outside the world's protective barrier finally found out about this. The old man's expression at the time was said to be quite something. Unfortunately, I'm heavily pregnant and it's inconvenient for me to go and witness it. Tsk tsk..."

"You!"

Hei Yang poked Hong Li's head with his finger and scolded, "You can let me take you to watch!"

"I knew you wanted to sneak a peek at the gossip too."

Hong Li chuckled, then said with a hint of helplessness, "But it's not just inconvenient to go there. It would be a little embarrassing if people saw that Hong Li was carrying such a big belly!"

"It would be so embarrassing if I suddenly became the center of attention on a show that was supposed to be starring Kim Soo-hyun!"

"Yes, it is indeed a bit inconvenient..."

Hei Yang nodded, looking at Hong Li with a somewhat subtle expression, and whispered, "Speaking of which, Elder Jin Xiu at least acted like a young girl."

"Xiao Li, you've looked like this for many years now, in my memory..."

"What's wrong with how I look? What else could I look like but myself?"

Hongli glared at Heiyang: "What, are you tired of seeing me like this? Fine, you stinky Heiyang..."

"Stop, stop, stop, that's not what I meant."

Hei Yang quickly interrupted Hong Li's spellcasting: "How could I possibly get tired of looking at you, Xiao Li? After seeing your beauty, I don't even care what other girls look like. Once you've seen the ocean, you can't be satisfied with a river. After all, I've already seen the most beautiful one!"

"Hehehe, you've got a knack for talking..."

Before Hongli could even question him, Heiyang had already cheered her up again. She smiled and asked curiously, "So, Heiyang, what were you trying to say just now?"

"I wanted to say that Xiao Li's youthful and adorable appearance, coupled with her petite stature..."

Hei Yang chuckled awkwardly and whispered, "You know, right? That feeling of being even more girlish than a young girl. And seeing you with that big belly sometimes makes me feel a little guilty..."

"Then you are indeed very sinful."

Hongli understood Heiyang's meaning, revealed her crescent-shaped eyes, and teased, "Not only is it sinful, but it's also quite exciting when you press it down hard, isn't it!"

"Ahem, Xiao Li, what are you doing..."

Hei Yang almost choked on his own saliva. He quickly straightened up and said with a righteous expression, "Mrs. Hong Li, what are you saying? Your husband is a dignified man of 1.8 meters tall. How could he have such strange thoughts? Don't slander an innocent person!"

"Ah!"

Hongli glanced disdainfully at the person who was putting on an act, then leaned close to their ear and whispered, "Next time I'll wear white stockings for you, and put on your favorite cat ears..."

"it is good!"

Hei Yang nodded reflexively, then instantly realized what he meant, his expression stiffening as he hurriedly explained, "No, I mean, um, this, I mean..."

What does that mean?

Hongli chuckled and blew a breath onto Heiyang's neck.

"Hiss, what I mean is..."

Hei Yang's facial muscles twitched slightly, then he nodded emphatically: "What I mean is, okay! It's a deal!"

"Pfft, hahaha, you big pervert!"

Hongli was amused by Heiyang's reaction and almost doubled over with laughter: "I can't take it anymore, I'm dying of laughter, it's hurting my baby, hahaha..."

"Calm down, Grandma, calm down!"

Hei Yang was startled when he saw Hong Li looking like she was about to burst out laughing. He quickly calmed his wife down, saying, "Relax, yes, relax~~"

"Oh dear, oh dear, I know, I know, look how scared you were."

Hongli spoke with an impatient tone, but she actually enjoyed her husband's concern and felt warm inside.

.........

"Husband~"

"Ok?"

"thirsty."

"Okay, my dear wife, I'll go get you some water."

"Mmm, my husband is so good!"

.........

"Husband~~"

"Ok?"

I'm hungry!

"Okay, honey, I'll cook for you right away!"

The Five Elements Sect doesn't offer special packages for pregnant women, so I feel more at ease making them myself!

This is a recipe my mom taught me; she ate like this when she was pregnant with me!

"Thank you, honey! You're so wonderful!"

.........

"Husband~~~"

"Ok?"

My legs are sore!

"Okay, honey, let me massage your legs!"

"Yes, my husband is the best!"

.........

"husband?"

"Ok?"

"Are there some dusty spots on the paving stones in our yard?"

"I understand, honey. I'll go sweep the yard right away so the dust won't affect your mood."

"Mmm, go for it, honey!!!"

.........

"call!"

Hongli lay back in Heiyang's arms, let out a long breath, revealed a sweet smile, and said lazily, "Life is so wonderful."

"You little brat, you've really gotten your way by your husband's nose, haven't you!"

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li in his arms with a smile in his eyes, reached out and rubbed her little head and said, "Are you satisfied now?"

"Hey hey hey..."

Hongli rubbed her little head against Heiyang's big hand, smiling with her eyes narrowed in enjoyment: "That's right, I was already imagining the scene of ordering you around whenever I wanted when we first confirmed our relationship."