You're my wife, don't doubt it!

"Mom," Xiao Yao uttered in a voice that sounded almost like a dream.

Shen Jie looked at Xiao Yao's face suspiciously, wondering if he was sleepwalking, but the latter opened his eyes and said, "Lie down with me for a while, just a little while. You can go back after I fall asleep."

"No—no!" The girl tried to get up, but Xiao Yao's strength seemed to be astonishing, holding her firmly in place.

Then came a series of pulling and tugging until the girl was lying on the edge of the bed.

"Just one hour." The girl reached for Xiao Yao's phone and set an alarm for herself.

“Okay.” Xiao Yao nodded repeatedly.

“I really want to strangle you,” Shen Jie deliberately made a “strangling” gesture with both hands: “I’ve discovered that you’re shameless to an unparalleled degree, even more shameless than a hooligan.”

"Lift your head up a bit." Seeing that he had achieved his goal, Xiao Yao naturally didn't care about Shen Jie's half-serious but half-joking remarks. Instead, he said self-deprecatingly, "Otherwise, how would I be hanging out with hooligans like Brother Long and Daiyu now?"

“Even a hooligan like Xu Jiefeng,” Shen Jie glared at him, raising her neck slightly so that Xiao Yao could put his arm around the back of her neck, “knows how to respect women better than you.”

Xiao Yao placed his right arm under Shen Jie's neck and wrapped his left arm around her, feeling comfortable.

"I was wrong, honey, I'll change."

"Don't talk to me! Go to sleep! If you keep nagging, I'm leaving!"

Xiao Yao kept his mouth and eyes tightly shut.

……

……

Holy crap, this isn't what I expected!

Can't sleep at all.

The reason he couldn't sleep wasn't because he had any evil thoughts, but rather... how should I put it?

Xiao Yao always thought that sleeping while holding a girl was just as comfortable as sleeping while holding a pillow or a teddy bear.

Only now did he realize that this was nothing more than the ignorant delusion of a virgin man, just like the idea that "a young girl's underwear must be a complete set of pure white underwear."

First of all, his right hand was very heavy—the girl's head and the plush pillow were not even in the same weight class.

Secondly, you can twist and turn freely while holding a plush pillow, but you can't while holding a girl.

Xiao Yao wanted to move, but dared not move at all, for fear of waking Shen Jie (if she was asleep).

Xiao Yao felt a slight itch in his nose. He persisted for about half a minute before pulling his left hand back and gently scratching the tip of his nose.

"Don't move," the girl sobbed.

Look, here it is.

Xiao Yao's cheeks started itching again. He concluded that the culprit behind his constant itching was Shen Jie's hair.

So he leaned his head back.

Well, that's much better.

In the complete silence, he listened to Shen Jie's breathing, neither too light nor too heavy.

The girl's body was burning hot.

Xiao Yao discovered that the breathing sound was the culprit preventing him from falling asleep.

If your breathing is out of sync with hers, then you'll be breathing in unison, constantly listening to each other's breaths.

So he tried to synchronize his breathing with the other person's, but he couldn't get it right and soon lost his composure.

Xiao Yao recalled a story about a child who asked an old man whether he put his beard outside or inside the blanket when he slept. The old man replied that he had never paid attention to that question.

That night, the old man couldn't sleep because he felt uncomfortable no matter whether he put his beard inside or outside the blanket.

This breathing problem is exactly like that.

Xiao Yao finally realized that, when it comes to sleeping, it's more comfortable to be alone.

They have to be back to back.

Shen Jie's hot breath sprayed onto his face, making it wet, which made Xiao Yao extremely uncomfortable.

He tried to pull his numb arm out from under Shen Jie's neck, but he couldn't budge it.

Helpless, he had no choice but to pull hard.

"Ah, ah! Ah!" Shen Jie suddenly woke up with a start.

"I'm sorry," Xiao Yao said sincerely.

He apologized while quietly turning his back to them.

No, I'm still too unwilling to go back to back.

Xiao Yao turned back and gently hugged Shen Jie's arm.

"Don't push me, I'm going to fall..." Shen Jie complained, her words slurred.

"Sorry, this is a single bed after all," Xiao Yao thought to himself, and moved back two centimeters towards the wall.

Shen Jie suddenly sat up on the edge of the bed, lost in thought.

Xiao Yao knew she was going back. This time, he wasn't going to pester her to stay.

To his surprise, the girl pulled the pillow away, threw it at the foot of the bed, then turned over and lay down head to toe with Xiao Yao, wrapping herself tightly in his small blanket again.

?

Okay, this seems a little more spacious.

Xiao Yao put his hands under his head, finally stopped tossing and turning, and fell into a deep sleep.

I don't know how long I slept, but when I woke up again, there were already bright colors on the curtains.

He heard the chirping of early birds and a familiar, faint snoring sound.

What happened to setting an alarm for an hour before going back to sleep? What happened to the story of Shen's mother moving three times to set a good example?

Xiao Yao decided to do his duty and awaken this respectable mother of life.

The blanket had been kicked away by the girl, and her two small, perfectly shaped feet were now placed next to Xiao Yao's face.

In the dim morning light, Xiao Yao admired the girl's feet with great interest.

It's a sight you'll never tire of, no matter how many times you see it.

Slender arches, full heels, and neat toes, but the second index finger stands out from the rest, being longer than the other four toes.

Without nail polish, her tiny toenails seemed to shimmer with a natural luster. Her toenails appeared to have just been trimmed, with smooth, even tips, small white tips, slightly tinged with pink, and neatly trimmed, like rhythmic musical notes.

Her slender toes were neatly clustered together, with fine, soft gaps between them and rosy, smooth toe pads, just like ripe grapes, delicate and tempting, displayed on her snow-white skin.

Her feet were like flawless pieces of jade, the arch of her feet so beautiful it seemed to be displaying the beauty of geometry—heaven knows, that was Xiao Yao's most hated subject.

Strangely enough, despite being an athletic girl, there were no calluses or dead skin from any angle. The only thing that stood out was a pair of perfectly symmetrical scabs on her heels, which looked like fresh wounds. This made Xiao Yao feel a little sorry for her.

What Xiao Yao didn't know was that Shen Jie had rarely worn leather shoes since she was a child. Therefore, with the careful care of high-end sports shoes, her jade feet grew without any hindrance, naturally forming a perfect shape with a straight arc from toe to heel.

Therefore, walking such a long distance in new leather shoes this time can be considered a technical mistake in a sense.

Xiao Yao admired the texture of the girl's soles and leaned in to smell them. It seemed... because they had been washed, there wasn't a particular smell, yet there was also a faint fragrance, or perhaps it was just his imagination.

Driven by an immense curiosity and thirst for knowledge about science, he stuck out the tip of his tongue and tentatively took a bite.

Hmm, it doesn't have much flavor. If I had to say, it's a bit salty, but it's okay.

Also out of respect for the symbiotic partner... he abandoned the idea of ​​putting the grape in his mouth.

It's time to wake her up.

Xiao Yao reached out and tickled the sole of Shen Jie's foot.

"hey-hey."

There was no response; the calls continued.

Xiao Yao tickled the girl's palm again, this time with greater force.

Then, use both hands to tickle the soles of both feet at the same time.

...still no response.

Why is the skin on the soles of your feet so thick?

He derived the joy he had as a child from this activity.

Back when I was in kindergarten, there was a mandatory nap time every day at noon.

Xiao Yao was the most mischievous one, so his aunt often rubbed his eyes with Tiger Balm.

During nap time at kindergarten, the children are all head to head and foot to foot.

Therefore, unable to sleep and not daring to be too reckless, Xiao Yao tossed and turned listlessly.

You'll find that there's a pair of feet on the left and another pair of feet on the right.

Therefore, Xiao Yao was very familiar with the prank of tickling the soles of feet.

Sometimes, they even take off the socks of the children next to them—

Ok?