You're my wife, don't doubt it!

The fact that they booked a hotel room was already common knowledge at the birthday party, but Xiaoxiong hadn't yet told him exactly how Song Haijian had caused trouble or about the similar incident.

"How would I know? It's all over the school's online forum," said Xiao Xiong.

"Tieba?"

Chapter 140 Deadly Rumors

2023-03-20

The heavenly sound of the pipe organ filled the entire church and reached outside the church doors, reaching Xiao Yao's ears.

Then he heard the sound of a group of people inside standing up at different times.

"Priests and commoners, descendants of royalty, holy subjects, chosen people of Heaven..."

"Okay, I'm not talking to you anymore," Xiao Yao said, pacing back and forth at the church entrance. "I'm going in now—don't call me this early in the morning again."

"Hey," said the little bear, "Are you really not taking me with you to that hall of fame of Song Haijian?"

"I didn't mean anything by it, I was just worried you'd get in my way," Xiao Yao said.

"Damn it! If it weren't for me last time, would you guys have been able to take down Lao Yao?" Little Bear shouted. "I'm the strongest fighter in our group, okay!"

"It's because you messed with Lao Yao that I can't take you with me." Xiao Yao thought to himself, but said aloud, "I really don't plan to break ties this time. Those who are going are either already involved or not afraid of trouble from that Song guy in the future, so I won't drag you into it. If we really need to attack and capture strongholds, I won't even allow you to refuse if you don't want to come."

"That's more like it." The little bear's voice still sounded a bit strained.

"Alright, that's enough. I'm hanging up now."

The person presiding over this mass was, naturally, Yu Luying's maternal uncle, Yu Bo.

This usually carefree and irresponsible rogue clergyman, just like the ribbonfish, looked quite dignified and respectable when he put on his green robes and stood on the altar.

This thing is actually called a "ritual robe," but Xiao Yao didn't know it. He just thought it looked like the robes worn by mages or priests in Bloodline II.

Green wasn't Xiao Yao's favorite color, but even so, it still looked very handsome on Yu Bo.

Casting speed +100%...

It's hard to reconcile his current appearance with that of the spirited young man who used to chant gospels in alleyways and then lift up a man with a pompadour and beat him up...

Is it true that clothes make the man?

No, absolutely not.

Looking at the room full of young people and familiar faces, including the man with the pompadour hairstyle, Xiao Yao knew that Yu Bo's aura and his powerful ability to acquire new clients were definitely not based on his clothes.

What are these people doing here? It's the middle of summer vacation, and they're all here instead of sleeping this early in the morning... Does Brother Bo know some kind of mind control magic?

Xiao Yao's mind was filled with wild thoughts that even he himself couldn't believe.

……

Xiao Yao found the Mass boring, and the pungent smell of the incense burner on the stage aggravated his cough.

He mechanically and numbly stood and sat with the congregation around him.

Logically speaking, Don Quixote should also be considered a Catholic. I wonder if attending this Mass might give him some fighting power.

Father Yu, please grant me a powerful blessing buff!

"May the Lord be with you." Yu Bo solemnly stretched out his arms.

“And it is with your soul.” Upon hearing this, Shen Jie, who was beside Xiao Yao, answered along with the others.

“Please raise your hearts upwards,” Yu Bo said.

Xiao Yao subconsciously followed Yu Bo's example and raised both palms above his head, but seeing that no one else was doing the same, he quickly put them down.

“We turn to the Lord with all our hearts,” the congregation replied.

"Please thank the Lord our God." Yu Bo then changed his raised hands to a prayer position.

“That’s only natural,” Shen Jie told the congregation.

“That’s only natural,” Xiao Yao added belatedly, his words standing out in the silence so abruptly that several people in the front row turned to look at him.

Shen Jie glared at him with her big eyes and nudged him with her elbow. Xiao Yao quickly covered his mouth in embarrassment.

Why isn't this over yet? Xiao Yao was getting anxious. He wanted to rush to the internet cafe to see what kind of nonsense was going on in the school's online forum.

……

“When He willingly gave His life and suffered,” Yu Bo held up a large, round, white flatbread in both hands, “took the flatbread, gave thanks, broke it, and gave it to His disciples, saying,” Yu Bo then bent down, “take it and eat it: this is my body, which I will sacrifice for you.”

"Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling!" A chubby boy, dressed in a white robe and kneeling on the altar, who looked like a middle school student, began to spin the bell in his hand.

Yu Bo put the large flatbread in his hand aside and picked up a golden cup.

"This must be the Holy Grail, right?" Xiao Yao whispered to Shen Jie.

"I don't know—don't speak." Shen Jie said, "Probably."

“After supper, He also took the cup,” Yu Bo said, holding the Holy Grail in both hands and raising it before him. “He gave thanks again and gave it to His disciples, saying, ‘Take this and drink from it, all of you. This cup is my blood, the blood of a new and everlasting covenant, which will be poured out for you and all people to forgive sins. Do this in memory of me.’”

"Dingle! Dingle! Dingle!"

Xiao Yao raised his head and looked up at the cup in Yu Bo's hand. He vaguely felt that the connection between himself and Don Quixote had deepened.

While queuing to receive the "holy body", Shen Jie also went up.

The girl crossed her arms and placed them on her shoulders, allowing Yu Bo to press her head and bestow blessings.

After the Mass, Xiao Yao said he had something to do and told Shen Jie to go talk to Yu Bo herself.

"I'm going to talk to Yu Bo? Ha, is this your business or mine?" Shen Jie said with dissatisfaction.

“My business is your business,” Xiao Yao told her.

Although he was scolded, Shen Jie did not really stop him. Xiao Yao left the church and ran wildly towards "Canhua Internet Cafe".

He had actually considered going to a more distant internet cafe to avoid being caught red-handed by Song Haijian and having his crime compounded. But then he thought that it was too early in the morning, and besides, going to an internet cafe was nothing compared to his current crime. In the end, his anxiety prevailed.

At this time of day, there aren't many people in the internet cafe; most are people who have stayed up all night and are now sprawled out on the sofas, fast asleep.

The air conditioning was on full blast, making Xiao Yao feel very comfortable.

His most frequently used machine was now occupied by a blond guy playing Legend of Mir, but Xiao Yao wasn't there to play today, so when he saw an old machine behind the blond guy that he usually looked down on was empty, he sat down.

Paying money to come to an internet cafe, sitting on an old machine, and picking up the mouse to click the IE icon instead of opening "Bloodline II"—this kind of experience was quite strange for Xiao Yao.

Instead of opening the school's online forum directly, he first typed "Song Haijian" into the search box.

While no one can judge a person’s future crimes, what if they have a history of misconduct?

Tsk, Song Haijian, occupation: screenwriter.

That's not it.

The Song Haijian Family: A Model Family – Supported by Love in the Name of Love. Song Haijian is the Deputy Captain of the Transportation Law Enforcement and Supervision Brigade of the Changdao Marine Ecological Civilization Comprehensive Experimental Zone…

What transportation captain? Xiao Yao wanted to laugh.

Song Haijian, legal representative of Wuhu Qifei XXXX Co., Ltd.

How many Song Haijians are there?! Can this world ever get any better?!

Damn, finally got it.

Outstanding head teacher at the municipal level, backbone teacher at the provincial level, advanced worker in the national education system...

Damn it, why aren't there any tearful accusations from the students he persecuted?

Yes, it must be because Su Jiang's poor students are being kept in a "fully enclosed, militarized management" pigsty, making it difficult for them to speak out online.

Ah, what is this?

"...Their new homeroom teacher, Song Haijian, is already investigating the similarity between XY and YLY's test papers. It's estimated that this matter won't be over until one of them leaves, and they might both have to leave."

Xiao Yao's heart tightened, and he quickly clicked on it, which took him to the "St. Francis High School Forum".

Xiao Yao knew who XY was, of course. It was him. When he first came to this forum in the first semester, he saw comments like "XY? Isn't that an idiot?"

I was quite upset for a while at the time.

As for who YLY is... of course.

The post, titled "Did you know that there's been a similar cheating incident in the first year of high school?", was posted by an IP address marked with an asterisk. The post vividly claimed that the poster had inside information about the school, that xy and yly's final exams were highly similar, and that the school was conducting a serious investigation, and so on.

The post was moderately popular, not particularly popular, but it was the 8th floor that caught Xiao Yao's attention.

Baidu Tieba user _a2M25PZ: Didn't yly get an NK from this xy before? How come they keep picking on one person at a time?

Xiuming: No, I heard the school thinks they were in cahoots.

Baidu Tieba user _a2M25PZ: They're dating? How can stealing a girl get you a girlfriend? I'll try stealing next time.

Social Weide: What, you're not convinced? They've been together for a while now, are you living in some remote mountain forest?

ChunChunGuan: Ahhhhh, Yly, my Yly...

Yyysssxz: That guy has already seen and used all of her nks, so of course she can only marry him. Please hurry up next time.

"What the hell is this?" Xiao Yao slammed the mouse down in his hand.

As for the underwear incident, didn't Lao Yao already take responsibility when she revealed it herself? The whole school was there, so why are you still thinking about me stealing her underwear?