Let's turn back time a bit.
Apple TV
"Get ready! The live stream is about to begin! Bingbing and Wang Sichun, you two sit down!"
The director fiddled with the equipment in the audience, glanced at the time on his watch, and nodded.
"——3——"
"——2——"
"——1——"
~Ta-da~ Ta-da~
Accompanied by upbeat and cheerful music, the audience, who had been waiting, finally got a clear view of the screen.
"Hello, dear viewers and guests, welcome to the program: Entertainment, High-End, Patriotic—Global Live Broadcast! Focusing exclusively on the figure of that representative from the Celestial Empire!—"
Bingbing began the show's opening remarks as usual.
"Hmm, yes."
Wang Sichun, the mummy, nodded and continued.
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"Holy crap! It's finally airing! Bingbing! My second wife! Damn it... Holy crap... The Mummy?!"
"Holy crap! Who the hell is this?!"
"This dog scared the hell out of me! I'm filing a complaint!" 15
"Wang Sichun! I'm your father!"
"Holy crap! Guys! This mummy is Wang Sichun! Why is he wrapped up like a mummy?! Damn! This is fucking hilarious!"
"Principal Wang is awesome! He didn't hesitate to use his looks to win over everyone. I was so moved I cried, hahaha."
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"Alright, let's follow the live broadcast and see how that representative from China fares."
Bingbing changed the subject and turned to look at the big screen.
As the large screen on the stage lit up, Bingbing and Wang Sichun couldn't help but swallow hard, involuntarily becoming nervous.
Both of them knew that Wu Yue had turned back into a man.
Soon, at 8:00 AM Beijing time, the war for national destiny officially began.
The screen lit up, and the image gradually became clear, causing everyone to widen their eyes in surprise.
It appeared on the screen!
The goddess everyone dreams of!
Her long, golden hair was styled in a bun at the back of her head! Her face was as beautiful as an angel's! And her expression was resolute!
What? !
This time is different! The clothes I'm wearing aren't the blue and white battle armor!
It was a fitted black men's suit! Her petite figure was perfectly outlined!
A killer androgynous beauty!
Wang Sichun's body reacted immediately; his mouth opened, and saliva uncontrollably began to flow down.
Bingbing was much better, but her face was still slightly red. She turned to look at Wang Sichun, just about to change the subject.
Seeing Wang Sichun's infatuated look, he sighed.
"—Ahem—Ahem—Great, Principal Wang! It looks like the live stream has already started!"
Very loud sound.
"Huh? Ah... Hmm, indeed, Wu Yue is as beautiful as ever. This time her outfit is different too. The fitted suit accentuates her petite figure, and chains are wrapped around her delicate arms, presenting a domineering beauty."
Wang Sichun said this, his eyes never leaving Wu Yue's face on the screen.
Bingbing immediately felt overwhelmed.
Good heavens! What the hell is Wang Sichun talking about?! This is a live broadcast! Not your private lecture!
Look at your perverted look! If Wu Yue were to be interested in you, I'd laugh my head off.
And shouldn't the plan be to bring up a topic at this point, thereby introducing the Grand Master of the Sheep and making his appearance?!
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"I'm dying of laughter! Wang Sichun is really like a wild boar that only thinks with his lower body. He actually wants to seduce Wu Yue, this cabbage?! I'll be the first to object!"
"It's really ugly! Look at Bingbing's expression, she's speechless."
"Wang Sichun! I'm your father!"
"Hey upstairs, take me with you."
"But speaking of which, Wu Yue looks really good in this outfit. She's like a beautiful woman in men's clothing. I feel like if someone could marry her... how conquering that would be..."
"Holy shit! Can you please stop being so disgusting?"
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Bingbing felt like crying but couldn't shed a tear. Suddenly, she felt utterly exhausted, both physically and mentally, and held her forehead.
"Wang Sichun! I'm telling you... can't you control yourself... the way you're acting right now is really..."
Bingbing said through gritted teeth.
Wang Sichun was stunned for a moment, turned his head to look at Bingbing who was holding her forehead, and then looked at the staff around him.
He saw the director, who was excitedly talking to him.
Judging from the lip movements... it seems to be...
—You damn bastard! Can you stop giving me this crap?!—
Wang Sichun hadn't reacted yet, but the saliva at the corner of his mouth finally couldn't hold back and dripped onto his thigh.
Wang Sichun looked down and was startled to find that the bandages on his lower body were soaked with saliva. He finally realized how out of line he was and immediately started to grab a tissue from the table to wipe himself, talking as he did so.
"Oh dear, it seems Wu Yue is still participating in the war of national destiny in this manner."
Bingbing immediately responded, bringing up the topic as planned.
"Hmm, you're still as beautiful and charming as ever. Hey, by the way, I suddenly smell something. Principal Wang, can you smell it?"
"Hmm...it smells like something an engine is emitting."
"What does the engine of a 727 smell like?"
"That's right, it's like... the smell of gunpowder before an airplane takes off."
Bingbing immediately put on an expression of sudden realization.
"Oh, I see. Principal Wang's statement reminds me of more than one person."
Wang Sichun nodded, then clapped his hands.
"That's right, it's that person!"
Just finished speaking!
A light and cheerful sound rang out! The stage lights came on! All the colored lights simultaneously illuminated the left side of the stage!
"Wuhu~ Take off~"
A person walked out from behind the curtain on the left, with a big smile on his face, and began to wave to the audience.
With the help of music!
Under the glow of colorful lights!
The atmosphere instantly became lively!
Bingbing immediately extended her hand in a welcoming gesture and smiled as she spoke!
"Let's welcome the famous League of Legends streamer! ~Wuhu Takes Off~ Wuhu Da Si Yang! Welcome, welcome~"
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"Holy crap! Da Siyang! Wang Sichun really went all out! Such a heavyweight guest!"
"Wuhu~ Take off~ Hehehehehe~"
"Looking back~ digging~ hehehehehe~"
"Xu Huang's Yang Clan Running Kill, Xiao Feng's Heavy Kick Plus Sunflower!"
"The Grand Sheep Master is awesome!"
Chapter Sixty-Two: A Beautiful and Kind-hearted Person in the Human Realm! A Hungry Ghost Realm! Yujiro Hanma's 1v2?
Muye Village
Seeing Artoria rushing towards the Asura Path, Wu Yue immediately checked his surroundings.
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