Zhai Gang, you created a classic moment right from the very first second of the live stream!
The King of Space Pranks!
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"Ahem, stop talking nonsense, I'm legitimately piloting a spaceship!"
Zhai Gang waved his hand, signaling Fang Jing to quickly take that unfortunate camera away.
This time, he truly cemented his title as the King of Space Jokes in front of the whole world!
He had already anticipated that his classic quotes and actions would be circulating all over the internet.
A live streaming mishap, a complete live streaming mishap.
孽 孽!
This brat!
Chapter 73 The Streamer is Making a Solo Mission to the Moon
In the live stream, at that moment, the screen was filled with text.
Although Zhai Gang changed the subject very quickly, netizens' ears were frighteningly sharp!
"It turns out that flying a spaceship is just as 'funny' as driving a tractor."
"A space tractor?"
"Does the engine need to be hand-cranked?"
"I don't know if the engine needs to be hand-cranked, but the hatch definitely needs to be hand-cranked."
"Hahaha, as expected of the king of space jokes, you made me laugh."
"It's Zhai Gang piloting the spacecraft! Wait, why does the other astronaut look so unfamiliar? Also, who is the astronaut broadcasting the live stream?"
"Going back upstairs, the other one is an astronaut trained by the Army, the one broadcasting the live stream is a payload specialist, and Brother Zhai is in charge of piloting the spacecraft."
"..."
Well-informed netizens have already obtained information about the second batch of lunar astronauts.
Zhai Gang, a seasoned astronaut, served as the commander, handling emergencies.
Zhou Yuan was selected as an astronaut by the Army and was responsible for handling emergencies.
Fang Jing is a payload expert responsible for scientific research.
Of course, the information about Fang Jing and Zhou Yuan was all false.
However, this still sparked a heated discussion among onlookers.
After all, it's quite rare for an experienced person to mentor two newcomers.
"One minute to get ready!"
A clear command was suddenly given, and Fang Jing and the other two who were chatting idly inside the spaceship immediately fell silent.
Zhai Gang noticed Fang Jing's nervousness, chuckled softly, and said, "I was terrified the first time I rode a rocket."
"Don't worry, the rocket launch is handled by the control center. You can wear goggles and treat it as training."
"You can see space with just a blink of an eye!"
"Ahem!" Fang Jing suddenly coughed lightly, trying to remind Brother Zhai.
My live streaming equipment is on!
Brother Zhai opened his mouth and his eyes widened.
Holy crap, this damn thing is still running?
I'm terrified, terrified, terrified!
My lifelong reputation!
Fang Jing looked at Zhai Ge's astonished expression and just wanted to laugh. All his nervousness vanished completely.
As for Zhou Yuan, he was only excited, his eyes were almost bursting with fervor and excitement, and he was nervous.
This guy probably doesn't have that kind of feeling.
Zhou Yuan: I've been through a hail of bullets before, so being nervous is nothing!
"Thirty seconds!"
Upon hearing the command for the 30-second countdown, Zhai Ge, looking sullen, immediately gave Fang Jing a textbook-perfect face change.
The initial bewildered and comical expression vanished instantly, replaced by seriousness and solemnity.
His eyes were bright and piercing as he stared intently at the control panel in front of him, meticulous in every detail, like a guardian who stood firm against wind and rain to protect the border!
Fang Jing was stunned for a moment, but after realizing what had happened, he perfectly captured the change on camera.
At the same time, he smiled slightly.
In the live stream, the general public also noticed this sudden change.
"Brother Zhai is so handsome!"
"I can chat with you casually most of the time, but when it comes to work, I'm super serious!"
"That change is fucking awesome! He was just trying to comfort the newbie!!!"
"..."
The onlookers realized that Brother Zhai was actually relieving the psychological pressure on the newcomers.
From a quirky and gentle middle-aged man to a stern and solemn warrior.
It only took him a moment!
These are China's astronauts: gentle and kind to others, but strict, serious, and meticulous in their work!
"Ten seconds!"
"Ten, nine, eight... three, two, one, ignite!"
The rocket has launched!
With a violent tremor, Fang Jing felt as if something had hit his back.
The massive Storm 9 soared straight into the sky.
Like a giant sun rising over the sea, it shone brightly and slowly disappeared into the horizon.
Fang Jing, in the cockpit, felt as if all the blood in his body was flowing backward.
Fortunately, he had undergone rigorous astronaut training and his body had become accustomed to this kind of workload.
He could even easily raise the camera and capture the curve of the earth that could be seen through the porthole!
Before your eyes lies a vast and magnificent land, and in the distance, an endless expanse of azure sea.
Like clouds fluttering in the air, they gently shroud the sea, like a dream.
"beautiful!"
Fang Jing was stunned, and so was Zhou Yuan.
Although they have seen countless panoramic images of the Earth on the internet.
But anyone who sees this magnificent, dreamlike Earth with their own eyes will be filled with awe.
This is their home.
So beautiful, it's breathtaking!
"It'll be even more spectacular in a bit, watch out for the shaking, it's about to separate!"
At this moment, Zhai Gang's serious expression was punctuated by a rare smile.
This panoramic view of the Earth is truly astonishing every time I see it.
"Separate primary and secondary levels!"
Sure enough, the next second, the commander immediately made the report.
Fang Jing felt his whole body shudder violently, then gradually calmed down.
"We're almost at the Carmen line!"
Zhai Gang's voice relaxed. The second stage ignition was successful, and they were about to enter space!
"Floating, floating up!"
Entering space.
Fang Jing immediately felt a lightness in his body, as if the shackles that had been binding him had been removed.
The ribbon that secures the camera to the side slowly rises.
The Earth's gravity is weakening.
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