Naruto: I'm Really Not a Pokémon

But before, I just wrote it down for my own amusement. Now that it’s my turn to write a book, I decided to bring out this Naruto fan story out of caution.

When I first read this book, I thought the Pokémon Croaky was too ninja-like and it would be a shame not to put it in the Naruto world. I also thought that the skills in the Pokémon were also very suitable to be transformed into ninjutsu.

When I first started writing the book, I was discussing the plot with my friend, and he advised me not to give the protagonist a summoned beast. If there is a quack, people will mistakenly think it is a summoning story, which may divert readers. It is difficult to write too much with a summoned beast, and you will be criticized if you write too little.

But in the end, I still felt that Gua Gua was the starting point of this book, so I forced myself to keep it.

As a result, when the book was first published, after 5 days of review, no editor signed it. After another 5 days of cross-review, still no editor signed it.

At that time, I had already published a book with 5 words, and I felt so disappointed. I felt that I was not suitable for writing novels. Was there something wrong with what I had written before? Should I just hire a psychic beast if I couldn't get it done?

At that time, I once thought about throwing away all the manuscripts I had and stopping writing.

Fortunately, the editor Qinghu finally pulled it out for me on the last day of cross-review, thus saving the book.

After that, new books were put into the library. In the first few days, there were only dozens of collections every day, but I was still very happy. What I liked most was chatting with book lovers in the chapter descriptions and book reviews. Later, the number increased to hundreds every day, and I began to like checking the data in the backend every few hours.

Hey, don’t laugh at me, new authors just have no self-control.

Until today when I suddenly received the notification that the product would be put on the shelves, I am still a little confused.

I am a reasonable person. When discussing this book with my friends, I was scolded several times, "Why do you care if it is reasonable or not? Who cares if it is consistent with the original? Readers want excitement! If you can't write excitement, no one will read it!" (Actually, what he said makes sense. He is also an old bookworm who has been reading for more than ten years. PS: You know I am talking about you, right? I don't mean to criticize you.)

However, there are some plot points that even I find illogical, and I really can't continue writing them.

Aside from being tired, I've actually had a lot of fun writing this book. For example, the part about Zabuza's graduation exam, the part about fighting the pirate captain, and the part about fighting the rainbow bird.

I really enjoyed myself when I wrote these plots.

However, after finishing writing it, I was afraid that I was just indulging myself, and I was also afraid that I had missed something and the meaning was not clear. In short, I was full of contradictions.

Then there is the issue of IQ. I have been reading novels for so many years, and I am not young anymore. I can no longer bear to see plots where everyone's IQ decreases.

But I've also heard a saying that "the upper limit of a character's IQ in a novel is the upper limit of the author's IQ."

Well, how should I put it, I’m not a smart person, but I don’t want the character to be too stupid.

So the character I finally set for the protagonist was not a person with high IQ, but someone who is very quick-witted at critical moments.

Since the character's IQ limit cannot be raised, the protagonist must think of a solution within a few seconds in a critical moment. As an author, I can spend several hours behind the scenes helping the protagonist think of the optimal solution. Doesn't that make the protagonist appear smarter?

What’s the point of saying so much?

I write books very slowly...

The author is just like his pen name, a jack of all trades.

I don’t have many manuscripts saved, and the key is that I sit in front of the computer almost all day every day, but I can’t produce many words.

After it's on the shelves, I can only update as much as possible, so I'll throw out the saved drafts in the first two days.

I will try my best to post as many as possible in the future.

Well, how about it?

I think this is a good suggestion.

Alright, enough rambling. I still want to thank all the readers. Thank you for your comments and feedback, thank you for following my book, thank you for subscribing to this book in the future, and thank you for any donations or monthly passes you may receive.

Thanks to the editor Qinghu for saving this book, thanks to the author in the group for helping to solve the problem, and thanks to the fruit boss in the group for sending

Okay, that's it.

New author, new book will be on the shelves tomorrow.

Time to get back to writing!

Chapter 50: The Battle Ends (First Update! Please Subscribe!)

As the long dragon of fire in front of him gradually dissipated.

After coming to his senses, Jianchuan Ju, who was on high alert, saw that the enemy was not continuing to attack.

Qing, who had arrived at some point, was seen casually stepping on the back of the thin man named Bao Gui.

The other party lay on the ground very peacefully, not moving at all, without any resistance. The scene was very harmonious.

Of course, if you can ignore the spider-web-like cracks and collapse on the ground, as well as the white foam coming out of Bao Gui's mouth, the scene would be more harmonious.

As if sensing something, Tachibana Jianchuan turned her head and saw Mei Terumi who had also appeared behind her without her noticing.

He shrugged his nose and retracted the water array wall that had been sealed but not released.

Seeing that his captain had arrived, Jianchuan Ju no longer had to worry about safety issues. He decisively picked up Lan Zai, who had just blocked the attack for him, and examined him carefully.

"Qua~"

After checking his body, he found that he did not have any burns caused by the steam just now, and it seemed that because he had just evolved, the whole frog seemed very excited.

After evolving from 'Quack Bubble Frog' to 'Quack Head Frog', Lanzai not only grew in height from over 30 centimeters to over 60 centimeters, but his body also became more slender and taller.

Compared to its previous small, dumpling-like body, its limbs are now much more stretched and flexible.

At the same time, the dark blue line that was previously only between the eyebrows also spread to the entire face and back, changing from a light blue little frog to a dark and light blue.

Jianchuan Ju held Lanzai and looked at him over and over for a while before touching his little head with a smile.

"Lan Zai is more handsome than before!"

"Quack~ (／ω＼)"

Zabuza, who had just run over at this time, was relieved to see that Jianchuan Tachibana was not injured.

However, Mei Terumi looked at Lanzai in Jianchuan Tachibana's arms with some surprise and marveled at him.

"How did Lanzai grow so big in an instant? Is it some kind of ninjutsu?"

While speaking, Mei Terumi reached out her hand to touch Lan Zai, who was very different from before.

"Crack~"

Jianchuan Ju slapped away the hand that Mei Terumi extended and said with some disgust.

"I'm surprised by what I've seen. The toads in Myoboku Mountain can grow from thumb-sized tadpoles to giant toads as tall as a mountain."

"It grew up little by little. How can it grow big in an instant?"

Qing, who was tying up Bao Gui alone, spoke helplessly when he saw these three disciples completely ignoring him.

"Ju, aren't you going to treat that Caique? If we wait any longer, she'll probably die from excessive blood loss."

Jianchuan Ju then remembered that he wanted to go and treat Caique just now, but was interrupted by the sneak attack from that guy named Bao Gui, and he had forgotten about it.

Looking at Lanzai in his arms, he felt that it was not appropriate to put him on his shoulders given his current size.

He simply put the little frog at his feet and ran to the colorful bird that was still lying there, no longer having the strength to scream.

After giving her a simple bandage and confirming that she would not die immediately, Jianchuan Ju patted his butt and stood up.

[Ding! Treat 50 patients cumulatively and unlock the achievement "Iron Stick Hospital, Stab the Director."]

This. Jianchuan Ju, who had been able to ignore the system achievement prompt sound, put down his hand that was patting the dust in embarrassment.

But then Jianchuan Ju relaxed again. After all, only he could see the nonsense about his achievement. As long as he didn't show embarrassment, no one would be able to discover the problem.

Moreover, this was a pleasant surprise.

This patient treatment achievement is part of a series of achievements; previously unlocked were "One Dares to Heal, One Dares to Trust" for treating one patient and "Trainee Doctor Reports!" for treating ten patients.

I thought the next achievement would only be unlocked after treating 100 patients, but I didn't expect to trigger this achievement again today.

It made Jianchuanju feel like he had made a good deal.

"Hey! What are you grinning about?"

When Jianchuan Ju heard the voice, he turned around and saw Captain Qing carrying Baogui and Zabuza, who were tied up like dumplings, and Mei Terumi, who was looking at him with some disgust, walking towards him.

"You guy, it's just a treatment, why are you smiling so happily?"

Jianchuan Ju, who was looking very unhappy, didn't want to pay any attention to Mei Terumi and directly changed the subject to ask Xiang Qing.

"Captain Qing, you should have arrived a long time ago, right?"

"It's been a while, not too early."

Qing turned his head slightly, and his lips almost hit Bao Gui, who was unconscious on his shoulder.

He quickly threw the turtle bag on the ground and Qing clapped his hands in disgust.

Qing was actually feeling a little guilty. After he found out that Lanzai had been taken away by the spirit, he immediately realized that a battle had taken place here and quickly rushed over.

However, seeing that his two disciples were not in any danger, Qing just hid aside and watched the battle.

He also stopped Mei Terumi who was about to use the 'Earth Escape*Heart Beheading Technique' to go underground and help the two of them take down their opponent.

Finally, after seeing his disciple defeat the opponent with great difficulty, he was about to step forward to give some pointers, but he almost caused his disciple to get injured. He really felt that he had lost face as a senior ninja.

However, Jianchuan Ju asked Qing when he arrived, not because he wanted to blame him for not taking action, but because he was more concerned about the outcome of the battle on the other side.

"Then Mr. Qing, since this turtle has come over here, where are the other two ninjas from Konoha?"

Jianchuan Ju asked this question not because he was worried about the safety of Uchiha Obito and Hatake Kakashi. After all, even if they were popular supporting characters in the original work, they were now enemy ninjas to him.

The paper man and the real Jianchuanju can still be distinguished.