[Crayon Shin-chan effect: Because you are lawless and reckless, supernatural forces cannot corrupt you.]
[Negative effects: precocious, dislikes green peppers, likes photo albums of beautiful women, likes dancing the butt-revealing slap dance, likes Action Kamen, annoyingness level when causing trouble +50, IQ -30]
I rub!
Jiang Xiao really wanted to slap himself twice across the face. This guy was even worse than Patrick Star!
The main problem was that the negative effects angered him.
Everything else is fine, but I love green peppers!
The only advantage is that the IQ isn't reduced too much, otherwise this game would be truly wasted.
perhaps
Perhaps this SSS-level delusional disorder isn't as perverted as people imagine.
When he tried to cosplay Zhong Kui, he clearly felt his thoughts becoming more chaotic.
Is it because we shouldn't take such big steps, or we might accidentally tear our balls?
Maybe cosplaying as Doraemon or Balala the Fairies would be more reliable.
[Ding, game started. Enter the world of ghost stories. Where did Dad die?]
[Difficulty: 7 stars; two warning opportunities provided for each country]
Chapter 22 S-Rank Talent: Five Limbs Substitute Death Technique
However, Jiang Xiao felt okay; at least his IQ wasn't significantly lower this time.
Shinnosuke Nohara's influence on his mind was much weaker than that of the pink, mentally challenged starfish.
At this point, the Sakura Country finally stopped complaining, as can be seen from the name of this ghost story.
This time, it's clearly a case of choosing the chosen ones to be fathers, so women naturally can't participate.
As the game begins, the scene around Jiang Xiao gradually transforms into a Western-style study.
The environment is bright, much better than the mental hospital I was in last time.
The rules were written simply and clearly in the notebook on the desk.
Rule 1: You will play the role of a dutiful father, and you will fulfill all your child's requests.
[Rule Two: Your child is naughty, and you must learn to forgive any of his mischief.]
[Rule 3: Your child can play video games, but the game time cannot exceed 30 minutes.]
Rule 4: Your neighbor is not very friendly; please protect your family.
Rule 5: Ignore any noises coming from your child's room at night.
Rule Six: Do not anger your wife.
[Rule Seven: Always remember that you are a father, and never let your fear or giveaways reveal your true feelings to your family.]
[Requirements for passing the checkpoint: Live with the children for seven days, then go out and choose your own children]
What?
What's with this "going out to pick out a child" nonsense?
However, in the strange tales of rules, everything you see is perfectly normal.
Jiang Xiao tried his best to suppress the urge of the five-year-old mentally challenged child in his mind to come out, and pushed open the study door and walked out.
Outside was a spacious hall, almost entirely undecorated except for a sofa.
Ten adorable children, probably around five years old, were sitting on the sofa.
Besides.
The most unexpected thing happened.
Chosen ones from other countries have actually appeared in this hall.
It looks like they came out from the small rooms around the hall.
And quite a few people have already gathered around the sofa and started discussing it.
Jiang Xiao glanced at the number of small rooms around him. Hmm, including himself, there should be a total of ten Chosen Ones.
Upon seeing the Chosen Ones from the Dragon Kingdom appear, many Chosen Ones greeted them warmly.
As one of only two chosen ones to complete the previous mystery, Jiang Xiao's reputation is not to be underestimated.
Many people even resorted to flattery and sycophancy.
"So this is the one-in-a-million chosen one of the mentally ill in the Dragon Kingdom! His temperament is indeed extraordinary!"
"This is probably what they call a person of outstanding talent, worthy of our respect."
"As expected of an ancient civilization with a history of five thousand years, it's so mysterious."
"Jiang Xiao, if there is an opportunity for cooperation, please be sure to look after our Iron Kingdom!"
The chosen one of the Sakura Kingdom, Umekawa Neku, who had been sneering the whole time, finally spoke.
"Alright, I admit Jiang Xiaojun is indeed quite strong, but what if I had an S-rank talent? How would you deal with that?"
S-rank talent?
Everyone's expressions changed.
Although it's unclear whether this strange tale of rules will actually help them help each other, it's certainly good to make some positive connections.
The person who had just been praising Jiang Xiao immediately began fawning over Mei Chuan.
This made Xiao Meichuan even more smug, almost wagging his tail in the air!
In reality, Sakura's Umekawa is weak-willed and just an ordinary, greasy office worker.
I get scolded by my boss at work, scolded by my wife after get off work, and spend all my free time taking care of the kids.
He had been suppressing it for far too long.
This S-level talent allowed him to see a ray of hope in his dark life.
As long as I succeed, I will be a great hero of the Sakura Kingdom, and I can have whatever I want!
"Haha, Japan has always been a land of outstanding talents. I wonder what kind of talent Brother Neiku has acquired?"
"Yes, S-rank! Apart from Wobuju from the United States, you are the only S-rank talent to have appeared!"
"Tsk tsk tsk, not necessarily, after all, we didn't see it with our own eyes~"
A chosen one looked the man from the Japanese country up and down, his face full of disbelief.
"Baka! Are you doubting me? As the Great Sakura Empire, I drew an S-rank talent: Five Limbs Substitution Technique!"
Five-limb substitution technique?
Everyone gasped, their eyes darting around as they tried to guess what was going on in their minds.
As the name suggests, this talent allows one to die once in place of their own limbs.
So does that mean this guy has five extra lives?
Keep in mind that even with his S-rank talent, Wobu only dies once!
No, no, although Wobbul's talent only allows him to die once, he won't lose anything.
But Umekawa Neikyu will have to pay the price physically.
In summary: He's stronger than Wobbul, but only by a limited margin, and this guy doesn't seem to have much of a brain.
Why would a good person like you openly display their talent, especially in front of these [kids]!
As expected, the Prime Minister of Japan has already started to get angry.
He kept cursing, "Baka baka sila sila di shine shine."
Each nation keeps the talents of the chosen ones, especially their high-level talents, classified as secrets.
In fact, for the sake of the protection of the mechanism, many heads of state will not inquire about the talents of the chosen ones.
Even if you know it, what can you do? Can you evolve your talent?
Just like Nako Yukishiro, she only revealed her high charm to the Prime Minister and some high-ranking members of parliament.
As for what exactly talent is, she did not say.
What the hell is there that directly announces this to the world like Meichuan Neikku?
[The Umekawa Treasury in Japan really knows how to operate.]
Haha, that's what you call confidence is invincible!
"Uh, just by looking at his pathetic appearance, I can tell his cerebellum is definitely underdeveloped, and his cerebrum is completely underdeveloped."
[Baka! Your Dragon Kingdom's chosen ones are insane! What right do they have to mock our Meichuan Treasury!]
Jiang Xiao remained aloof, observing the Chosen Ones around him who were flattering Mei Chuan Neiku.
It wasn't that he was aloof, but rather that he felt his thoughts were about to become uncontrollable.
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