I'm a mentally ill person, and I was chosen to participate in the Rules of the Strange Tales.

What a perfect match for my major!

Soon, a mental hospital in Jiangsu Province confirmed that Jiang Xiao was their patient.

They also uploaded their name, photo, and medical records.

this.

Seeing the medical records one after another, Jiang Xiao's condition seemed to be more serious than the viewers in the live broadcast room had imagined.

[Holy crap! This guy Jiang Xiao, I'm just saying, oh my god! This is fucking amazing!]

Looking at the medical records, I feel that Jiang Xiao's mental illness might be even more severe than that of the three patients in the mental hospital.

Actually, he wouldn't lose out by taking this medicine; it might even cure his illness.

In the end, we're finished again. That idiot... sigh... oh well, let's just destroy it.

Some people in the live chat wanted to start cursing, but then they thought that the other person was mentally ill, so what was the point of cursing?

Those who were watching the live stream and were obsessed with foreigners started barking again when they saw this.

[Hahaha, our Dr. Wobuju has already started trying to feed the patient his medication, what are you all doing?]

[Holy crap! A lunatic? It's your Dragon Kingdom that's causing this mess, trying to use magic to counter magic, huh?]

[Sigh, thinking about it, you Chinese are really pathetic. First, there's the 80-year-old man fighting a ghost story while ill, then the young heartthrob getting instantly killed right from the start, and this time it's even more outrageous—you got a mentally ill character! Hahaha!]

Perhaps fate has turned against your Dragon Kingdom; this advantage is on our side, the Lighthouse!

I'll say it again: I'm incredibly grateful that my whole family got into the Lighthouse. You Chinese are inherently stupid; I look forward to your fourth consecutive defeat!

Welcome to the embrace of our beacon! But our American daddy only wants rich people; poor folks, stay away!

These people's remarks were quickly met with backlash from the people of China.

Where's that guy who was having diarrhea? Please feed these Western-worshipping lapdogs a good meal, soup and all!

Forget it, let's not count on it this time. Let's save our energy and prepare for the arrival of the eerie invasion.

This kid actually lived in a mental hospital for a full fourteen years!

It would not be an exaggeration to say that he was terminally ill.

"How about we gather some psychiatrists to give Jiang Xiao a consultation?" someone suggested.

But someone immediately countered: "We can't even pass on any information from this ghost story, so what's the use of experts coming?"

"Forget it, let's prepare for the worst in advance."

After showing off a bottle of 'candy', Jiang Xiao checked the time.

Yes, it's nine o'clock in the morning, time to play with friends.

Jiang Xiao opened the door and walked straight out.

He completely ignored the first rule that everyone must wear a white coat!

An inexplicable force quickly invaded Jiang Xiao's brain, attempting to transform it into something bizarre.

But after this strange force went around in circles, it was completely dumbfounded.

Seriously? Where's this guy's brain? If he didn't have a brain, how could I have gotten infected?!

[One of Patrick Star's effects: Because Patrick Star has no brain, he is immune to the mental pollution of the ghost story world.]

The audience felt a chill run down their spines upon seeing this scene. They knew Jiang Xiao would fail, but they never expected him to die so quickly.

[Damn it, Jiang Xiao completely ignored the first rule, he's probably doomed.]

My god, that security guard is so damn muscular! He could probably kill a bull with one punch!

[With Jiang Xiao's style, a security guard could probably punch his duodenum out.]

The security guard in the picture is about 2.5 meters tall, with muscles bulging like a dragon, and his arms are thicker than Jiang Xiao's waist. He looks like the Hulk when he stands there!

[This is still the normal state of security; what if it turns into something strange?]

The image is chilling to even think about!

Jiang Xiao glanced at the security guard, then greeted him expressionlessly, his voice muffled.

"Good morning, buddy! You look a lot like my old friend Shrimp King from Bikini Bottom!"

The not-so-bright security guard stared blankly at the 'mentally ill' person in front of him.

what's the situation?

Bikini Bottom?

Shrimp King?

The notice said a new doctor would be coming today, but it didn't mention any new mental patients coming.

"Honestly, I envy your big muscles. They're like an inflated SpongeBob SquarePants. Oh, you know, SpongeBob is my best friend."

After Jiang Xiao finished speaking, he even made a muscle-flexing gesture towards the security guard.

Jiang Xiao:

security guard:????

Wait a minute, the security guard felt his mind was a bit of a mess. Jiang Xiao's string of words almost made his CPU burn out.

While the security guard was still in a daze, Jiang Xiao had already strode towards the ward in front.

'DuangDuangDuang!'

Jiang Xiao knocked loudly on the door of the number 1 mental hospital room.

"Sandy! Sandy! Do you know where SpongeBob went?"

Chapter 3: Let me eat a bottle?

The first thing I did upon entering was to look around the ward.

Yes, it's all white, with some yellow decorations on the walls—a warm color scheme commonly used in mental hospitals for therapeutic purposes.

Lying on the hospital bed inside was a very alluring and sexy woman.

However, she was wearing the same blue and white mental hospital gown as Jiang Xiao.

"Uh, are you a new patient?"

The female psychiatrist asked cautiously.

Strange, wasn't a new doctor supposed to be coming today? How come this is a mental patient?

Jiang Xiao replied in the same wise tone as Boss Pai.

“What fellow patient? I don’t understand what you’re talking about, Sandy. You know I’m not a lunatic.”

“My name is not Sandy, my name is Wang Xiaoai.”

The female mental patient corrected Jiang Xiao's incorrect way of addressing him.

"No! You're not Wang Xiao'ai, from now on your name is Sandy! Sandy who lives in Oak House in Bikini Bottom!!!"

Jiang Xiao frowned, very dissatisfied that the other party was not cooperating with his role-playing.

Wang Xiaoai swallowed, feeling that this fellow patient seemed to be even more seriously ill than herself.

"No, you can't ask me to do anything. I... I'll only listen to the doctor."

Should we only listen to the doctor?

The young genius Jiang Xiao had a sudden thought. If he remembered correctly, there was a white coat in the office at the beginning.

"Okay, you wait! I'll be right back."

Jiang Xiao left the room and returned to the office where he had started. He greeted the security guard as he walked.

"Hey, you look like a big guy who's a shrimp king, but you don't seem to be very bright."

This whole performance left the audience stunned.

[What's going on? I just thought I saw a hint of fear of Jiang Xiao on the mentally ill person's face.]

[Nonsense! If you encountered a stoic, expressionless psychopath on the street who insisted you admit you were Sandy from Bikini Bottom, wouldn't you be scared?]

[I can't believe it, this art style... why is it so weird and strange?]

Meanwhile, Dr. Wobbju had already passed the security guards' questioning and arrived at the psychiatric ward.

After much coaxing and pleading, Wang Xiaoai finally took the medicine.

After all, it took Wobuju a lot of effort to get the other party to take the medicine without angering them.

After some guidance and communication from Wobuju, Wang Xiaoai said uncertainly that she seemed to be sick.

But what he couldn't understand was that Wang Xiaoai had forgotten what her illness was.

She just kept saying that she missed her two other patients very much and wanted to see them.

No matter how much Wobu asked, the woman seemed unable to provide any useful information.

No, it seems there's nothing of value in Wang Xiaoai. I need to find a different approach.