I'm a mentally ill person, and I was chosen to participate in the Rules of the Strange Tales.

"If you don't talk, I'll let you taste my Pegasus Meteor Exploding Chicken Fist!"

That fucking explosive chicken punch!

"Ugh... ugh..." The old man, unable to speak, turned purple with fright: "Good, well taken care of! Good! Very good!"

The three little girls stared, mouths slightly agape: ? ? ? ?

Chapter 27 Angry Mom

"Mom, Mom! Grandpa actually spoke!!"

Bai Yi shouted loudly downstairs.

Soon, accompanied by the sound of footsteps going upstairs, a gentle woman came over, wiping her hands.

"What happened? He actually spoke!"

The woman's face held an indescribable expression; it neither seemed angry nor happy.

Mu Xitang, standing to the side, had a strange look on her face.

"Grandpa not only speaks, he speaks in a foreign language too."

"Foreign language?" The woman looked surprised.

“Yeah, say good! Good good!” Shi Shi added.

Woman: ? ? ? ?

What's going on? A dose of medicine can cure an old man's hemiplegia?

The old man was suffering.

The medical miracle before my eyes was forced upon me by my own filial eldest son.

If I don't say anything, he's going to fuck my crotch. How can I not say anything?

"Okay, you and Dad go down to eat first, I'll help your grandpa with his medical check-up."

I don't know if it's just Jiang Xiao's imagination.

He felt the old man's body tremble slightly, as if he was somewhat afraid of the examination.

Lunch was quite plentiful, consisting of three dishes and a soup.

Celery and shredded pork, garlic lettuce, and a plate of braised chicken.

so good?

Jiang Xiao initially thought lunch would be insects, offal, or some other random thing.

"Dad, please serve me some rice!"

"I want some too! I want Daddy to serve me rice too!"

"If they want them all, then I want them all too."

"I also want my dad to tie my bib for me!"

"Me too! I can't reach the back, Daddy!"

"Hmph! Childish, but if they want it, then I want it too."

The people in the live stream couldn't hold back anymore.

Is this a ghost story?

She's practically my dream girl!

[I don't know, so I'm asking: how do you give birth to such an adorable little girl?]

You need to get pregnant first before we talk about anything else.

[Just asking, I'm over thirty and still can't get pregnant. Is this normal? I'm male.]

【? ? ? 】

Jiang Xiao served each of them a bowl of rice and tied bibs on their heads.

The four of them then sat down and began to eat.

The three little girls were pleading with their father to serve them food, while simultaneously trying to please him by serving him food in return.

No, saying "clamp" isn't quite accurate.

Because all three kids used soup spoons to scoop out the food.

"Dad, tell me a story after dinner! I want to hear 'Amazing Kamen Rider vs. the Butt-Showing Monster'!"

"Emm, no, Dad, I want you to play dead with me."

"Tch, boring. I'm willing to do anything as long as I'm with my dad."

The big yellow dog in the yard smelled the aroma of food, and came in, panting and wagging its tail.

"I used to have a dog too, its name was Xiaobai, and it was cuter than yours~"

The big yellow dog's wagging tail froze, then it tucked it between its legs, looking aggrieved.

"Haha, here, have a chicken foot~"

The big yellow dog happily wagged its tail again.

The other chosen ones dared not slap their grandparents, so the process of feeding them medicine was relatively slow.

At that moment, a large number of foreigners flooded into the Dragon Kingdom's live streaming room.

However, most of them didn't say much and were just silently watching the screen.

'boom! '

A loud thud came from upstairs, and the woman came down with a dark expression.

Although Jiang Xiao didn't know what had just happened upstairs, she was clearly not in a good mood.

"You didn't wait for me to eat? Who told you to start eating!"

The big yellow dog immediately bristled and lay down under the table, whimpering softly.

The three little girls immediately lowered their heads and put down their spoons, none of them daring to look their mother in the eye.

Jiang Xiao, however, remained oblivious, continuing to eat his food noisily.

"Honey! How could you do this? Why didn't you wait for me to eat?"

"Auntie, you talk too much nonsense. Didn't you tell us to come down and eat first? You women just love to play this game. Ugh, I can't do anything with you."

Sun Wei's intuition told her that "old lady" wasn't a nice thing to say.

Jiang Xiao didn't speak, but his droopy eyelids showed that he didn't take Sun Wei's words to heart.

This new dad doesn't seem to respect me?

Sun Wei could no longer contain her anger. She put her hands on her hips and shouted at Jiang Xiao at a volume several decibels higher.

"You still dare to eat this! I've worked so hard all day taking care of the kids, doing housework, and cooking! Do you know how hard it is for me?! What are you standing there for! Go and get me some rice!!"

Jiang Xiao was startled by her loud voice. He dropped his chopsticks and immediately put one foot on the stool, striking a pose as if firing a laser.

"Oh no! The raging old hag with three layers of belly has appeared!"

"Everyone be careful, I'm here to protect you. Dynamic light beam, zzzzzzz!"

Sizzle sizzle sizzle? ? ?

And you called me a three-layered-belly old hag?!

Sun Wei was so angry she almost laughed.

She hadn't felt this kind of rage in a long time.

Which father wouldn't be terrified like a grandson when he sees himself?

Seeing that Sun Wei had stopped moving, Jiang Xiao even made the Superman gesture.

"Wow~~~~ Ha~ Ha~ Ha..."

Dig out

This move completely stunned everyone in the Dragon Kingdom's live stream.

[It's true, he's neither smart nor stupid; he wears his underwear as a vest, but he's not stupid either, he wears his vest as underwear!]

I'm completely numb.

[This left me awkwardly standing there, completely embarrassed, like I'd been given a three-bedroom, one-living-room apartment.]

[Going back three hundred years, Jiang Xiao's actions were absolutely phenomenal!]

Seriously? Is this new dad really that brave?

The big yellow dog's body trembled uncontrollably.

The three little girls silently got up and stood to the side, looking down at their toes, not daring to move.

Shi Shi's lips moved slightly, but she still mustered up the courage to offer her advice.