I'm a mentally ill person, and I was chosen to participate in the Rules of the Strange Tales.

【Wang Defa? 】

[What the hell?! Only half an hour?! Dude, wake up!]

[Jiang Shen, I know you're seriously mentally ill, but please, think about the rules carefully!]

[I've seen people bind their feet before, but who has bound their brain like Jiang Xiao? It's like he left his brainstem at home!]

Even knowing that Jiang Xiao was mentally ill, some people still couldn't help but make a few sarcastic remarks.

Meanwhile, Japan, Japan, and China, having temporarily escaped the crisis, came to China's livestream room and started putting on an act again.

[Yosh, as expected of a lunatic, he even joined in the fun? IP: Japan]

[Aish, Jiang Xiao oppa is really tough, I'll see if he can survive in Rule 3! IP: Korea]

[Oh! Beautiful Virgin Mary, I think Jiang Xiao won't live past today. His wife will break his neck. Oh, I swear she will. IP Lighthouse Nation]

[Tsk tsk tsk, thankfully we're getting rich quickly. Our beacon country is full of talented people, while China can only pin its hopes on a lunatic. Heh, how laughable!]

The Dragon Kingdom's conference hall was deathly quiet.

The veins on Director Wang's forehead turned purple from straining.

"Director Wang, should we use the second opportunity to remind him?"

"No need! You said 'city gate tower,' but he interpreted it as 'crooked hips and elbows,' we're not even on the same wavelength! Besides, there's no time to remind him again."

The Dragon Kingdom conference hall kept track of their game time.

Jiang Xiao only has about two minutes left to dissuade him, and it's too late to say anything now.

Chapter 32: Convincing people with virtue

Jiang Xiao and his daughters' playtime was about to reach 30 minutes.

At this moment, Shi Shi actually put down the game controller and even snatched it from Mu Xitang's hand.

"Mom said I can only play for a maximum of 30 minutes a day!"

Bai Yi and Mu Xitang pouted, still wanting to continue playing.

But after looking at Shi Shi and then at Jiang Xiao, they had no choice but to put away their playful mood for the time being.

Bai Yi even thoughtfully turned off the TV.

The dad in front of me is the most interesting one. He can tell stories, play dead, and draw chubby Saemon comics.

And they haven't played the games like Action Heroes vs. Naked Aliens and the most realistic house game yet!

We can't bear to let Jiang Xiao die now.

Seeing the three little girls looking at the little tyrant with reluctance, Jiang Xiao couldn't help but chuckle.

The expressions on the three little cuties clearly show they want to keep playing.

The sycophantic foreigners and the people from those three countries who were just barking all stopped barking.

[What?! Am I seeing things? Jiang Sang's daughter actually stopped playing the game on her own?! IP: Japan]

[OMG! This guy's cheating! This Chinese man is definitely cheating! IP: Korea]

[Wang Defa?! Fafafa?! Fuck you! My Aunt Kino has racked her brains for twelve years and still can't figure out why Jiang Xiao's daughter is so well-behaved? ID: Lighthouse Country]

The Western sycophants fell silent, as Jiang Xiao once again performed actions they couldn't understand at all.

[Sigh, I just felt that China would definitely succeed! Although I'm in the United States, my heart is with my motherland. Heaven and earth bear witness! IP: Japan]

[Hey you upstairs, you sycophant, what are you pretending to be so arrogant about? Do you think we can't read Chinese characters or what? Tell me, what country are you in right now?]

[I'm reminded of that guy with diarrhea again. People like him should be fed rhubarb soup to fill their stomachs!]

Damn, the Chinese people appearing in Sakura now are not just simply worshipping foreign things.

In certain situations, they are **, they are ***!

[Holy crap! Everyone, look at Jiang Shen! What is he trying to do?!]

Jiang Xiao actually turned the TV back on.

And then he started playing with a game controller.

"It's okay. Mom only allows you to play for half an hour, but Dad didn't agree. I'll play with you, don't be afraid!"

Jiang Xiao is perfectly normal now; he just wants to spend this afternoon with a few cute little girls.

As for the so-called rules, screw them.

Jiang Xiao's sixth sense told him that this third rule was not a rule that would lead to certain death at all.

Three little girls: ? ? ?

Bai Yi cheered excitedly, "Dad! You are the best, most amazing, and most incredible dad in the world!!"

Mu Xitang took the initiative and picked up the second game controller when the other two weren't paying attention.

Shi Shi gently bit her lower lip with her pearly teeth, then silently stood behind Jiang Xiao.

If my mother came, I could try to persuade her.

The live stream room in China was buzzing with excitement once again.

[Hahaha, wow! Jiang Xiao is a law-abiding citizen, this move is truly from a ten-year-old faucet, it's really rusty! IP: Japan]

[Our Kimchi Empire also greatly admires Jiang Xiao. If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I would even suspect they are our enemy spies. IP: Kimchi Country]

[God have eyes! This yellow-skinned monkey is asking for trouble! My Aunt Kino is already happily dancing the tango~ IP: Lighthouse Country]

The people of the Dragon Kingdom fell silent, speechless, waiting to see what Jiang Xiao would do next.

Maybe Rule 3 isn't a matter of certain death?

Maybe Sun Wei won't be able to defeat Jiang Xiao's immortality?

Director Wang slumped into his chair in despair.

"So that's why the sky cleared up. Turns out Jiang Xiao has left me speechless."

"Oh, Dad, I don't want to play Contra! It's too easy to die! I can't even get past the second level! Please, Dad, let's play another game!"

Little pink-haired Mu Xitang nestled her head in Jiang Xiao's arms, snuggling and acting coquettishly.

Putting aside the underlying mechanism that these children enjoy killing their fathers.

Their looks are truly the dream girls of countless people.

Especially when she acts cute, she melts the hearts of countless moms and dads in the live stream.

"Watch closely, this is a secret technique that the dean taught me!"

After the title screen on the TV stabilized, Jiang Xiao secretly hid the game controller to prevent the three little ones from watching.

Up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, B, A!

Bing~

With the three little girls staring in disbelief, the number of little figures on the screen jumped from three to thirty!

"Wow!! Dad, you're amazing!"

"I want to play too! I want to play too!! Daddy, I want to play too, please Daddy, please give me this trick, please."

Even Shi Shi abandoned her usual aloof demeanor.

However, Jiang Xiao refused decisively.

"No way! This is a secret technique the dean taught me. I begged old Bi Deng for ages before he finally told me! If you want to learn it, we'll have to see how you perform later!"

The dean, who was watching the live stream outside, first showed a look of delight, then a look of dismay.

To my delight, the kid actually remembered this incident.

What's worse, that one slur of "Old Biden" almost made his blood pressure spike.

[Oh no, Jiang Xiao has broken rule number one! He refused his daughter's request for the secret manual!]

[Upon looking down from the first floor, it appears the newcomer has completed their assessment.]

[What are you yelling about on the first floor? Every time Jiang Xiao breaks the rules, look at your naive, country bumpkin attitude!]

As expected, even though Jiang Xiao broke the rules, the three little girls didn't seem angry at all.

Although Shi Shi and the other two looked sullen and unhappy because of Jiang Xiao's rejection,

But anyone with children knows that this is just their way of sulking and being spoiled; a truly angry child doesn't act like that.

Not only that, but Mu Xitang, who was playing with Jiang Xiao, was also there.

Bai Yi and Shi Shi stood on either side of Jiang Xiao, massaging his shoulders.

They were all eager to perform well and try to acquire their father's exclusive secret technique as soon as possible!

I wipe?

Can you still play like this?

The person lurking in the live stream room in China immediately relayed the news back to their own country.