I'm a mentally ill person, and I was chosen to participate in the Rules of the Strange Tales.

"Oh, right, how about we play a cooking game?"

A cooking game?

Although they were very tired, the three of them were still very interested in the game.

Is this a game of house?

"The most authentic house-playing game ever! How about we sneak into the kitchen and cook dinner ourselves? So Mom won't have anything to cook tonight!"

What's making it impossible for Mom to cook?

This idea is absolutely brilliant!

"Shi Shi, go wash a cabbage. Xi Tang, you're in charge of rinsing some rice. We'll have rice for dinner tonight."

"What about me? What should I do?!"

Bai Yi, who wasn't assigned any tasks, was unhappy.

"Xiaoyi, why don't you go and pick out some celery? Do you know how?"

"I can! I'll pick the vegetables!"

"Hey! Shi Shi! Who gave you the knife! What? You want to cut it again? Don't move, put it there! I'll do the chopping!"

"Xitang! Don't put dish soap in the rice! Rinse it twice, no, four times! Make sure it's thoroughly rinsed!"

"Bai Yi! Why did you keep the celery leaves and throw away the roots?!"

"Dad, I want to eat flatbread."

"Okay, let's make some noodles first."

At that moment, Sun Wei was on the stairs, listening to the clattering sounds coming from the kitchen, and couldn't help but frown.

These four don't seem like they're good at cooking. Are they going to ruin their kitchen?

Then, as if she had thought of something, a smile appeared on Sun Wei's lips.

"Oh well, whatever, let them do what they want. I'm going to buy some cold dishes from Aunt Li's."

Except for the old man who is unable to take care of himself.

Jiang Xiao's family sat neatly at the dining table.

Sun Wei, who had been serious all along, was now having a twitch at the corner of her mouth.

This was clearly her way of trying to suppress her laughter.

"Mom, how about it! You can take a day off tonight and don't have to cook!"

The three little girls, including Jiang Xiao, all looked proud and started frantically trying to take credit.

"Uh, I know your intentions are good, but things went wrong once you started!"

Sun Wei sighed; she would have to help them take a bath later.

But seeing their disheveled and dirty appearance, she couldn't help but laugh.

His face, head, and clothes were covered in flour and water stains.

And yet they're all just sitting there grinning like idiots~

As for Jiang Xiao's knife skills, they were really nothing to write home about.

Is this hot and sour shredded cabbage or chunks of cabbage?

Sun Wei couldn't understand how Jiang Xiao could cut the cabbage like that, even when the CPU was smoking.

Okay, this isn't unbearable, at least it's edible.

"what is this?"

Sun Wei pointed to a plate of vegetables with a puzzled look on her face; it looked like potatoes.

But why does it look so messy?

"This is stir-fried shredded potatoes, potato chunks, and potato slices!"

Sun Wei nodded in sudden realization.

"Oh, it's stir-fried shredded potatoes with potatoes."

∑(O_O；)Nani?

"What the hell is this stir-fried potato shreds with potato chunks?!"

At this point, Jiang Xiao could no longer hide his smugness.

"Oh my, Shi Shi wants shredded potatoes, Bai Yi wants potato chunks, and Mu Xitang wants potato slices. How about that? I've satisfied all three of their requests with just one dish!"

"Honey, how did you come up with such a brilliant idea?"

Jiang Xiao blushed and said in a tone that was three parts shy, three parts eager for praise, and four parts proud.

"Goose Box, actually, it was just a sudden inspiration, nothing serious."

Sun Wei looked completely bewildered. "You don't actually think I'm praising you, do you?"

In addition to these two dishes, Jiang Xiao also prepared a stir-fried beef with celery.

This dish looks alright.

"We made it by hand with Dad!"

"This is the only one; there are no other branches."

Seeing the expectant looks in her three beloved daughters' eyes, Sun Wei took a deep breath and tentatively picked up a piece of cabbage.

She was prepared to try her best not to spit out the first bite, no matter how bad it tasted.

Put the chopsticks in your mouth

Ok?

That's a bit unexpected!

It wasn't particularly delicious, but it wasn't bad either; it just tasted like home-style cooking.

"Well, that's impressive. I didn't know you had such skills."

"That's right, don't you even know who I learned from!"

"Who taught you?" x4.

"Wang Ernai, who works at Qingshan Mental Hospital in Xuanwu District, Nanjiang City, Jiangsu Province!"

Four people: ? ? ? ? ?

The three little girls didn't react much, but they were curious about why their father was learning to cook in a mental hospital.

However, Sun Wei understood some things.

No wonder this kid is not only unafraid of us, but also acts so irresponsible every day.

There must be a reason why he wore leather pants over cotton pants!

You can't fathom what's going on in the minds of mentally ill people.

Sun Wei believes that she is at most physically ill, but Jiang Xiao is purely mentally ill!

She sighed inwardly, but did not tell Shi Shi that her father was mentally ill.

Who cares? So what if someone's mentally ill?

Who in this world isn't mentally unstable?

Or, how can you be so sure that you are not mentally ill?

If you think you're healthy, you can go to a mental hospital for a test and see the results.

Sun Wei has thought it through.

As long as the daughters like this dad!

"Hey, I'll buy some cold dishes this afternoon, a vegetarian platter and some braised pork head."

"Year! I love Mom the most!"

Seeing so much delicious food, Shinnosuke, who had been pretending to be dead, suddenly popped out.

"Hahaha, this big-butt old lady is quite something! Pour me a drink, okay?"

'clang! ’

Sun Wei grabbed a soup spoon from the side and smashed it over Jiang Xiao's head.

"speak nicely!"

"Ugh~ I don't want to eat green peppers. Can you pick them out of the potatoes?"

"No! You're the father, you can't set a bad example by being a picky eater!"

"After I finish eating the green peppers, can I see Rie Tomosaka's sexy photobook? Hehe~"

'clang! ’

After two heavy blows with the spoon, Jiang Xiao finally quieted down.