I'm a mentally ill person, and I was chosen to participate in the Rules of the Strange Tales.

Just as Jiang Xiao was about to fall asleep.

Suddenly, I heard a series of sobbing and crying sounds.

Intermittent.

The person crying seemed to be intentionally suppressing their voice.

Judging from the noise, it must be coming from my daughter's room.

"Wife? Wife?"

After calling her twice, Sun Wei seemed to be asleep and showed no intention of getting up.

Jiang Xiao got up and turned on the bedside lamp, wanting to see what was going on with his little darling.

Rule 5: Ignore any noises coming from your child's room at night.

Jiang Xiao is going to break the rules again.

[Rules? Sorry, Jiang Xiao's rules are the rules!]

The people of the Dragon Kingdom now have a blind faith in Jiang Xiao.

[Hey everyone, check out the live stream from the US, it's got some good stuff!]

At this moment, Mad, the chosen one of the Lighthouse Nation, was pushed up by his wife.

"Honey, did you hear anything? Honey?"

Damn, you can't say he was completely still; at the very least, he was snoring like a madman.

You mean he's asleep?

Sorry, he's more sober than anyone else right now.

Even those who are clear-headed admire their own brilliant thinking!

In fact, Mad had already heard their daughter crying.

But when he thought of rule number five, he immediately chose to continue lying in bed pretending to be dead.

And there he is, his wife is trying to wake him up right now.

Haha~

Go ahead and shout, even if you shout until you're hoarse, I won't budge an inch today.

[Oh! Damn, that feigning sleep was absolutely perfect! IP: The Lighthouse Country]

Yes, that's right! The rules only require the chosen one to fulfill all the child's requests, not all of the wife's. This ostrich-like strategy is undoubtedly the most correct choice. (IP: The Lighthouse Country)

But is it really that simple? (IP: The Lighthouse Country)

"Honey? Honey, wake up! Our daughter seems to be crying!"

When the woman pushed him a few times and found that her husband still wouldn't move, she couldn't help but raise her hand to slap him.

The commenters' deduction was correct.

According to the rules, Mad's wife indeed has no right to order him around.

So without hesitation, she unleashed a flurry of blows from both hands.

There were at least a dozen 'slap slap slap slap' blows!

They simply arranged a physical wake-up service for Mad!

The strange strength in his hand was considerable.

This can be clearly seen from the live stream footage.

Damn, two of his molars were knocked out, and his face was covered in blood from being slapped.

Even after being ripped out like this, Mad still showed no sign of opening his eyes.

The woman was also dumbfounded. She had just conservatively estimated that she had pulled at least thirty large slits, and this guy was sleeping so soundly?

Unfortunately, they couldn't wake him up, so Mad's wife had no choice but to give up.

Mad's expression changed when the woman lay back down on the bed.

First, two streams of tears welled up and couldn't be held back any longer, soaking the pillow.

Even his face was twitching uncontrollably from the pain; anyone who didn't know better would think he had Parkinson's disease.

He really had to swallow his pride and bear it!

(Yi) "Waaah~"

Unable to hold back, Mad let out two soft sobs.

Upon hearing the noise, his wife immediately got back to work.

At the same time, he looked at Mad with suspicion, thinking, "Hey kid, are you pretending to be asleep to fool me?"

"Honey? Are you really not awake?"

Mad quickly masked his expression and resumed snoring loudly.

He was completely unaware that the tear stains on his pillow had betrayed him.

The woman sighed and placed her hand on Mad's face.

"Honey, I remember you have more than a dozen cavities, right? How about I get them pulled while you're asleep tonight?"

A dozen or so?!

Damn, his body trembled!

I don't even know how many teeth I have, and you're trying to pull out half of them just by opening your mouth?

"Wait, I'll go get the pliers."

After patting Mad's swollen face, his wife pretended to get up, but it was clear she was serious about pulling it out by force.

What the hell!

Is she really serious?

Damn, he sprang out of bed with a somersault, his face full of confusion.

"Huh? Honey, you're not broken yet? Ouch, why does my cheek hurt so much? Honey, do you know? I was stunned just now when someone slapped me across the face."

Hmm, maybe it's because his face was swollen from being hit that he's speaking a little unclearly.

Mad's wife is also a true actress; her answer was flawless.

"Oh, you just fell off the bed. You even knocked out two of your molars. Oh, and Xiaoting has been crying. Why don't you go check on her?"

"Oh? Really? Is it fake? There's something else going on with the chickens. We have to go and give her a piece of our mind."

Mad looked serious and complained that his wife and daughter had cried so much because they hadn't woken him up sooner.

Not

Are you two answering each other so smoothly?

As long as the two of them aren't embarrassed, it's the people in the US livestream who will feel awkward.

[Oh, I owe you gold!]

Good heavens, they're both thousand-year-old foxes!

Chapter 38 Dad, are you afraid of me?

After leaving the bedroom, Mad immediately leaned against the door and began to cry silently.

操了

How could a grown man like me be so weak in a critical moment?

He had survived all thirty-six big bulges, and was just one shiver away from the last one, when he actually burst into tears!

What a waste of that beating!

"Honey! What are you standing there for at the door? Xiaoting is still crying, hurry back!"

"Hey! I've got my wife!"

Sniffling and wiping away her tears, Damn, all she could do was cheer herself up and look forward.

My daughter's room is right next door, and the closer we are, the louder the crying becomes.

There seemed to be a hint of resentment in the crying.

She cried in a very suppressed manner, and the crying was intermittent.

It was as if someone was choking Xiaoting, preventing her from crying out loud.

‘Dong dong dong~’

I knocked tentatively on the door.

"Xiaoting, are you asleep?"

The crying inside the room was interrupted by Mad, and the sound went silent instantly.