I'm a mentally ill person, and I was chosen to participate in the Rules of the Strange Tales.

She's genuinely afraid that this mentally ill doctor might come back to life.

Chapter 5 The Bizarre of Despair

But what was bound to happen will happen eventually. The Jiang Xiaos, who had been torn apart, stood up again, their tone still as honest and simple as ever.

"Oh, dear Sandy, I have a big stone in my belly!"

"Hey Sandy, want to blow bubbles? I'll only charge you 25 cents!"

"Sandy, you need to give me two ice creams, one for me and one for my best friend SpongeBob."

"Stay alert, Sandy. The Flying Devil might make a move!"

"I should walk... uh, I think I should run... oh! I think I should run! Yes! Run! Sandy!! Run!"

Countless expressionless Jiang Xiaos surrounded Wang Xiaoai, spouting incoherent nonsense.

Wang Xiaoai curled up in the corner of the hospital bed in agony, her face showing a mixture of collapse, helplessness, and madness.

(д;) "Goose box, goose box. Sandy, Sandy, Sandy? Who's Sandy? Me? I'm Sandy! Patrick, are you Patrick? SpongeBob? Oh, I guess I need a double Krabby Patty too."

Everyone in the Dragon Kingdom's live stream room was stunned, as if their minds were filled with a lot of confusion.

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I want to ask, who exactly is the one acting strangely?

Ugh, I couldn't stand what Jiang Xiao did. I'd rather be dismembered.

[Wang Xiaoai: Which of us is the mentally ill one?]

Seeing Wang Xiaoai grinning foolishly on the hospital bed, Jiang Xiao couldn't help but pat her head.

"Oh my god, Sandy, you're acting like a lunatic. Can you tell me what's going on?"

What's the matter?

This statement was undoubtedly the last straw that broke the camel's back.

Wang Xiaoai tore at her hair in despair, letting out a maniacal laugh.

"Ha, ha, wahahahahahaha!!!!"

"Who's the psychopath? Oh, right, I'm Sandy, Sandy's the psychopath, yes, that's right, Dr. Patrick."

Just as Wang Xiaoai was talking to herself, the extra 'Jiang Xiao's' slowly disappeared.

It seems that the existence of these "clones" is also time-limited, leaving only the real Jiang Xiao with a disgusted expression on his face.

Jiang Xiao (#－.－): "What the hell? Are you out of your mind? We're just playing around with the script, why are you getting so into it? You're such a crazy woman. Forget it, I'm going to go talk to some other patients about our feelings."

Wang Xiaoai was stunned for a moment.

(д;) "Hahahaha, that's right, that's right! I'm a crazy woman, a crazy woman, and I'm also mentally ill. Oh, I'm Sandy, the squirrel you're talking about, the one who lives in Bikini Bottom, hahahaha!"

Has he completely gone mad? Or was he always been mad?

For a moment, I was speechless.

Amen, please forgive Jiang Xiao's crimes.

I feel like the next mental patient will be incredibly unlucky to have a doctor like Jiang Xiao...

Wait, my head hurts a little. Is Jiang Xiao mentally ill?

[Is he the only one sober while everyone else is drunk? Perhaps Jiang Xiao is the true master hidden in plain sight!]

[Hey upstairs, you're kidding me. Didn't you see the official confirmed case record with the big red stamp just released?]

Just when everyone was confused about Jiang Xiao's actions, a user with the ID "Crazy Kick the Cripple's Good Leg" provided an explanation.

Kicking the Cripple's Good Leg: [Hello everyone, I'm a psychiatrist. I just reviewed Jiang Xiao's case. His delusional disorder is almost incurable. In other words, if he imagines himself as a normal person, then he is a normal person!]

[No way? So Jiang Xiao can switch back and forth between the personalities of a mentally ill person and a normal person?]

[My god, Jiang Xiao was just dismembered! Doesn't it seem abrupt to switch personalities like this?]

The psychiatrist just gave a detailed explanation again.

Kicking the lame man's good leg repeatedly: [Yes, that's right. Under normal circumstances, if someone repeatedly imagines themselves as different characters, they would definitely go crazy.]

He kicked the cripple's good leg repeatedly: "But...but Jiang Xiao wasn't a normal person to begin with, was he? He's gone mad, he's mentally ill."

He kicked the cripple's good leg repeatedly: [And not only that, he also suffers from severe dissociative identity disorder. It's possible, just possible, that what 'Patrick Star' did was done by 'Patrick Star,' and Jiang Xiao himself has absolutely no recollection of it.]

Wait, wait, wait! Doctor, please stop talking, it's making me feel like I'm about to grow a brain!

[I think I understand a little now. What the doctor was trying to say was simply this: Jiang Xiao is mentally ill, and you can't judge a mentally ill person by the standards of a normal person!]

The psychiatrist agreed with what the man above had said.

He kicked the cripple's good leg repeatedly: "That's right, Jiang Xiao is mentally ill. If you think mental illness is abnormal, then you're normal. If you think mental illness is normal, then you're abnormal!"

Just as everyone was pondering this and thinking that this psychiatrist was very professional.

The "doctor" suddenly said something else.

The person who just kicked the cripple's good leg: [Sorry, the person who just spoke is a severely mentally ill patient in our hospital. Please don't believe anything he says!]

Everyone:? ? ? ? ?

Holy shit!

We just listened to some lunatic rambling on for ages.

Uh, I looked at this person's profile, and he really is a psychopath.

Everyone looked and saw that it was true!

The profile of the person who kicked the cripple's good leg features selfie videos.

In the picture, he is grinning with yellow teeth and wearing the same blue and white striped clothes as Jiang Xiao. The IP address indicates a mental hospital.

All these signs point to one thing: this guy is mentally ill!

Everyone was completely dumbfounded. What the hell was this?!

I had just thought what he said made sense and was planning to think about it carefully.

Why do I feel that what the mentally ill person just said actually makes some sense?

"Hey buddy, this lunatic just said that if you think mental illness is abnormal, then you're normal; if you think mental illness is normal, then you're abnormal."

[Is there any credibility to what he, as a mentally ill person, is saying? In other words, what mindset should we have when judging his words to prove that we are normal people?]

You think what he said is normal, but he's mentally ill, and you agree with this mentally ill person's views, so are you mentally ill too?

[No, no, what you said upstairs is too superficial. Shouldn't we work backwards? He's mentally ill, so what he says is abnormal from the start. Therefore, what he says is normal is abnormal, and what's abnormal is normal.]

Wait a minute, doesn't this seem like a paradox?

[Wait, wait, everyone, hold on a second! You're trying to prove you're normal by judging someone as mentally ill? This whole thing is fucking abnormal!]

[Wait! Stop! Please, everyone stop talking. This is too much information. Let me catch my breath.]

Everyone fell silent again, engrossed in a new round of brainstorming.

These few sentences contain far too many elements.

[Oh dear! This is terrible! Everyone, let's go check out Old Mi's Wobbly video to clear our heads!]

Yes, I can't think about it any more, or I'll really have mental problems!

At that moment, Dr. Wobbju was having a heart-to-heart talk with his second patient.

The second mental patient was a man named Wang Hai.

His medication was very difficult to administer; he insisted that he was a normal person and demanded that they be released!

Let 'them' out?

Who are they?

If nothing unexpected happens, it should be those two female mental patients, since the rules state that Wang Hai loves them both very much.

There seems to be some information about Wang Hai.

Wobuju planned to take it slow and listen to his story first.

"You say you're a normal person, so why are you in a mental hospital?"

"I...I don't remember either."

Wang Hai's disappointed and confused expression didn't seem like he was lying.

The feeling was similar to that of the first female mental patient, except that this male mental patient was certain that he was a normal person.

Wang Xiaoai, on the other hand, seemed more confused and didn't remember having any illness.

"Then, what is your relationship with the other two people?"

Wobb asked tentatively.

[Rule Five: The only male mental patient is extremely in love with the other two female mental patients.]

Normally, mentioning the other two female mentally ill patients in front of Wang Hai shouldn't make him angry and go berserk.