I'm a mentally ill person, and I was chosen to participate in the Rules of the Strange Tales.

"I don't have any bear-shaped cookies here."

"Okay, how about chocolate chip cookies? How much?"

"I don't have any bear-shaped cookies here!"

The boss looked suspiciously at the wooden cart that Jiang Xiao was pushing, which was the same model as his own, and seriously suspected that this guy was sent by a competitor to cause trouble!

Jiang Xiao waved his hand dismissively at the stall owner's stall.

"Hey, you don't have this or that, so why are you selling cold noodles?"

"Because I'm a damn cold noodle seller!"

A generous gift crab!

This man's eyes were so clear that the boss had reason to suspect that his mental state might not be very good.

"What about the Action Kamen underwear? Do you sell them?"

"How could I possibly have something like that?!"

The boss is pushing his cart, planning to move to another location. How can he do business like this?

"I only have cold noodles here! If you want cookies, you should go to the convenience store! If you want underwear, go to the supermarket!"

"Oh, you should have just said you only sold cold noodles earlier. It's not like I wouldn't buy them. Sigh, I just can't do anything with you~"

My mother!

"Me! Me!"

The boss felt like he was about to have a heart attack; he was speechless with frustration.

Oh well, never mind, in business, harmony is the most important thing.

"Okay, do you want a small or a large portion?"

"I want three packs of bear-shaped cookies."

Fuck you, you bitch!!!

So all this time I've been communicating with you has been for nothing?

"I'm leaving. I'm closing up shop for today. I'm not doing business with you anymore!"

what?

"Dad~"

"Want some?"

The three little girls pitifully tugged at Jiang Xiao's trouser leg.

"But Dad, I don't have any money either. Boss, can you buy on credit?"

No money?

Good grief, so he's a freeloader. No wonder he chatted with me for so long.

The boss snorted and said that there was no way he would buy on credit!

Jiang Xiao didn't want to force or take things from Shi Shi in front of her.

"By the way, are you guys coming over?"

The three little girls leaned in to listen, and Jiang Xiao whispered a bunch of things.

After hearing their father's arrangements, the little girls were all a bit hesitant.

"Will this... work?"

"Mom knows she'll hit you, right?"

"I think Shi Shi is definitely capable, just like Dad said!"

The three nodded and approached the owner's noodle stall with small, synchronized steps.

Ok?

"Hey! What are you three doing? Let me tell you, don't even think about using a kid to extort money from me. I don't have any money!"

"Uncle! Please give us something to eat!"

Bai Yi blinked her big, watery eyes, looking pitiful.

"Uncle, our mother left before we were born—no, not long after we were born."

Mu Xitang's acting skills are on par with Bai Yi's; she is both pitiful and lovable.

"Boss, we...we haven't eaten in ages...can you please..."

Shi Shi appeared somewhat awkward and reserved, but the effect she presented was the most authentic.

Ah this

The boss scratched his head, feeling helpless under the pitiful gazes of the three young girls.

Is this some kind of moral blackmail?

"Oh well, never mind, let's just consider it a good deed."

Can you eat spicy food?

"Just mild is fine. My mom says kids shouldn't eat too much spice, thank you boss, hehe!"

The owner made a small portion of cold noodles for each of the three people.

Seeing the three men's sly smiles, how could the boss not realize he had been tricked?

But it's not a big deal; the three little girls are indeed all incredibly cute.

No man can resist this cute and adorable offensive.

"Boss, can you make one more, no, two more?"

"Is he your father?"

The boss pointed to Jiang Xiao standing to the side.

"Yes." The three little ones nodded.

Am I your father?

"No." The three little ones shook their heads.

Should he be responsible for supporting you?

"Sure." The three nodded.

Should I be responsible for supporting you?

“It shouldn’t be like that.” The three shook their heads.

"Shouldn't you ask your dad if you're hungry?"

"Sure." The three nodded.

"You should come to me, a stranger, if you're hungry?"

“It shouldn’t be like that.” The three shook their heads.

"Then why don't you go and rely on him! And now you're pointing fingers at me?"

"Because Uncle is a good person~"

Wang Defa? A generous gift of crabs!

Isn’t this bullying an honest person?

"What? What kind of bullshit logic is this? Good people are supposed to be morally blackmailed?!"

But there was nothing they could do; the three little girls were certain that the older man would soften his heart.

They managed to get two large portions of cold noodles.

"Boss, you're a good person. I think we'll meet again someday!"

"Go away! Don't give me that crap, it feels like you're insulting me!"

In this world, who wants to be the kind person who gets bullied?

He didn't have a choice before, but if he could do it again...

The boss would choose to push his cart and run away immediately!

A smile crept onto Jiang Xiao's lips as he watched his boss flee in disarray.

Interesting~

Are there really any good people in these strange tales of rules?

His intuition told him.

His connection with his boss might go beyond this.

"Dad, here! We'll save this extra spicy one for Mom!"

"Okay, let's go home then. Today was quite a happy day. I'll put away the cold noodles for you to have for dinner, so Mom won't have to make them again."