I'm a mentally ill person, and I was chosen to participate in the Rules of the Strange Tales.

Jiang Xiao walked for three minutes before seeing the first cell.

Cell B1 contains a large bald man.

This guy seems to be three levels more ruthless than Teacher Ji Chunhua.

Just by standing there without saying a word, you can feel that he has at least a dozen lives on his shoulders.

The cells are made of solid titanium alloy.

Each one is 20cm in diameter.

Moreover, there is a thick layer of soundproofing cotton, which means that no matter how loud his voice is, it cannot travel very far.

'Clang clang~'

Jiang Xiao knocked on the cell door.

"Hey! You little punk, you didn't even bother to say hello when you saw me, the warden, come in?"

The bald man nonchalantly lifted his droopy eyelids.

"New here? Do you know how the previous wardens all died?"

Hey!

They've even started threatening employees!

"Hey you, come here and let this bald guy out!"

What?

Release it?

The young jailer immediately became agitated.

(Yi) "District Chief, no! No, you can't let him out! He's a heartless killer!"

"I told you to release them, so release them! If you dare to dawdle again, I'll lock you up, you hear me?"

Oh my god!

This new warden seems to have some serious illness.

Release hardened criminals?

Isn't this just like jumping three levels in the toilet to find poop?

[That's right, it's still the authentic flavor, so typical of Jiang Shen.]

[Is it Patrick Star this time?]

Ah, it's been 19 days since I started missing Patrick Star.

That's right, you know, people like us with intellectual disabilities can only understand Patrick Star.

[Pie, can you hear me? Everyone misses you.]

The bald man was stunned.

A hint of surprise appeared on his fierce-looking face.

Let me out?

With a 'creak'~

The young jailer opened the titanium alloy door with a miserable expression.

They really released them!

The bald man's face immediately broke into a bright smile!

"Dude, you may not be the smartest, but I have to admire your courage."

Ignoring the bald man's sarcastic remarks, Jiang Xiao simply relaxed the muscles in his hands.

There are troublemakers everywhere; just teach them a lesson!

"Do you need to praise me like that? I, Old Li, have never been to school. The reason I can win battles is because I dare to fight and take risks, and I'm bold yet meticulous!"

"Daring to fight and take risks? Ha, is that so?"

The bald man stared menacingly into Jiang Xiao's eyes.

"But since you helped me release him, I have to give you, the newcomer, a little reward!"

Jiang Xiao met his gaze without flinching.

"I, Li Yunlong, started practicing martial arts at the age of eight. From what you're saying, you want to have a go at me?"

The two were evenly matched, neither willing to concede.

"District Chief, Brother Guang, um... you two, could you please stop this?"

The young jailer standing nearby was so frightened he almost cried.

Can you please stop doing this? He's scared!

The bald man chuckled and immediately rolled up his sleeves to show off his biceps.

"I, Li Yunlong, have never seen anyone as arrogant as you in my entire life!"

"Oh? You've met me now! Come on, I'm in a good mood today, how about we practice together?"

Okay, okay, I like this kind of stubbornness~

"Fine, I'll practice then. I think you're really got a foreskin wrapped around your brain and hanging in the sky."

The young jailer beside him tried to persuade him, his voice trembling with tears.

"District Chief, let's go, let's go, we can still escape now."

Jiang Xiao not only refused to leave, but even threw off the prison warden uniform he was wearing.

Rule 1: Remember your identity. Wearing the warden's uniform can effectively help some prisoners maintain their humanity.

What if you don't wear it?

really.

The moment he took off his clothes, the prisoner's expression changed.

First, the teeth in my mouth kept colliding and rubbing together, making a gritty, tooth-aching sound.

Then my breathing became heavy.

Countless tiny tentacles, resembling black yarn, emerged from its eyeballs and danced wildly.

No.

Not only eyes, but also mouth, ears, and nostrils!

The young jailer lay sprawled on the ground, his face ashen.

"District Chief, this is really bad, we're both doomed!"

Ah Wei, impotent and dead, looked at Jiang Xiao with utter disgust.

"Hmph! Playing tricks! When two armies meet on a narrow path, the brave shall prevail! When faced with an enemy, draw your sword! You're supposed to be a public official, yet you're afraid of these monsters and demons. Look at your spineless self!"

The domineering Jiang Xiao took the initiative and kicked out with a high roundhouse kick aimed at his bald head!

'boom! '

Accurate hit!

This kick sent Baldy Whip spinning on the spot, narrowly sending him flying back into his cell.

(#口) "Hiss"

It hurts, it hurts so much!

My entire scalp feels numb and painful!

what's the situation?

Enduring excruciating pain, the bald man manipulated the black tentacles within his facial features, attempting to entangle Jiang Xiao.

"You damn demons and monsters dare to come near me?! Go back and find out who your grandfather is! Get the hell out of here!"

'Shuh! '

These tentacles came quickly and went even faster, retracting directly into the bald man's facial features.

Because it shrank so violently, it almost brought tears to the bald man's eyes.

However, caught off guard, the bald man's eyes rolled back and his mouth gagged.

"Ugh~ Ugh~"

I wipe?

what's the situation?

The bald man stared wide-eyed, trying to infect Jiang Xiao with his gaze.

But before the infection could even get close, it was burned to nothingness by Jiang Xiao's aura of military might.

"You dare glare at me? You're still not convinced, aren't you!"