Crossover Anime: How Did I Become Iruma-kun?

"I'm a pillar, you lowly private, show me some respect!"

"I am God!"

"I am the mountain god!"

Iruma sighed and facepalmed, showing absolutely no interest in the debate between the two.

These two idiots are cut from the same cloth; they're both mentally ill.

He stood up and nodded to Xiao Kui behind him: "You two, get ready to go!"

At night, I strolled through Guo Street.

The atmosphere here is at its best right now, with a large group of all kinds of people on the street, their eyes constantly sweeping over the smiling women upstairs.

Iruma sat quietly in the rickshaw.

Asking for flowers

At this moment, he changed into a fiery red robe and wore the fox mask he wore at the time, completely covering himself up.

The only thing that remained unchanged was the extremely luxurious fabric and accessories.

Everything about it exudes luxury and power.

Yuzui Tengen, in the car in front, instructed the two people behind him: "You two, once you get here, don't wander around."

However, before he could finish speaking, he turned around and saw that the two of them had already disappeared.

"This!" Yu Zui Tianyuan gritted his teeth in anger: "These two brats!!!"

He quickly jumped off the rickshaw and searched for Zenitsu and Inosuke in the crowd. When he spotted them, he went straight for the Noxian Guillotine, beat them all up, and took them away.

After the four of them reunited, Uzui Tengen said, "Look carefully, this place sleeps during the day and shines brightly at night."

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"Isn't this a place tailor-made for evil spirits?"

"Most of the geishas were sold here because of poverty and debt."

“They work here in exchange for food, clothing, and shelter. If they can be invited here, a wealthy person might be able to pay off their debts and redeem them.”

"However, the probability is very small. No rich person would be foolish enough to waste a large sum of money on redeeming debts."

"The geisha here are also divided into different ranks, with the highest rank being the courtesan, whose beauty goes without saying, and who is also incredibly intelligent and talented."

"It's a cash cow that the shop owners have spent a lot of time and effort cultivating."

"That's enough, let's go."

After explaining to the two, Uzui Tengen walked towards the house marked with wisteria flowers.

When the four arrived, the homeowner respectfully welcomed them into his home and, at Uzui Tengen's instruction, began preparing things.

Looking at the two of them, Uzui Tengen slowly said, "The most urgent thing right now is to help me find a wife."

"Both Seimei and I will go and investigate information about the demons."

However, upon hearing that he was looking for a wife, Zenitsu immediately went berserk, exclaiming, "This is outrageous!"

"Are you kidding me? You're abusing your power just so we can help you find a wife?!"

"Huh? What have you misunderstood, you idiot?!"

"No, I have to say it!!!"

"A guy like you, nobody likes you, so you're asking us to find you a wife, right?!"

Chapter 499 Can Talk

Upon hearing this, Uzui Tengen also blushed deeply: "Are you an idiot?!"

"My wife had already infiltrated Youguo to gather intelligence on the evil spirits, but our regular contact with her broke down, which is why I came here in person!"

Zenitsu's expression was full of disbelief: "It must be something you just imagined in your head."

"You brat!" Yuzui Tengen was completely enraged by him, and pulled out an envelope and threw it in his face.

"Let me see this carefully, it's a letter from the raven!"

"All three of my wives have gone missing, which is why I came here in person."

Three?

Zenitsu sprang to his feet, staring at him in disbelief: "Three, three, three?!"

"A guy like you has three wives!"

"Are you kidding me?!"

"Shut up!" Yuzui Tengen used a Rising Dragon Fist to force him to shut down.

Inosuke, standing nearby, added rudely, "Maybe your wife is already dead."

"You bastard!" Uzui Tengen also delivered a Rising Dragon Fist to him.

"Are these two idiots really alright?"

Iruma nodded: "Don't let his mental issues fool you, when he's in a good mood, he's still a normal person."

Yu Zui Tianyuan was speechless.

"A normal person at normal times"—that's a complete lie.

Iruma lay on his side on the tatami mat, eating snacks, and said, "I have spies in the Tokitoya, so they must know something."

"All we need to do is send the two of them to Kyogoku-ya and Hagimoto-ya."

The two little ones had already been given a clear plan, and they were to be constantly trained without dying.

After all, Muzan Kibutsuji wasn't in such a hurry to kill him; perhaps it wouldn't be too late to kill him after the child came of age.

"Then let's not hesitate and prepare to take action."

Iruma put on a mask and left the Wisteria House, quickly blending into the crowd and walking rapidly towards the Tokitoya.

Upon arriving at the brothel, the madam and the owner immediately came out to greet him respectfully: "Young Master, welcome back once again!"

What are your orders today?

To this, Iruma remained indifferent as always: "I'm just informing you that I will be picking them up tonight."

“Absolutely no problem!” The madam smiled and agreed. “Even if they stay for a few more months, our Shiren House can afford it. We will definitely make sure the young master is satisfied.”

“Good. I will send another 100 million tomorrow. Also, I will pay for everything tonight.” After saying this, Iruma walked towards the third floor.

Only the glamorous madam and the boss remained; these were the true gods of wealth, and extravagant spending was nothing compared to their stature.

The madam banged the gong again and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Today, all expenses at the Shiren House will be paid by Young Master Qing. Please enjoy yourselves to the fullest!!"

"Whoa whoa whoa!!!" These words immediately caused a huge uproar.

"It's that mysterious young master again!"

"The extent to which this money is being squandered is truly terrifying."

"What does that have to do with us? We just need to thank them for the treat."

"That's true, hahaha."

"Quickly, bring the wine and the food!"

The Tokitoya once again descended into a frenzy, with Iruma paying the bill. This group ordered whatever was expensive, and even the geishas were able to profit handsomely from it.

Who wouldn't like such a God of Wealth?

If possible, they would love for the other person to come into the store and spend money every day.

The people drinking began to talk.

"Speaking of which, a few days ago, that mysterious young master seemed to have given Shirenya a huge pile of gold. I think it was piled up like a small mountain!"

“Ha!” The man next to him took a sip of his drink and said, “Isn’t that right?”

"Several trucks were carrying gold, and even the guards came over."

Someone added, "I heard that all of this was just to redeem the courtesan from the Shirenya shop."

"Tsk tsk tsk, this is truly extravagant, they don't even care about money. Only someone like this deserves to be the top courtesan,"

"You fart!"

"Only the most beautiful courtesan could barely be worthy of that young master."

"That's right, that's right, look at my mouth!"

Amidst laughter and chatter, the group continued drinking and discussing the matter with great enthusiasm. Although they had never met the mysterious young master of the wealthy family, they were already astonished by his terrifying wealth.

They were no longer ordinary young masters and wealthy scions.

Anyone who can shout "I'll pay for the whole place" in a place like Youguo Street is either crazy or an extremely powerful figure!

In their eyes, Iruma's status and identity had been elevated to the heavens.